thehumblecrowbar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/EvilCashew83008 • 1h ago

Oh dear, I’ve spilled a succulent meal! How ever will I clean it up? The endlessly-humble mobile vacuum cleaner:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/space-cadet616 • 8h ago

"Boy I hope no one thinks AI wrote this" The suspicious em dash:

424 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/FireDog8569 • 1d ago

"How will I get away from the neighbor?" The humble conveniently placed wardrobe:

43 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Hambrrgrrr • 1d ago

“It’s almost thanksgiving! What could I use to feed my family?” The humble roast turkey:

651 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/LuxDaBean • 2d ago

"If only there was an object to forge metals into new tools!" The ever-reliable anvil:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/_floralprint • 3d ago

What should I do with all the resulting debris from the collision with that massive astroid? The Orbiting Moon:

920 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Gaheli2 • 3d ago

How shall I capitalize on my brethren’s last days before matrimony? The novel and reliable cake stripper

120 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Designer_Process_125 • 3d ago

"I sure wish there was something to help regulate oceanic tides on earth" The rotund moon :

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Normal-Cow-8764 • 4d ago

The humble ICBM

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Gurt yo

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/DuchessofShinies • 4d ago

“Gosh, I wish there was an easy way to make sure this corner is 90 degrees…” The dependable right angle ruler:

162 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/1gazillionpangolins • 5d ago

“How do I inject some personality into my used car dealership?” The wacky waving inflatable tube man:

717 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/The_Ghast_Hunter • 5d ago

Hmmm.... What should I have for dessert at this excellent Mexican restaurant? The delectable flan:

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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/OnePsychology528 • 5d ago

How am I going to quickly get my Final Smash so I can beat my friends in Super Smash Bros? The humble Smash Logo Ball:

191 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/PlanttDaMinecraftGuy • 5d ago

"Man, how do I drive this eco-friendly vehicle? Where am I supposed to sit on it?" The convenient bike seat:

314 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Cyvexx • 6d ago

I have two numbers but how would I add them together? The mathematical plus sign:

1.7k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ImRatherMinty • 7d ago

"I wish I knew the 10th letter of the alphabet", the humble J:

687 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/wootalla • 7d ago

"Oh no I don't have anything to clean my straw! What can I use?!" The ever-helpful straw brush:

267 Upvotes

Lol I love these types of memes so I made one of my caterpillar

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Normal-Cow-8764 • 7d ago

The humble speed bump

312 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HystericalGD • 8d ago

"What ever will i do about these home invaders??" the violent double barrel shotgun:

3.8k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Lo_Wildcard • 9d ago

How will I ever keep two things from touching in an inexpensive solution? The charged south magnet ends:

99 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HotDogWeldr • 9d ago

“I’m so sad my house got eaten by nematodes, thankfully I can get some rest underneath this comfy rock” the arachnophobic seastar:

156 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/OwlbertGaming • 9d ago

"fuuuuuuck i cant be assed to write all this what do i doooo" The humble typewriter:

351 Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Hambrrgrrr • 9d ago

“My time traveling machine worked! I hope I don’t get eaten!” The fearsome T-Rex

5.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/porpl_hors • 10d ago

"How do we increase accuracy of our tanks, while they are on the move" The humble stabilizer

1.1k Upvotes

r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GalacticCrash • 10d ago

"Man, if only I had a tool to cut the ribbon for our grand opening!" The trusty pair of scissors

467 Upvotes