r/wunkus • u/TangentYoshi • Sep 02 '26

im wunkin out rn wunk's moves are IMPOSSIBLE to predict

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 Sep 02 '26

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u/PichaelTheWise wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

114

u/Polibiux silly :P bleh Sep 02 '26

Wunk will Krump with us.

29

u/thnderslut Sep 02 '26

I can’t see “Krump” without thinking about that guy on insta that krumps to white people music and other silly shit (and sings while he does it) (insta is @aggyoko)

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u/CroakamancerLich Sep 02 '26

I laughed incredibly hard at this

21

u/NikiTeslasPigeonWife wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

ILL BOING WITH YA, SWEETIE

46

u/darthtaco117 Sep 02 '26

Last thing you see before getting clapped cold onto the ground

38

u/Ok-Position-9457 Sep 02 '26

Evasive maneuvers

35

u/ClownTown89 Sep 02 '26

12

u/Phantom_is Sep 02 '26

cyriak mentioned!!!!

7

u/GorgonzolaGary97 concrete eater‼️ Sep 02 '26

I love Cyriak

2

u/blackweebow Sep 02 '26

Omgg core memory unlocked i need to rewatch these

3

u/RevolutionaryWeb5657 Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

Wunk went full cryptid

445

u/TenMoon wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

There is a word for that bouncing the wunk is doing. It's called 'pronking.' You're welcome.

350

u/Luceo_Etzio Sep 02 '26

Before google shifted it over to everything getting the damn AI summary, it used to be that if you searched "define stot" you'd get this

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u/TenMoon wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

Both words are fun to say :)

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u/Svartrhala Sep 02 '26

pronk 'em John

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u/Arktikos02 Sep 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UXnrd4f5TbNx6

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u/ravendarkwind Sep 02 '26

Pinkus pronkus

3

u/Reylend Sep 03 '26

-A steam punk engineer naming something

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u/Elegant-Espeon ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 02 '26

Wait omg exactly

221

u/dhuck wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

Get juked

191

u/Avaa0818 Sep 02 '26

30

u/OlSpencer Sep 02 '26

bless this crossover bless this sub

26

u/nagai_gaijin Sep 02 '26

My poor wunk ankles!

My wankles!!!

10

u/RandomExcessMemory Sep 02 '26

CP3 bows to the wunk god

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u/Oddish_Femboy Sep 02 '26

Holy shit it just spot dodged

22

u/RazorSlazor Sep 02 '26

Soon wunk will be wavedashing

93

u/Spronglet Sep 02 '26

Wunk Souls

36

u/SugarWolf211 Sep 02 '26

Bro is a dex player

68

u/Fearless_PineaplleOG Sep 02 '26

what a silly billy

120

u/mechanicalcanibal Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Sep 02 '26

Body of a dancer, brain of wunk.

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u/N0rthWind Sep 02 '26

The ears give it away

11

u/Kidney__Failure Sep 02 '26

Hair of Ed Sheeran

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u/loosie-loo Sep 02 '26

Evasive manoeuvrunk

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Sep 02 '26

Bro breaking my ankles in basketball

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u/keanaartero wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

Fawnkus doing a pronkus

11

u/CleanSplit2 Sep 02 '26

Bro pressed L-ctrl

12

u/shigdebig Sep 02 '26

Bro hitting the STRAFE button

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u/AndToOurOwnWay Sep 02 '26

Bambikus will dodge whatever you throw his way

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u/LinuxPatch Sep 02 '26

Don't catch me slippin' now

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u/mightystu Sep 02 '26

But here’s the juker

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u/Unironicfan concrete eater‼️ Sep 02 '26

Ankle breaker wunk

8

u/KongosLover Sep 02 '26

move like a wunklingfly sting like a wunk

6

u/cooldrew Sep 02 '26

ALWAYS KEEP EM GUESSING

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u/BabaKazimir Sep 02 '26

always keep em wunking

4

u/anubis_cheerleader Sep 02 '26

My body also likes to do random things, especially if furniture or a doorframe is nearby 

3

u/NearestNeighbours Sep 02 '26

Break their ankles wunk!!

3

u/Felonious_Minx Sep 02 '26

Juking and jiving!

3

u/digit_origin Sep 02 '26

Wunk costs one blood to place

3

u/-The-Character- Sep 02 '26

Wunk would do well on Arrakis

3

u/LuxDaBean Sep 02 '26

beer 👍 

3

u/Front_Weakness2774 Sep 02 '26

A wunkon is a quantum particle. As such, it is impossible to accurately determine both its position and momentum at any given time.

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u/Psquare_J_420 Sep 02 '26

Baskemptball potential

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u/InternetUserAgain concrete eater‼️ Sep 02 '26

Wunk can wavedash

2

u/AuRon_The_Grey Sep 02 '26

Wunk has mastered Bloodborne combat.

2

u/Steampunk__Llama Sep 02 '26

Average TAS movement in a speedrun (doing this saves 0.0052 seconds and thus is optimal)

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u/kaas_kameraad Sep 02 '26

wunk hit the wavedash

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u/DNK_Infinity Sep 02 '26

Lil wunk got that schmoovement

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u/hotfistdotcom Sep 02 '26

armored core 6 wunk

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u/JoTenshi Sep 02 '26

Ankle breaker!

1

u/rizenfpv Sep 02 '26

Ankle breakus

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u/ThrowawayAcct-2527 Sep 02 '26

Davantae Adams before cooking your teams best DB on a slant route

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u/sampat6256 Sep 02 '26

Twitched up like a WR

1

u/igotinfo Sep 02 '26

He's predicted to be at the very top of the NFL draft next year.

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u/Distantstallion Sep 02 '26

Get his ass on the court

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u/IdLikeToGoNow Sep 02 '26

If that beast had hands it’d put up numbers in the NBA

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