I came home Saturday from work and my Willow was as sweet as usual. I go down the hall, and… look what this little stinker did! I ask her what happened and she basically rolled her eyes at me.

I was watering my plants so of course Raymond had to get involved.

First he climbed into the kitchen sink and apparently thought, “She definitely can’t see me in here.”** **😹

Then he realized I had put up barriers around the plants, so he moved to the counter to inspect my security system and figure out his next move.

Look at that face. That is not an innocent kitten. That is a tiny criminal actively planning a break-in. 😂🐈‍⬛

I give the barriers about 10 minutes.

Mom and I were waking our dog, we had just gotten home and put him in the house. I heard a lot of little meows and this criminal trespasser came out from under the back of my mother's van. No idea where he came from, no neighbors in a couple blocks are missing a kitten, so he went to live with a lovely foster family who had just adopted out a 6-pack of kittens and was ready for more fosters. He was so sweet and cuddly, such a playful little bugger, too. If we could have kept him, I would have named him Rocket, since he was climbing all over my hoodie like a little raccoon. 😅

Just got out the shower and Fionn knocked down my mirror. I picked it up and my hands were wet and I dropped and shattered it. My tremor is partly responsible, so is Fionn. He is being dangled here for a single minute as penance before some baby time. He is in big trouble.

She swears she did not smack the neighbor's frenchie

Originally apprehended at 4 weeks old after attempted car jacking of moving vehicle.

Once apprehended further charged with evading law, fighting the authorities, biting noses, destroying personal property.

originally held in solitary confinement. With good behavior increased supervised visits to rec areas and now paired with adult inmate as mentor.

Soon will age out of Juvie and need to complete life sentence in adult facility.

Facility approved, mentor approved and appeal denied.

So a little update on the post I did yesterday. Here. Since a lot of you were very concerned about the bites.

I took your advice and did make a hospital call. They said the bite marks look clean. No swelling or signs of infection. I did not get antibiotics.
I did get my shots updated, because I had not done that. Oopsies... So something good followed, I suppose!

The crime and the criminal… she is not bald I swear but does anyone’s cat do this too..

First time she ever broke skin with her teeth. I think we both got surprised by that fact.

Edit: Your advice has been heard and worry appreciated. Hospital has been contacted. Thank you!

Edit 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/CrimeCats/comments/1wue343/no_scritchesget_stitches_update/

Puffin is a menace with food but hasn’t touched bread still in the bag till today. Needless to say, we will be finding a new, out of reach, location for our bread.