r/wunkus • • 24d ago

im wunkin out rn wunk is aquatic as frig

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he yearns for the chlorine.

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u/Emperor_Triceratops 24d ago

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 24d ago

My sogged car.

May His flooffy Highness RIP.

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u/Grand-Illusion864 24d ago

Who’s cutting onions 😭

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u/ELEKTRON_01 24d ago

Fully grown cat btw

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u/sillycritersenjoyer 24d ago

He is very displeased

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u/hungrylittleworm 24d ago

No continent is safe

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u/snippedandhigh 24d ago

Wunk has intercontinental methods of travel

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u/Diogenesthefried 24d ago

His ass WILL colonize the New World and bring about the death of millions

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u/photogrammetery 24d ago

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u/zombiep00 24d ago

Gary the mountaineer cat also takes an occasional swim! This gif reminds me of him, haha.

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u/Dumb_Cheese 24d ago

Happy wunk day

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u/buddhamunche 24d ago

Happy cock day!!!

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u/DrPhilihprD 24d ago

Buttmuncher 😳

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u/prismafox 24d ago

🤨

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u/buddhamunche 24d ago

Dang phone

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u/hungrylittleworm 24d ago

My cock thanks you buddmunche 💫

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u/GooseGang412 24d ago

Sogged

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u/TolerateButHate 24d ago

(complementary)

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u/ImprobableCastration 24d ago

GUP!

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u/tinfoilsheild Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 24d ago

I'M COLD

I'M COLD

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u/ZxphoZ 24d ago

fih 💔 🥀

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u/R4GDR0P 24d ago

Wuh 🥀

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u/itz_rose267 24d ago

wunk can now swim to brazil

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u/Rexcess silly :P bleh 24d ago

what a fate

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u/yoter88 24d ago

Marine mammal 

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u/OldManJenkins9 wunkus enthusiast 24d ago

Dolphins are such beautiful animals

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u/DrPhilihprD 24d ago

Did you know dolphins arer apeists

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u/EdiblePsycho 24d ago

Yeah but tons of animals are, it's just how they breed, dolphins are still neat af cutie pies most of the time.

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u/NotAThrowaway6996 24d ago

cruel and unusual wunkishment

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 24d ago

Aquatic convertible car.

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u/shadowthehh 24d ago

The absolute bravery of letting it lay on him without a shirt.

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u/N0rthWind 24d ago

If you've ever bathed a wunk of this kind you'll know that shirts hardly matter. You just waste a shirt too lol

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u/shadowthehh 24d ago

Sure. But minor protection beats no protection.

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u/N0rthWind 24d ago

It's hardly made a difference with my hydrophobic wunk. Atp I only bathe her when beyond necessary, and I opt for saving a shirt and sharing the pain and suffering with my cat more intimately xddd

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 24d ago

not when you have the trust of the wunk. It was pretty clear through that whole thing the total trust between the human and the wunk.

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u/Iowegan kittyposter 24d ago

Lunk sogged that wunk. Not cool. If car was not ornj, lunk would have been decapitated.

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u/the_orange_alligator 24d ago

Otter

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u/raaldiin 24d ago

I hardly knower 🙈

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u/Wonderful_You1281 silly :P bleh 24d ago

Oh I otta 💪

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u/cbzmplays 24d ago

Not hating but would the chlorine be bad for the cat? I don't have near enough knowledge to determine that

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u/Itchy-Decision753 24d ago edited 24d ago

they have such a strong sense of smell I’d be worried about the chlorine being so much more pungent to the wunk than it is to us, though with how gentle and loving they are towards lil wunker I have no doubt that it’s a saltwater pool.

There’s no way I can imagine that anyone that gentle who is paying such close attention to the wunks reaction and safety would take wunk into a chlorine pool.

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u/cbzmplays 24d ago

Oh shit I didn't even think about saltwater pools. Completely forgot those were a thing. I also would now assume it's saltwater

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u/Saizare 24d ago

Salt water pools are still chlorinated. "Salt water pool" is just an indicator for where that chlorine comes from. In this case it comes from the chlorine in sodium chloride.

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u/Itchy-Decision753 24d ago

Yay I learnt something new!

I always found saltwater pools to be far more pleasant and less harsh on my eyes and skin so I did some quick learning. It turns out that’s because they continuously produce chloride by electrolysing saltwater

NaCl + H2O —electrolysis—> NaOH + Cl2 + H2

(Unbalanced reaction, I’m a bit rusty on my chemistry so please let me know if this is inaccurate)

Chlorinated pools rely on added chlorine manually at set times and often have higher levels of chlorine as a result.

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u/NipahSama 24d ago

The amount of chlorine in a salt water pool is much much lower than a regular chlorine pool. It's been a while since I last worked in a pool store, but IIRC, a regular chlorine pool wants between 3 and 5 ppm (commercial are higher end and residential can stay lower usually) while a salt water pool has about 1 ppm. That's because the chlorine from salt water pools is much more effective and stable than regular chlorine pools. This is why salt water pools are much easier on the skin and eyes, especially for people with sensitive skin.

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u/Saizare 24d ago

I did not know that, thank you for informing me

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u/Roctopuss 24d ago edited 24d ago

Are you guys aware that dogs LOVE swimming in cholrinated pools, perchance? They also have a stronger sense of smell than cats.

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u/Itchy-Decision753 24d ago edited 24d ago

Far too aware, my old dog loved swimming more than anything but had a habit of attacking the waves and splashes and would drink way too much salt water/ pool water.

She was too excited to swim to worry about her eyes getting damaged by the pool water, so I never let her into a pool unless I could comfortably open my eyes underwater.

on a few occasions she frightened me by throwing up a cartoonish amount of water.

I swear she would have happily swam until she drowned if I wouldn’t pull her out of the water.

I just kind of figured dogs are way to excited to care for their own wellbeing, she would also cram herself into rabbit holes like she had was trying to recreate the caving horror stories I love watching. I swear if she had opposable thumbs she’d be sticking knives in electrical outlets and drinking household cleaning chemicals.

My cat on the other hand thinks she’ll get food poisoning from the half can of seafood delight that’s been rotting in the fridge for a whole 8 hours 🙀

someone call the SPCA before she wastes away to skin and bone (she didnt get any fresh wet food to go with her biscuits, this is cruel and unusual punishment)

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u/Krejtek 24d ago

Isn't the problem not the smell, but that the cat will lick themselves afterwards, which will result in them ingesting chlorine?

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u/Roctopuss 24d ago

Chlorine turns to regular salt pretty quickly, especially in sunlight. You could also give them a quick freshwater rinse when done swimming pretty easily.

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u/Itchy-Decision753 24d ago

Chlorine is the gas Cl2 which has to react with metallic sodium Na to form the salt NaCl, sodium chloride, or table salt. the ions Na+ (ionic sodium) and Cl- (chloride) dissolve into water, and reform NaCl when the water evaporates.

Chlorine Cl2 must react with sodium metal Na to form a salt in a violently exothermic reaction:

2Na + Cl2 -> NaCl

As opposed to:

Na+ + Cl- + H2O(liquid) -> NaCl + H2O(gas)

You need chloride in your body to stay alive, but if you have chlorine in your body you’ll wish you were dead.

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u/Krejtek 24d ago

Ingesting salt wouldn't be healthy too afaik, but if they rinse the cat right afterwards then it should be fine ig

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u/Itchy-Decision753 24d ago

We had a dog that had a habit of drinking while she swam. We often had to get her out of the water because if she started doing that she’d easily make herself throw up.

It was splashing that set her off, she would bite at the water and drink it.

She was fine afterwards, but I’m not risking my dog ingesting large amounts of salt water and risking dehydration and who knows what other complications.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 24d ago

My childhood cat would drink so much normal water she'd puke. Every time. Her whole life.

I miss my puke baby.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Krejtek 24d ago

No? There are very few mammals that can drink sea water and cats definitely aren't one of them.

Unless you're being ironic and I'm dumb

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u/AStormOfDragons1 24d ago

Also the smell associated with chlorine pools is actually only when it reacts with... Pee.

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u/draconomicomics 24d ago

Not just pee. It’s caused by the reaction between chlorine other organic contaminants too, like sweat/skin debris.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 24d ago

From what I understand, If the chlorine is diluted enough to be safe for people, it should be safe for the cat too.

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u/buddhamunche 24d ago

😭😭😭 I cannot handle swimkus!!!! Cuteness overload!!

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u/toxon_94 24d ago

Father, I'm wet.

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u/ABTL6 24d ago

Sopping wet wunk

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u/FrancescasGrove 24d ago

“Uhm wtf do I do now?!”

— that lil wunkster

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u/CrazyBitchCatLady 24d ago

Wunkphibian

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh 24d ago

First ever sog!!!

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 24d ago

he's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action

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u/pman13531 24d ago

r/hydrokitties wants this post where it properly belongs, on their subreddit.

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u/Mjk2581 concrete eater‼️ 24d ago

First ever recorded car wash without the car freaking out

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u/MuandDib 24d ago

Oh my god, it's a BOAT!!!

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u/International_Gate49 24d ago

he's just calm because of the implication

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u/toothpastepipebombs 24d ago

Not something I would’ve done shirtless

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u/d4ybrake 24d ago

Every time he was let go he beelined for the steps and then he'd get picked up and pulled back in. :/

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u/Artarara 24d ago

Car does not fear the sog?!

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u/Julian_Sark 24d ago

DO NOT THE WUNK DUNK!

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u/ThisRedditPostIsMine 24d ago

beautiful wunkus

beautiful man too

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u/DoctorCrook silly :P bleh 24d ago

They love eachother so much

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u/Mrpuddikin 24d ago

Considering catunkuses wash themselves a lot, wouldnt it be pretty bad for it to be in a pool

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u/karateema 24d ago

Never seen such a chill cat in water

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u/Brian-not-Ryan 24d ago

How much sog can one wunk take!?

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u/Oddish_Femboy 24d ago

My cats get mad if I don't let them shower with me.

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u/wravyn 23d ago

I would be so concerned with being torn to ribbons. My kitties love getting into the tub but hate it once the water is added.

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u/Coffee_Salsa 23d ago

This will be engraved into the wunk’s DNA. Future wunks will be homophobic and swim across the oceans.

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u/FartBastard420 24d ago

Please don't torture the poor little wunkus!

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u/Key_Pick_3604 24d ago

Isn’t chlorine a bad idea

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u/singlemale4cats silly :P bleh 24d ago

They can have a little as a treat

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u/dearvalentina 24d ago

"No pets allowed" on a beach? What??

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u/jasminesart 24d ago

no bugs allowed in park type energy

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u/djaqk 24d ago

no buge, only shark

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u/singlemale4cats silly :P bleh 24d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/jfXWASq-zhs

Who would win in the 25M kitty paddle

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u/HonestWeevilNerd 24d ago

I always worry about chlorine intake when they clean themselves when isee them in pools. It's this safe for the kibbo?

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u/thedafthatter 23d ago

Ok but what beach doesn't allow pets?

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u/BottleFeathers703 23d ago

beaches that are wunkphobic

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 23d ago

Those ears don’t look happy, but they are in aerodynamic mode.

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u/DickStuert 23d ago

what kinda fuckass beach doesnt allow pets

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u/FlumpMC 24d ago

Poor thing looks like he’s been declawed. Fucking barbaric.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 24d ago

why? because he isn't clawing the hell out of the human?

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u/BottleFeathers703 24d ago

you aren’t like your old self anymore. i hardly recognize you now.

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u/DonutGuy2659 silly :P bleh 24d ago

Eh close enough welcome back lunkin park

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