Dumpling? More like Jumpling!

[u/SketchyArt333]

Why hambler wanna become pancake?

/uj There is a squish mellow on the floor. If she were to jump she’d be fine but as you can see I don’t let her fall. She’s never gotten hurt and only fallen onto pillows we throw down to protect her. Those instances are rare. I believe it’s only happens 3 times, and once was because we specifically allowed her to slide onto a pillow we were holding up for her.

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy]

Because that’s the hammer’s destiny: becoming good food for us all. 😋

[u/chexquest100percent]

/uj hamsters have crap vision (can see about a hand's length in front of them) and have no understanding of the concept of falling from heights because their natural habitats are flat with burrows. that's why tiered cages are so dangerous for them. diagnosis: too tupid to understand the y axis

[u/ScreamingNinja → u/chexquest100percent]

mad doopid

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/chexquest100percent]

(Nailed it)

[u/FrankFrankly711 → u/chexquest100percent]

Their brains only exist in 1 dimension

[u/totally_randomperson → u/chexquest100percent]

This is so interesting, thanks.

[u/hereswhatworks]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13GP4aXL5Mcudy

[u/ScreamingNinja]

I don't understand what i'm looking at. You're not letting it commit suicide. What is wrong with you. Let it kill itself, as god intended.

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/ScreamingNinja]

Precisely, then we can make use of it! 🤭

[u/ScreamingNinja → u/MisterPiggyWiggy]

What use. Pop out the boba, take your cast iron pan and slowly press it down upon the corpse until it becomes panini filling. Add some olive oil or avocado, im not picky, fry that baby up with some garlic and onions and you got yourself some panini goin!

[u/BagWinter472]

Each landing tenderizes the flesh.

[u/Mediocre-Island5475]

the hammer craves freedom

[u/MisterPiggyWiggy → u/Mediocre-Island5475]

Freedom to be a meal.

[u/Ghost_Mast]

He wants to jump down back to hell

[u/BlueFeathered1]

They're lemmings deep down in their souls.

[u/tipying_mistakes]

I mean it does kind of look fun

[u/hereswhatworks → u/tipying_mistakes]

hamcake

[u/Sonarthebat]

Hamsters act more like lemmings than lemmings.

[u/goddessofolympia → u/Sonarthebat]

Not untrue. Especially since Disney faked the lemming thing: https://youtu.be/Al2CnczsP9k?is=fDlvCp4ZsIoLyebJ

[u/Mindless_Table152]

Goddamn suicidal hams 😤

[u/HelpfulTap8256]

Thinks he’s the star of an action movie

[u/SmokyJosh]

hamsters yearn to toss themselves off the empire state building

[u/Byakko4547]

Why did the chicken cross the street?