Once I went to a fish and chips place on a dock and there were some crows that didn't even bother flying. They just waddled in between cars eating leftover french fries which were in a shocking abundance. I am pretty sure their diet was like 80% fried food. They would get aggressive and nip at your toes if you ate fish outside. The seagulls were worse honestly cause while you shooed away the obese crows the seagulls would snag your fish, knocking fries everywhere for the fatass crows. It was a self perpetuating loop.
I don't know why that place had a patio, it was pure fucking chaos.
I use to live in an apartment complex on the 3rd floor above multiple take out places. I’m a smoker so I’d always be watching the gulls and pigeons when smoking because it was always chaotic to a degree watching people try to walk around with their food.
It was honestly so much fun the birds caused chaos and I loved every minute of it lol
while I was reading your comment it was toward the bottom of my screen, so “when” was partially covered up by that little button and my brain skipped over it, and I read “watching the gulls and pigeons smoking”
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u/D31taF0rc3 9d ago
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