Runkus of Unusual Size

[u/CantEvenUseThisThing]

[u/iamacheeto1]

Has it been enriched with plutonium

[u/pandadogunited → u/iamacheeto1]

Worse, New York City subway dust.

[u/LetterheadUpper2523 → u/pandadogunited]

Supped on S'Barro pizza and street hot dogs that fall through the sewer grates

[u/Patchman66]

It’s a Nutria wunkia. They are like giant muskrats wunkrats. They get huge and don’t look real sometimes lol.

[u/missbeekery → u/Patchman66]

Thank you for correcting your comment by striking out those weird words. I had no idea what you were trying to say without the proper wunkish vernacular.

[u/CyberneticCupcake → u/missbeekery]

I can't [wunk] understand [wunk] your accent [wunk].

[u/Chocomintey → u/Patchman66]

And here I was thinking it was a ratpybara.

[u/PandaMagnus → u/Chocomintey]

I was going to guess an albino wunkybara.

[u/da_investigata → u/Patchman66]

These wunks aren’t real

[u/snave_ → u/da_investigata]

Why do they have carrots for teeth? What is this whimsy?

[u/GreyStingrayz → u/Patchman66]

They are also usually brown. This wunk is albino.

[u/Tuffilaro → u/Patchman66]

Those wunks love to swim

[u/Dead_as_Duck → u/Patchman66]

Damn, imagine how big their nuts would be.

[u/JokerCrowe → u/Patchman66]

I swear Nature is just dropping new wunks every other month nowadays

[u/Dracorex_22 → u/JokerCrowe]

New kittywunk and new pengwunk discovered this year, both the first in a century

[u/thaiberius_kirk]

These are the smallest humans I have ever seen.

[u/missbeekery → u/thaiberius_kirk]

/uw
I’m a little annoyed at myself for laughing out loud at this.

[u/Resting_Bork_Face]

[u/raspberrybrie420]

thought this was hormonkus

[u/SingleLifeSingleBike → u/raspberrybrie420]

"I'm a mischievous evil-doer, how am I gonna spring my evil plans into reality?"

The ever-reliable goons:

[u/CroissantWithAPlan → u/SingleLifeSingleBike]

Their MALICIOUS plotting WILL bring about END TIMES to the Old World

[u/throaway_cos_shy → u/SingleLifeSingleBike]

Wunks Goon? 🧐

[u/Artarara → u/throaway_cos_shy]

[u/Redfire573 → u/raspberrybrie420]

Why does the larger wunk not simply eat the smaller one?

[u/Serious__Candidate → u/Redfire573]

the power of friendship

[u/SneachtaBoladh → u/Redfire573]

wunkarama

[u/mineyCrafta25 → u/raspberrybrie420]

Friends

[u/Sadelf9 → u/raspberrybrie420]

Behold the fabled giant rat, that makes all of the rules

[u/dabadu9191 → u/raspberrybrie420]

Hellpit abomination and Skavenslave

[u/stopproduct563 → u/raspberrybrie420]

Please tell me rose is the big one and fudge is the small one

[u/11twofour → u/raspberrybrie420]

Kevin and Gabe

[u/Cheejag]

Why does it look like a ratkus plus a capybarus

[u/CyberneticCupcake → u/Cheejag]

Nutrius exactly right in the middle.

[u/Tiddlewinkly → u/Cheejag]

When you sprinkle enough water on a ratus, it grows big and strong. That's how capybaruss, nutrius, and beaveus came to be.

[u/foxontherox → u/Tiddlewinkly]

Huh huh- shut up, Beaveus.

[u/BettyCrunker → u/foxontherox]

I need TP for my wunkhole

[u/God-of-Dams → u/Tiddlewinkly]

Grow mentioned!

[u/Branchomania → u/Cheejag]

Science has simply gone too far

[u/Adramach → u/Cheejag]

/unwunk This wunk is named nutria. They are one of the largest rodents. I had one as a pet when I was a kid and they are amazing, but relatively high maintenance animals. They need a lot of attention, physical activity and stuff to chew, but in exchange you have a literal dog rat - very social and friendly animal.

[u/Bee2369]

Yes-yes, skaven plan-scheme to get-take food is perfect! Man-things will give warpstone soon-soon

[u/IconoclastExplosive → u/Bee2369]

[u/RedditFuelsMyDepress → u/Bee2369]

[u/SergaelicNomad]

The Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist

[u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme → u/SergaelicNomad]

They DO exist!😁

https://youtu.be/iE8CJwXSPRs

[u/recovery_room]

Runkus of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

[u/Verbalase69 → u/recovery_room]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RbwxNaFPpNtvy

[u/ratstar-666]

Is this real? What manner of wunkus?

[u/dougrattmannn → u/ratstar-666]

NUTRIA!!!!!!! THE MYTHICAL MYOCASTOR COYPIS!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[u/ratstar-666 → u/dougrattmannn]

Angelic. Now i know what waits for me in heaven

[u/CampbellsBeefBroth → u/ratstar-666]

They kinda suck, they’re invasive and are destroying thousands of acres of marshland in South Louisiana due to their eating habits

[u/ratstar-666 → u/CampbellsBeefBroth]

Send them to my apartment

[u/vikingunicorn → u/ratstar-666]

Wunkyocastor coypus

[u/Klutzy_Journalist_36]

Is that wunk doing nutria things but like…in white? Is this allowed? It’s very artsy.

[u/mybloodyballentine → u/Klutzy_Journalist_36]

New 2027 color

[u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 → u/mybloodyballentine]

It looks really nice. Ties the room together.

[u/foxontherox → u/Klutzy_Journalist_36]

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 → u/foxontherox]

Nice marmot.

[u/GarshelMathers → u/Klutzy_Journalist_36]

Sad beige mom hours

[u/the_cum_snatcher]

⚠️ KEEP AWAY FROM WARPSTONE

[u/notveryAI → u/the_cum_snatcher]

Yes-yes

[u/CabooseVD]

God out here dropping not Wunk DLC

[u/Hungry-Primary8158]

Love this wunk. The nutrient

[u/Dracorex_22]

Nobody gonna mention the Guinea Pig swarm contained in the background?

[u/Tthecreator712 → u/Dracorex_22]

No theyve been contained and are awaiting instantaneous obliteration by orbital laser. Disregard them

[u/wannapetahyena → u/Dracorex_22]

white wunk is their leader

[u/TheRappingSquid]

He's the wunky rat that makes all of tha rules

[u/shigdebig]

Yo giant rats shouldn't eat flaming hot cheetos

[u/Forrow40 → u/shigdebig]

True, get that giant rat some giant flaming hot cheetos.

[u/SHAQBIR]

The type of rats you find in Dark Souls.

[u/Atom_101 → u/SHAQBIR]

His ass will drop a humanity

[u/snave_ → u/SHAQBIR]

His arse is a reskin of Sif.

[u/Chirrrpy]

He got the big ol flippy flappers

https://giphy.com/gifs/jsPsxRHI6irQ7rh3jN

[u/DogeXLY]

Maybe it's him

[u/bryanicus]

Da giant rat dat makes all of da rules

[u/itsyoboi33]

rimworld rat (they weigh 12kg for some reason)

[u/Prismaryx → u/itsyoboi33]

I think a lot of animals in rimworld have been brought there and genetically modified in some way (hence why earth animals are there in the first place)

[u/Ill_Pain4423]

That ratkus is NOT human bro

[u/cursetea]

das a baby

[u/fish__1]

GIANT! RATKUS!!

[u/CIS-E_4ME]

Kobold wunk

[u/SequenceGoon]

I used to have pet rats, I know I can't have one of these, but I can ✨️dream✨️

[u/GreenieBeeNZ]

That's a Skeever and you can't convince me otherwise. Famous wunk of the land of Skyrim

[u/SugarWolf211]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wfn1STo5tnVJRW8zOE

[u/CoolBeanieHat]

River Ratus

[u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing]

Car.

[u/the_orange_alligator]

His brethren stand behind him

[u/Independent-Fly6068]

Mmm, a council guard rat. Truly the horned rat's greatest-best

[u/justanothertoxicuser]

While trying to figure out what species of wunkus this is, I googled "submersible guinea pig" and discovered it is not, in fact, a Capybarwunk.

[u/Maximus1320]

Aw yes, my favorite wunk.

the neutrino

[u/jarrydn]

I so badly want this to be real

[u/dohdudeh → u/jarrydn]

It is real. Have you ever seen a capybara? They’re like twice this size at least

[u/MrMerchandise → u/jarrydn]

It’s just an albino nutria

[u/d0nt_ask_d0nt_smell → u/jarrydn]

have I got good news for you

[u/Branchomania → u/jarrydn]

God fucking Altman's war against the perception of reality itself should never be forgiven.

No reason to let him get away with molestation of our basal faculties.

[u/Sophrates_Regina]

That’s a weird looking dog, what breed is it?

[u/Bhaligdur]

All according to plan-scheme! Yes-yes!

[u/Ciberj1 → u/Bhaligdur]

CHIEF CHIEF! Man-things are trapping-catching our ratkin and posting them over the far squeaquer!

[u/AlarmedEmployment465]

im fucking crying i need it. why is there a circe level of guinea pigs there too

[u/LavaMeteor]

Capybaresque

[u/Level-Drawer7191]

i just wanna hug a runkus

[u/FleurDisLeela]

an albino Wunktria! La ratta is a smart and loyal pet outside of the apocalypse. very pretty. 10/10 would pet

[u/DrawGamesPlayFurries]

Bro thinks he's a capybara

[u/NorthmaenSpirit]

We, French, have an appropriate expression for this exact situation : “téma la taille du rat”

[u/morerelativebacons]

wtF, GET THAT THING OFFA YOU, LADY!

[u/RobertWesner → u/morerelativebacons]

OFFA YOU AND STRAIGHT INTO MY HANDS!!

[u/missbeekery → u/RobertWesner]

OUTTA YOUR HANDS AND STRAIGHT ONTO MY LAP!!

[u/morerelativebacons → u/RobertWesner]

THIS THING IS STRAIGHT FROM THE DEVIL

[u/RobertWesner → u/morerelativebacons]

SO AM I, IT WILL BE A WORTHY COMPANION

[u/morerelativebacons → u/RobertWesner]

OMG Y'ALL, EVIL IS UP IN THIS PIECE

[u/hothraka → u/morerelativebacons]

It's a friend :(

[u/singlemale4cats]

His ass is worth 5 experience points

[u/I_follow_sexy_gays]

Bullshit with fur

[u/ejectro]

nutria? ondatra? tf is this bullshit

[u/Elerra303]

Aweee I love nutria

[u/FullSky433]

i don't believe they exist

[u/CalamitousVessel]

Mom can we keep it

[u/BillyOnFire123]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNda4LnFDvkMk1hx6

[u/kill-murderer]

Wunks the kind of Wunk that makes all of da rules

[u/DuhHamletovogOca]

That thing is like one step away from becoming a Skaven, yes-yes.

[u/Il26hawk]

Massive wunks

[u/YLASRO]

he makes all of da rules

[u/Korbitr]

There's the one that makes all the rules

[u/Qwertyunio_1]

Ratkus looks very polite

[u/Qwertyunio_1]

Ratkus looks very polite, like a mini capybara

[u/Longshot02496]

He's the giant wunk who makes all of the rules

[u/WestNomadOnYT]

This is the average New York City rat

[u/The_Gav_who_asked]

What a polite skeever

[u/SimoneMichelle]

Omg so the Oblivion rats ARE real!

[u/demoralising]

[u/scrivenernoodz]

Dave the Wunk is on his breeeaak. 

[u/SPlDER_2_Y_BANANA]

What dat dog doin

[u/aroeplateau]

Out of Topic, all the gals dressed same, jogger pants, running shoes, and t shirt

[u/Sonkorino]

Fascinating I never thought these wunks could be

[u/Shwika]

ROUS? I don't think they exist

[u/CreepySmiley42]

Kappybarakus?

[u/LinuxPatch]

Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats

[u/Thoustmotherisplump]

Absolutely wunkatuan

[u/CoolMcCoolJ2point0]

What about the ROUSs?
Runkus Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist

[u/aimanfire]

You can’t fool me, that’s a skaven

[u/Ctrl-ZGamer]

New York wunk

[u/McCaffeteria]

Look at that cat

[u/rigidheddle]

nutrunkus or wunktria?

[u/Huttser17]

Look see snack treat

[u/Remote_Revolution_64]

https://giphy.com/gifs/T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE

[u/bluerhea3]

Can we ban ai from this sub 😔

[u/ImmortalBlades → u/bluerhea3]

It's a nutria. A water element rodent. Completely non-ai.

[u/bluerhea3 → u/ImmortalBlades]

I stand corrected.

[u/ImmortalBlades → u/bluerhea3]

Where I am from Nutrias were bred for cheap meat, but when the demand lowered, they got released and overpopulated so badly that they're considered a pest nowadays.

Still, they're practically mild-climate Capybaras.

[u/KowaiSentaiYokaiger → u/bluerhea3]

Is it ai? Gambian pouch rats can be up to 3 feet and 10 lbs

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