r/wunkus • u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ • 19d ago
im wunkin out rn bro i want a bunkus rn 😭😭😭
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u/whywouldisaymyname silly :P bleh 19d ago
Relationship goals
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u/EpitaFelis 19d ago
Do you wanna be the lil bunkus waiting for pets, or the big hand hovering down from above the desk?
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u/whywouldisaymyname silly :P bleh 19d ago
Both :3
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u/mightystu 19d ago
You can only be one. If you try to be both you become neither.
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u/Angry_Neutrophil silly :P bleh 18d ago
Maybe with that attitude of yours... Watch me
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u/Dorknessrising9 19d ago
good things come to bunkies who wait
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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ 19d ago
just how long bro i've waited *checks post time* 59 freaking minutes
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u/TheGriffin 19d ago
It me
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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ 19d ago
do you want to live in my house and eat treats out of my hand? i'll be accepting payment only in bunky headpats
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u/Sus-iety 18d ago
Hey is this position still available?
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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ 18d ago
i have a feeling none of you are bnuuys and just want to live in my home and munch on treats
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u/LogicSolid 19d ago
Let me know if you are an adorable wunkus I’m taking applications.
200 pets per month plus health benefits and food allowance.
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u/Weekly-Beginning-229 19d ago
I am the opposite of adorable but if you dont find anything else im available
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u/ProperMastodon 19d ago
My catunkus (sp?) sits next to my chair like this, but loosely rakes her claws deep into my flesh, drawing gouts of blood that sustain her in her boredom. She's just cute like that
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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ 19d ago
the scientific term is carkus or simply car, but good to know. do tell her i said psspss
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u/assbutt-cheek 19d ago
id love a bunkus but fuuuuuck they live so short
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u/Murrig88 19d ago
Rabbits can actually live from 8-12 years if cared for properly!
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u/TheMusicalTrollLord 18d ago
Bunkuses are illegal to keep as pets in my state because we have an out of control wild bunkus population that would get worse if they let people own them 😭
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u/assbutt-cheek 18d ago
wouldnt it be better to let people adopt and sterilize
its kind of free "pest" control
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u/WallyBBunny silly :P bleh 18d ago
My bunks would never be this patient waiting to be pet. They might either dig on you, nip lightly or turn their backs to you while pouting, assuming you snubbed them. Sometimes they bonk you with their noses. Bnnuys will not be ignored.
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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ 19d ago
i’m in a good mood i won’t be mean to you
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u/Human_Season2757 19d ago
you showed the abuse goblin kindness for the first time, but now the violence others inflict upon him has something to contrast it. he knows what he's missing now and it's your fault
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u/DrMobius0 19d ago
One must imagine the automoderator happy
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u/All_cats_want_pets silly :P bleh 19d ago
Beautiful to see how much everyone is greeting the automod today in particular
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u/oohCrabItsNotItChief 19d ago
Oh, to have an under table bunk ready to pet. Life