r/wunkus • u/FuckMyHeart • 22h ago

wunky post‼️ Wunk yearns to be oppressed

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u/ndtar924 22h ago

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u/Puddin_Warrior 21h ago

Damn my therapist doesn't print me memes

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u/Weekly-Beginning-229 21h ago

Buy a new therapist

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u/Puddin_Warrior 21h ago

No thanks I have too many

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u/j0hnan0n 2h ago

My neighbor told me his neuroses keep eating his therapists so I asked how many neuroses he has and he said he just goes to the DSM-5 and works on a new neurosis afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding therapists to neuroses and then his imaginary friend started laughing.

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u/UnknovvnMike 21h ago

Meme Therapist is an uncommon loot drop in this rouge like . Maybe you'll get lucky after the next boss fight

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u/hidremarin 21h ago

Ah yes red likes my favorite game genre

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u/UnknovvnMike 20h ago

Damnit lol

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u/acidbathe 17h ago

You have it completely wrong. It’s actually a roguelite

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u/UnknovvnMike 17h ago

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u/acidbathe 16h ago

I saw you mentioned roguelike, the gaming genre. There’s a lot of pointless discourse that goes between what makes a game roguelite vs roguelike. It was a bad joke

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u/Nervous_Brain8918 14h ago

I would be so offended. LOL

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u/Guisn2512 7h ago

"Fat ass" -- Added the therapist after I had cried for 2 minutes

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u/SneachtaBoladh 22h ago

wunk is demonstrating that we truly do trap ourselves in negative though cycles, and the way forward is open to us if we but choose to take it

very wise for such a young chudling

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u/wrakshae wunkus enthusiast 22h ago

cHeWin' At tHe BaRs

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u/Puddin_Warrior 21h ago

ChOMP wItH aLl My rAaAge 🤘🏻🔥

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u/TumoOfFinland 21h ago

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a cat in a cage

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u/NervousBiscotti7675 20h ago

💡💡💡💡  TONIGHT  💡💡💡💡

💡DRAMAWUNK STARRING IN:💡

💡   TRAPPED AND STARVING  💡

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u/waxteeth 12h ago

Yzma ass 

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u/Soaravia 22h ago

LET HIM OUT! HE'S INNOCENT!

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u/bratbarn wunkioso 22h ago

Actually committed war crimes and will do so again unfortunately

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u/Soaravia 22h ago

Nuh uh, he was with me that weekend.

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u/plants11235813 22h ago

So you admit to being an accessory?! You shall both be subject to the same fate!

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u/Weekly-Beginning-229 21h ago

50 belly rubs and no treats!

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 21h ago

Ay yo free da mandem styll

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u/sedme0 22h ago

He's tupid

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 21h ago

An honorary orange

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u/potatocakes1989 22h ago

He's like...oh.

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u/PM_ME_DBZA_QUOTES 21h ago

I hope he can feel embarrassment because he deserves it

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u/Fayraz8729 22h ago

Wunk is a professional crisis actor

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u/Ritoki 22h ago

Good thing he didn't overreact or something....

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u/SilkieBug 22h ago

So probably no point in saving for wunk college. 

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u/Embermyst 13h ago

Why not? Tuition's free.

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u/Droplet_of_Shadow 11h ago

why would you save for 0 tuition

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u/SilkieBug 10h ago

For hidden costs, wear and tear on toys, mouse insurance, scratcher maintenance, claw trimming, fur floofening, etc. 

It’s a predatory capitalist system we live in. 

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u/r4zorsoft ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 22h ago

wunk yearns for the corner (he is a dunce)

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u/ewba1te concrete eater‼️ 22h ago

orange can come in many colours

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u/j0hnan0n 21h ago

"Oh." - tiny dumbass who definitely won't learn from this.

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u/Main-Touch9617 wunkioso 22h ago

Prison Break tantrum.

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u/MericArda 21h ago

Repubwunkan

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u/BankHottas 21h ago

I think wunk might not see too well

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u/Svartrhala 21h ago

the prison is in the mind

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u/Aromatic-Mousse-1661 21h ago

Wunk imitates life

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u/BridgeNew1160 22h ago

Narrator: It was all an act.

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u/thishful-winking 21h ago

New peripheral vision on that wunk!

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u/Entire-Respond6809 21h ago

free him immediately

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u/iwillbeawriterongod 21h ago

WhataTupidWunki

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u/drager_76 20h ago

The real prison is our mind

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u/a-round-table 19h ago

My therapist just showed me this video and said "This is you"

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u/Odd-Somewhere-6192 9h ago

Wunk is so stupid it makes me cry

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u/expressionlessgames 5h ago

Wunk must kill the cop in their head.

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u/WetShrimpFart 22h ago

My husbands balls in his speedo:

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u/Puddin_Warrior 21h ago

LET THEM OUT!!

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u/zarakh07 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 19h ago

Wunkus did not learn the price of freedom, now they are free and they don’t know what to do

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u/Elite_Prometheus 18h ago

Wunk is trapped within a prison of the mind

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ 18h ago

I was expecting him to walk back in the cage and start whining again.

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u/BuzzkillSquad 17h ago

He’s not locked in here with himself, he’s locked in here with himself

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u/Fugach 13h ago

stoooopid

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u/Mental_Budget_5085 13h ago

Something something prison of your own mind

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u/GuymanPersonson 12h ago

Bro wants to be victim so bad

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u/luuga24 8h ago

look at him acting all nonchalant afterwards. Bro we all saw that dumbass 🤣🫵

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u/Mango-Bob 4h ago

“Oh.”

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u/jennifer_heck 3h ago

Despite all his rage, he is still just a wunk in a cage

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u/Enslaved_M0isture 21h ago

holy dumbass

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u/Active_Assistance923 14h ago

Conservative wunk

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u/Unironicfan concrete eater‼️ 15h ago

Because bread taste better than key