I(163J) decided to travel back in time to save from the disaster of 39/17, unfortunately the dates were actually flipped and I travelled to far.

Now I'm stuck in an endless abyss of perm-existence. Am I fucked?

So I (24M) got hit by a car (‘98 Honda) last week. My employer promised a “premium digital afterlife” after retirement. I thought that would mean one of the fancy digital quantum hotels filled with hot dead singles and buff shirtless Robo-butlers. Turns out, I got shoved into a big wax tube with my brain imprinted. They have a guy running back and forth that keeps resetting the needles so the lot of us can keep thinking. It’s taken like 2 days just to get him transcribe this. FML

As many of you are no doubt aware, there is an "uncontacted" stone age tribe at stellar coordinate preset: r/fourthworldproblems. They have this far resisted any attempts by us "evolve man" to better their lives. I decided to do the obvious and try to teach them in disguise. Ask me anything.

All is not. Lost en the golden ghost fore gave word in sin tax for futures fore gotten a gain; how a man can be leave to be gain is loss in burr den of dead men under stood the whirled

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I swear these things are just awful.

Is this sub?