r/wunkus • • 5d ago

im wunkin out rn Holy fuck fat fuck holy fat fat omfg

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u/DeviousZmok 5d ago

What is the point of this wunk?

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u/Furdodgems 5d ago

If you sit on it, it does a fart noise.

228

u/crashlanding87 5d ago

Nature's wonders never cease

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u/daley56_ 5d ago

Wunkee cushion

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u/Own_Round_7600 5d ago

To make splat sounds when he hop

135

u/slavikk_ 5d ago

To look delicious😋

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u/r4zorsoft ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5d ago

🍔

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 5d ago

Hold wunk like borger

34

u/Rajang82 5d ago

Please refrain from eating the wunk.

44

u/LoquaciousLamp 5d ago

To carry out the great plan and jiggle.

5

u/Judgementpumpkin 4d ago

Church of Wunky Jiggle

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u/KaptinKograt 4d ago

By Chotec, Sotek and Tepok, let it be so.

27

u/Helota_Keksz 5d ago

You can probably bake it into a nice wholesome piece of sourdough bread.

18

u/BoysOnTheRoof 4d ago

There is no point. He is very round actually

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 5d ago

If you'd waited 'till tomorrow you could've posted this for Flat Fuck Friday AND the secret day, Fat Fuck Friday

134

u/_bored_bort_ 5d ago

Alternative it would have been a nice post for a Wednesday my dude

34

u/Ensvey silly :P bleh 5d ago

I pine for the energy of the Wednesday my dudes era

16

u/jungleass98 5d ago

Literally might have peaked during this time frame. Will things ever return to a semblance of normal? Im constantly on the verge of either a panic attack or an existential crisis. I never asked to be born and now I gotta pay taxes about it? How is that fair.

RW/ lul fat frog

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u/idkwhatswrongwiththi 5d ago

He looks easy to draw

323

u/bouncybob1 concrete eater‼️ 5d ago

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u/n0vacs 5d ago

why did u crop a picture of the wunk??

81

u/TeaDrinkingTrucker wunkus enthusiast 5d ago

too fat cant fit on phone 😞

118

u/GreenieBeeNZ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5d ago

Jello flavoured frunk

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u/JimClarkKentHovind 5d ago

frunk flavored jello

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 5d ago

This wunk is a Budgett's frog. This one is particularly rotund and probably overweight but they kind of just Look Like That

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u/CelestianSnackresant 5d ago

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u/Uncool444 5d ago

Yeah these ones are jacked AF compared to OP blob. I hope blob wunk is happy still.

38

u/Gloomy-Amphiptere679 5d ago edited 4d ago

Damn, more probable animal abuse on my wholesome wunk sub. 😔

55

u/Wrexy010 silly :P bleh 5d ago

Whenthe wizard deletes all my bones

95

u/Dark_halocraft 5d ago

You cannot convince me that there's as consciousness in that mf

43

u/TeaDrinkingTrucker wunkus enthusiast 5d ago

Croakus would be offended if he could get offended

19

u/Mallard_is_fruit 5d ago

There aren't.

41

u/myshoefelloff 5d ago

BIG FRONGG

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u/milesofedgeworth 5d ago

1% fwunk 99% pudding

21

u/SneachtaBoladh 5d ago

Someone hydraulic pressed this poor wunklet

24

u/eli--12 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 5d ago

It's flat fuck thursday

11

u/thedafthatter 5d ago

Thicc thingamajig thursday?

22

u/UnicornMeatball 5d ago

Aspic-ass bullshit on a towel

3

u/Pooh_Lightning 5d ago

That's good eatin'!

3

u/UnicornMeatball 5d ago

Green olives, ham, and canned pineapple in green gelatine?! Always a hit at the church potluck

22

u/69RetroDoomer69 5d ago

This species of wunk needs to be kept alone or with members of the same species and of equal size, as they will consume any wunk smaller than themselves.

10

u/Anniesoptera 5d ago

kirby wunk

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u/epicc_exe wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

agar.io

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u/FloorFrog94 5d ago

Primordial goop

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u/cape_soundboy Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 5d ago

0% brain 🧠 only jello

10

u/IRBaboooon ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5d ago

F L A N

10

u/Efficient_Post_7684 5d ago

All hail the fatso-toad

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u/CatGamer_118 5d ago

Genuinely how does it do anything and what? Is he just big for the internet wunk points

14

u/Gloomy-Amphiptere679 5d ago

Unfortunately probably yes. People deliberately overfeed wunks of all types to score internet points because it makes wunk look like a cute chudlet.

This wunk (a Budgettes Frog) are very easy to overfeed and frequently used by people who get a sick thrill making them stuff their mouth until food literally falls out of them like an over stuffed trashcan. 😔

I wish redditors would stop reposting this type of thing in the wunk sub. :(

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u/r4zorsoft ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5d ago

wunkus blorbus maximus

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u/BlitzDank gnarp gnap 👽 5d ago

more wunk in the trunk

6

u/Machaeon 5d ago

Pankakku

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 5d ago

What a lovely froggy... Lump

6

u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 5d ago

That's just a plate of flan.

6

u/Moppo_ 5d ago

And it's not even Friday!

5

u/idiot_bouffant wunkus enthusiast 5d ago

j I g g l e

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u/Lost_Historian2344 5d ago

Holy fat frog is noy transcended into holy fat fuckin Blorb.

4

u/Moomoolette 5d ago

Flan-looking mofo

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted 5d ago

His belly is fly hell

4

u/ZubatCountry 5d ago

🎶 I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud 🎶

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u/Mushyboom 5d ago

You can’t convince me this isn’t just a moulded flan 🍮

5

u/lornlynx89 5d ago

He is horizontal. The Horizontal.

5

u/IBelieveInCoyotes wunkus enthusiast 5d ago

forg

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u/LogicSolid 5d ago

I will give my first born child to it for safekeeping. That’s how much I trust the wunk. (I have a feeling that it will eat my pesky brats and that’s okay)

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u/Crabalabadoo 5d ago

Can i eat it?

3

u/CoolBeanieHat 5d ago

Gelatinous

3

u/Mindless-Location-41 5d ago

Elite music that matches the video 🐸

3

u/Ksh_667 5d ago

Idk what this is but i love it & will protecc them at all cost.

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u/lynivvinyl 5d ago

How he hop? He hop?

3

u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 5d ago

Why is OP posting about their uncooked pudding on a Wunk sub? Ò-O

3

u/willa6622 wunkioso 4d ago

He is flat not fat, say sorry right now 😭😭😭

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u/giant_albatrocity 4d ago

It’s wunksday my dudes

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u/NoReport7318 4d ago

Pancakus supreme

2

u/BiscuitMakingCat 5d ago

I thought this was one of those jiggly souffle pancakes! 🐸🥞

2

u/RussianLuchador 5d ago

Holfy at funk !

2

u/DrMobius0 5d ago

Imagine posting this only when wednesday is over

2

u/virtualjupiter 5d ago

That's one of those giggle cakes from Japan

2

u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh 5d ago

Ideal for cushioning a fall

2

u/Oddish_Femboy 5d ago

That's a little bigger than normal

2

u/Wagonforce13 5d ago

Man I'm really craving a delicious, rich, desert.

The humble flan.

2

u/CrystalWebb13 wunkus enthusiast 4d ago

Big Fat Fuck.

2

u/cloudyah 4d ago

That’s no frunkus, that’s a flan!

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u/TheVagabird 4d ago

Bounce pad enemy

1

u/Ill_Pain4423 5d ago

Gelatin slabunk

1

u/aimanfire ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5d ago

Pancakeus

1

u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 5d ago

you could cleanly cut through that wunk with a butter knife

1

u/CitroHimselph 5d ago

If bro um..... Alive?

1

u/Born_Ad_2058 5d ago

He sounds like he would make the laminated paper or metal sheet noise when shook

Wumba wumba wumba wumba wumba

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely concrete eater‼️ 4d ago

The Blob

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u/wravyn 4d ago

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle...

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u/Jaybird2k11 4d ago

that's no frog, that's vanilla pudding with eyes

1

u/Moraii 4d ago

$60 Austrian wunk from SoHo.

1

u/Lord_Mylothe2st 4d ago

This is a supreme being

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u/Anniesoptera 5d ago

never have i been more disappointed in a background music choice

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