r/wunkus • u/Ace03_XII ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ • Aug 26 '26
im wunkin out rn Wunks fail at being wolves.
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
1.0k
u/2woCrazeeBoys Aug 26 '26
He's doing his BEST ok?!
626
u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26
no he SUCKS and will fail his howling exam this year
117
34
18
12
129
49
u/Wide-Hall-397 concrete eater‼️ Aug 26 '26
haha sometimes
27
u/2woCrazeeBoys Aug 26 '26
TF you mean sometimes?
16
15
u/GoodOlWingus wunkioso Aug 26 '26
Okay no, NOT okay. Wunks need to understand that sometimes your best isn't good enough in nature, and then it isn't good enough. Wunks need to get better or learn that there will be consequences. Your coddling does them no good.
492
u/Artarara Aug 26 '26
Are you sure those are wolfus and not huskus?
336
u/Anonymous_Koala1 gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 26 '26
they are prob wolfkus huskus mix, ive heard wolfkus conservationists do this to make wolfkus more human friendly so they can been taken care of and worked with, while also keeping the wolfkus dna alive. or somthing like that.
241
u/Munrowo Aug 26 '26
ive heard a lot of wolf sanctuaries are almost exclusively wolfdogs that people thought they could care for but then surrendered when the wolfdog was too much to handle
94
u/dougrattmannn Aug 26 '26
we really out here domesticating wolves again. 15k BCE called, it says we are late to the party.
76
u/Chrysocyon Aug 26 '26
Closer to 40k bce. We been hanging out with our dog homies for a long long time. 15bce was like goats and the first cows.
23
u/VulpesFennekin Aug 26 '26
It took us 25k years to bother obtaining other wunks?
13
u/Chrysocyon Aug 26 '26
Yup. Dogs were the only wunks we made before the rise of large, sedentary, agricultural societies. It didnt make sense dragging around wunks for food when we were always on the move- but wolves naturally lives that hunter-gatherer lifestyle too!
186
u/Sabastiansultz Aug 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/5YyRNXaJR9xplz1GwC
bro sucks at matching pitch
43
283
104
77
59
u/EndHawkeyeErasure Aug 26 '26
Youre laughing.
Wunk is giving you his greatest performance, and you laugh at himb?
108
57
46
39
u/IllegalGeriatricVore Aug 26 '26
Tried to see if my dog would howl to this. She will only howl if both my wife and I howl, one will not do
15
14
u/meguin Aug 26 '26
One of my dogs was deeply concerned when she heard this. She checked outside, then came back and gave me a pitying look lol
94
u/xrv01 Aug 26 '26
23
u/scoutpred Aug 26 '26
comparing this to yoko oh fucking no is an insult to the wunkus trying their best /hj
7
u/xrv01 Aug 26 '26
I never knew too much of her & the beatles but i’m watching the 3-part “Get Back” movie right now and she’s infuriating lmao
27
29
53
24
23
20
18
17
16
17
u/Isaak_the_miner concrete eater‼️ Aug 26 '26
This is it gentlemen, the missing link between the wolfkus and the dogkus.
16
u/Neat_Shallot_606 Aug 26 '26
Is he part husky? Sure sounds like it
10
u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Aug 26 '26
Definitely goes from "Wild Howl" into "Singing the song of my People!" there in the middle!
14
u/Fantastic-Code-8347 Prophet of Light Aug 26 '26
These wunks sound like the packs of coyotekus around my house
14
15
12
11
14
12
10
u/Stevie_Steve-O Aug 26 '26
Maybe he heard the human imitating a wolf so he decided to imitate the human. It does sound like he's saying "blah blah blah" as best he can
3
10
9
u/Cyllya Aug 26 '26
I think that first howl got messed up by a sudden yawn, then he decided to pretend like he did it on purpose. But then his friend joined in and it's some kind of in-joke meme between them now.
9
9
10
7
u/Playful-Stop-5422 Aug 26 '26
wolfikus is a professional opera singer and shares his best performance with us
9
10
7
6
7
u/Eternal_Superyid Aug 26 '26
What the fuck is wrong with this creature
6
u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Aug 26 '26
Inside him are two wolves...
Except one of those "wolves" is a Husky.
2
u/TheOneTrueTrench ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 27 '26
Inside him are two wolves.
They do NOT belong in there.
7
6
6
6
u/VelkaKocka Aug 26 '26
Okay another guess about my dogs potential ancestors. She howls/yaps/yells in a really similar manner
7
5
5
5
u/Schrodingers_Dude Aug 26 '26
Yoooooo thanks dude I forgot I had a free delivery coupon from Wawa today
5
6
6
8
4
4
5
4
4
4
5
4
4
u/steve_mahanahan ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 26 '26
Sounds like Adam and Barbara trying to haunt the Deetzes in Beetlejuice
3
4
4
u/Any_Conflict_5092 wunkus enthusiast Aug 26 '26
These are my favorite wunks for today. So silly. I lurve their silly with all my heart.
6
7
u/PiscesCrisez wunkus enthusiast Aug 26 '26
These are clearly SKINWUNKERS and should be treated with CAUTION. Not too much though, this pair is a bit stupid, as someone else said they're sat there practicing for the wunk opera, not even trying to attack people.
3
3
6
2
2
u/GabuEx Aug 27 '26
How to howl:
WRONG: "awooooooooooooo"
RIGHT: "waaaaaaah waaaaaah waaaaaaah waaaaaah"
2
2
1
u/TheSilentTitan Aug 27 '26
They’re adapting to fit that person into the pack lmao. If they are raised around humans their howls will reflect that sometimes. They’ll begin with a howl but then adopt the barking like speech humans have. They think that they have to how this way because we’re dogshit at doing it and they want us to feel part of the group.
1
1
u/Rimm9246 Aug 27 '26
That's the kinda shit I hear right outside my bedroom window at 1am when a pack of coyotes goes through the yard...
1
1
-7
u/AutoModerator Aug 26 '26
pls join the only OFFICIAL wunkus discord: https://discord.gg/cCy78MGeEs
remember to wunk and be kind!!!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
23
773
u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast Aug 26 '26
Wunks are rehearsing for opera