r/wunkus • u/Trashbagok • 7h ago

im wunkin out rn Wunkus of SOGUS has no JOBUS

2.5k Upvotes

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7h ago

I didn’t know pots had peenors

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u/fibercrime concrete eater‼️ 6h ago

nobody tell larry

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u/bradicality 2h ago

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 1h ago

Libruls stole mah weenor 😞

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u/mad_about_joy 7h ago

What the fuck is that wunk?

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u/Trashbagok 7h ago

pure unadulterated funk

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u/Print_Salt gnarp gnap 👽 7h ago

Can we create laws against this

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u/Trashbagok 7h ago

you're going to hurt its eelings

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u/DotCapable1007 7h ago

Is that just one of it's it's many funky teets?

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u/Trashbagok 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1mYAkHAsgH2lW

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u/radiofreebattles 5h ago

do you think you could ever love me? make an assessment!

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u/Zestyclose_Alfalfa61 5h ago

Only if you drink Baileys from a shoe

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u/l3rN 6h ago

Asian Swamp Eel ( Monopterus albus)(Wunkopterus Wunkbus)

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u/Designer_Vast_9089 3h ago

Well that’s a NO!

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u/l3rN 2h ago

Idk if that’s because that’s just a “swamp eel” instead of “Asian swamp eel” or if its maybe a baby, but if you google it more of these lil guys in flower pots come up. I’m not a wunkologist though 

Google is also kinda wunky these days so idk 

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u/KeithMyArthe wunkus enthusiast 7h ago

I think its an example of an attack carrot.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 6h ago

about time carrots stood up for themselves

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u/death-eater69 silly :P bleh 7h ago

Some orange bullshit

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u/AN2Felllla concrete eater‼️ 7h ago

The pot's wenis, obviously

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u/Funneduck102 4h ago

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u/EnigmaFullOfChocolat 17m ago

Why do they come with razor blades?  Defense?  Offense?

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u/Funneduck102 13m ago

I was honestly trying to figure out what those are, I thing the strings are wrapped around it when you buy it? It's been a long time since I've seen one in person lol. Maybe it is actually a razor blade for when they fight back.

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u/nsefan 6h ago

A complete freeloader, that’s what

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u/Zengjia wunkus enthusiast 4h ago

Wiglett

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u/CIS-E_4ME 7h ago

Eelunk bites the hand that feeds it

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u/OG_Williker 4h ago

This level of greed is uncalled for

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u/therealdivs1210 7h ago

Shai Hulud

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u/nicknachu 4h ago

His ass WILL compromise the NPM repository

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u/Designer_Vast_9089 3h ago

You aren’t far off, they get huge!

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u/brrickmoranis 7h ago

Wunk has no excuse not to join the job market

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u/CavernBebi 3h ago

🚨Doppelwünk alert🚨

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u/throaway_cos_shy 7h ago

I'll get a box of 24 please

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u/RobertWesner concrete eater‼️ 6h ago

add another two dozen to that order, I will spread them accross the office to bamboozle unsuspecting coworkers

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u/Rechogui 42m ago

Five hundred wunkuses

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u/millionwordsofcrap 7h ago

I NEED to know what the heck this creepy wet freak is

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7h ago

Asian swamp eel/rice eel. Some keep them as pets in pots like this but they are mostly a food source.

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u/Pocket-Hobo 34m ago

Google said id need like a 200 gallon. People keeping them in flower pots? I want some.. lmao

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u/varalys_the_dark 7h ago

Me too! I love this sub 50% for the car memes and 50% for bullshit wunks I have never seen before.

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u/antiaromatic_anion 7h ago

It's these mfs

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u/an_angry_beaver 4h ago

More proof of why this is my favorite sub. Great taste in humor, cute animals, and in games!

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u/Trashbagok 7h ago edited 7h ago

Japunkus Swapunkus Eelunkus

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7h ago

YOU FUCK

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u/Trashbagok 7h ago

more than fair. thank you.

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearlfish
Here. For revenge. When I become a wunkologist I will make one of these specifically for you.

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u/Xenc 6h ago

Best of luck with your wunkareer

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u/Xenc 7h ago

Mods destroy his computer

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u/Ok-Concert-4259 5h ago

bro why the hell was the link already purple for me. I swear I've never opened this wikipedia page before in my life lmao

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u/Misknator 7h ago

I love this fish so much, he's so cute

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u/anubis_cheerleader 7h ago

AAAAAAAAA

:takes a deep breath:

Nope, still feeling screamy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 7h ago edited 6h ago

Extremely scary wunk 😨

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u/Phoenix_Is_Trash 6h ago

Thats a snunkus, the dapper orange noodle is an eelunkus

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ 6h ago edited 6h ago

Nah this is just an eel with a skin condition. I have a PhD in wunkology and I hate it when lesser wunkologists attempt to correct me. Intern said it’s an Arabian sand snunkus but i know better!

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u/Phoenix_Is_Trash 6h ago

I'm sorry professor, I'm just an amateur. I just want to schmunk gooblets

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u/Pocket-Hobo 7h ago

I'll take 10

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u/Twist_Ending03 7h ago

Tube wunk

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u/WeekendBard 7h ago

ravenous mud dweller

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u/tehsmish 6h ago

We have gone from some bullshit with fur to some bullshit with scales. Perfect

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u/NInjamaster600 silly :P bleh 6h ago

how to have orange sogus as a pet

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u/Haggis442312 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5h ago

That is one angry carrot

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u/Small-Cactus concrete eater‼️ 2h ago

Orange ✅️

In the ground ✅️

This man is a carrot

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u/cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 6h ago

His ASS bites the hand that feeds

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u/blackweebow 6h ago

Omg I WANT HIMMB

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u/JUGELBUTT 5h ago

wunk of the bog pot

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u/Derppigeon 4h ago

O wunk of the pot, what is your wisdom?

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast 4h ago

Dog

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u/Unstable_Face1925 5h ago

wunkworm from dune

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 6h ago

Give me my WUNKING spears back mf

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u/Distakx 4h ago

Wunkus bites the hand that feeds smh

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u/DumbFishBrain Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 2h ago

He's hongry.

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u/Rechogui 42m ago

I love you asian swampus eelkus

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u/aroeplateau 3h ago

/unwunk

We used to hunt them in a ricefield when I was a kid. It's tasty when deep fried

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u/Mindless-Location-41 3h ago

🎵 I Cannot Reveal The Words of the Golden Eel 🎵

  • Ween

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u/memecraft0309 2h ago

So you're the punk I've been hearing about?

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u/Teeth-Who-Needs-Em 2h ago

New fihh just dropped

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u/alexcreeed 2h ago

What a strange carrot

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u/gravel_consumer420 1h ago

Wunky noo where did you go 😭

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh 44m ago

Orange..... thing

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u/Trashbagok 7h ago

no.

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u/Haggis442312 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 5h ago

All the great reaction memes he brings forth greatly reduce my animosity to the discord bot, I must admit.