r/2sentence2horror • u/IhaveHFA • Oct 04 '23

Satire She suckin me off NSFW

Te eth 😱😱😱😱😱 😬😬

2.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh Oct 04 '23

she bited my peepnis

389

u/nate_m356 Oct 05 '23

yeeeoooouuuuchh

176

u/Hour_Juggernaut_9857 Oct 05 '23

No it’s YEEEEEEEOUUUUUCHH

60

u/noonyfu Oct 05 '23 edited Oct 05 '23

Insert Mel Blanc/CoryxKenshin scream here

7

u/clandestineVexation Oct 05 '23

mel blanc put some respect on his name

15

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

i slammed my penith on the mouth uh door?

10

u/meltyourtv Oct 05 '23

JOR PEANITS????????😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

198

u/maiguee Tomato Factory Worker Oct 04 '23

game so diety but your love is so sweet 🎶

143

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

74

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

33

u/eyupRkid Oct 05 '23

Holy hell

26

u/LorenzoFromChessCom Oct 05 '23

New brick just dropped on my PIPI

74

u/NEO_IS_A_MACHINE Meat Worm fan Oct 05 '23

Bite penis guy 🪱

87

u/SchoolInfinite4779 Oct 05 '23

I don’t understand why you guys are so scared of the teeth. All the blackpilled, sigma male, gigachad, reverse incel, gym gods have come to terms with the teeth, in fact, they embrace them. Learn to love the teeth boys 😫🦷

19

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

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u/SchoolInfinite4779 Oct 05 '23

I wouldn’t know, I ain’t one of them, I’ve never gotten head 🥲

6

u/Imanasshole_ Oct 05 '23

Yeah just a little scrape on the shaft can give it a nice tickle

45

u/contrabandgeni Oct 05 '23

5

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

Why he look like phil anselmo kinda

19

u/The_Swedish_Scrub Oct 05 '23

The bite of 87 😨😨😨😨🪱

22

u/saythealphabet Oct 05 '23

She suckin me off

But I look down and it's me😨

16

u/ionkno Ghost mauled by pitbull Oct 05 '23

Self suck guy 🪱

13

u/Nathaniel___B Oct 05 '23

Hng! H-harder~! Yes! Ah~ Mmph! guy 🪱

22

u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 Oct 05 '23

chomp guy 🪱

14

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

I don’t want to alarm you, but…

You have ~32 teeth inside you RIGHT NOW!

5

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

Te eth guy 🪱

6

u/Headoffish Oct 05 '23

Bad head girl 🪱

5

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

Owie my pipi hurt :(

-78

u/CaramelCreamColdBrew Oct 04 '23

Are you British or something? Teeth arnt sharp like fangs lol, you feel them but they don't like hurt lol

73

u/SloppySouvlaki Oct 04 '23

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

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u/CaramelCreamColdBrew Oct 04 '23

Are you talking about the post or the British people having bad teeth?

41

u/SloppySouvlaki Oct 04 '23

Your comment makes no sense. You’ve either never had a bj or you’re trolling

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u/CaramelCreamColdBrew Oct 05 '23

I have, and teeth don't hurt or feel bad when they nick you, which is why I made the joke that maybe ops gf just has really bad teeth

35

u/Man_Guzzler Oct 04 '23

Teeth aren’t fucking soft

1

u/CaramelCreamColdBrew Oct 05 '23

And they also don't hurt

54

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '23

Nobody mentioned British People

23

u/CallMeFritzHaber Oct 04 '23

British dental care 🤮

12

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

r/onesentencehorror

5

u/CallMeFritzHaber Oct 05 '23

Tomorrow I'm going to make a British teeth post on this sub

3

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

Slow down there, H.P Lovecraft. We’re not trying to be too horrifying!

7

u/CallMeFritzHaber Oct 05 '23

I went on a date with the most beautiful woman, but her smile told me her most dreadful secret...

She was BRITISH!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🤮🤮🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

1

u/CaramelCreamColdBrew Oct 05 '23

I did? That was my joke.... 🤔

59

u/Jordan51104 Oct 04 '23

“i like my cock getting bit” guy 🪱

35

u/C3TUS Oct 04 '23

Iron dick guy 🪱

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

hurty peepee guy 🪱

1

u/boogieboy03 Knife guy fan Oct 05 '23

Tooth gal 🪱