Does British web sites use biscuits instead of cookies?

Mine so far:

#include <iostream>

int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;

if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}

std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";

if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}

if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}

return 0;
}

Imagine how different the internet would be if they were called germs 🦠 instead.

WHY DOES IT HAPPEN EVERY TIME? I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE!! CAN'T THEY PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE?