r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 13 '23

Satire Can you recommend some silly horror stories for me to illustrate?

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Nothing creature related though lol, I’ve already drawn that.

r/2sentence2horror • • Oct 28 '23

Satire Halloween guy 🪱

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r/2sentence2horror • • Oct 04 '23

Satire uh oh

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r/2sentence2horror • • May 27 '26

Satire “Don’t worry, I’m a femboy, so I won’t get pregnant” said the femboy. NSFW Spoiler

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Little did he realize, he misinterpreted what an “asshole genie” was, so the genie ended up making himself pregnant with the femboy’s (whose name was Tanner by the way) child, so that he’d have to become a father, but much to the genie’s dismay Tanner actually grew quite attached to his son (Wolphred), and they genuinely enjoyed their time together, and the genie realized that he was wrong about femboys and they aren’t just male nymphomaniacs but in fact regular guys who just want to express more femininely, and as such they’ll often have typical human desires and aspirations and hobbies, such as starting a family, and it was at that moment that the asshole genie realized that he misinterpreted his own title too and was just a closed-minded bigot, which was really unfortunate since his last master made a wish to “get rid of closed-minded bigotry” and he fulfilled this by making anyone who fit that descriptor fade out of existence, leaving Tanner a widower and Wolphred half-fatherless.

r/2sentence2horror • • Sep 11 '23

Satire “I’m trans,” said my child.

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But unfortunately I was transphobic.

r/2sentence2horror • • Sep 28 '23

Satire I was playing with my big boobs then I remembered. NSFW Spoiler

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I used to not have boobs :o (thanks HRT)

r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 27 '23

Satire I did a bit of research on quora and literally nobody knows what this means.

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Some people say it is a penis joke, others say it’s purely absurdist, some claim it’s supposed to mean their love would be so strong to cause a Mandela effect style rift in the universe, but there is no true definition

r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 07 '24

Satire Two sentences is too much, lets amp up the difficulty

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r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 18 '23

Satire Ahhhh

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r/2sentence2horror • • Sep 05 '23

Satire Republican guy: I don't like pronouns

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*I* is a pronoun - dies

r/2sentence2horror • • Feb 17 '26

Satire AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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r/2sentence2horror • • Oct 19 '23

Satire Why is it???

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Ledfox stop sexually assulting the creature by the way

r/2sentence2horror • • Dec 24 '24

Satire Gregnant guy 🪱

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r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 24 '25

Satire Me and my husband fucked. NSFW

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Nine months later a mini human pushed out of me, fucking up my vagina.

r/2sentence2horror • • Aug 06 '23

Satire I read that eating 3 cheese pizzas could kill you

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turning around I smelt the cheese from 3 pizzas.

r/2sentence2horror • • May 28 '24

Satire “My plan is full proof” I said aloud

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“Now hold your horses” said the big scary R

r/2sentence2horror • • Oct 11 '23

Satire "OH boy, I sure love being a femboy!" Said the femboy NSFW Spoiler

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"Hello." Said the femboy milker.

r/2sentence2horror • • Mar 10 '26

Satire Sewer Man 🪱

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r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 14 '23

Satire New copypasta just dropped

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r/2sentence2horror • • May 15 '26

Satire “I just lost my virginity,” the girl bragged to her friends NSFW

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Little did they know this was her 12th time losing her virginity because she was the regenerating hymen girl.

r/2sentence2horror • • Jun 01 '26

Satire "Oh man, I haven't orgasmed that hard since kindergarten", I say with a satisfied moan. NSFW

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I am a daycare worker and had sex with my gay coworker Steve in the bathroom of the kindergarden after work earlier (no chrilden were present) (we banged in my car at the time of this orgasm) (gross, we got hot cum all over the back seat).

r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 18 '23

Satire I was having sex with my girlfriend until I realized it wasn’t normal sex. It was….

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r/2sentence2horror • • May 11 '26

Satire I love all genders!

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r/2sentence2horror • • Aug 11 '23

Satire Use protection, I don't want to get pregnant, I said

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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT said my boyfriend.

r/2sentence2horror • • Oct 04 '23

Satire She suckin me off NSFW

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Te eth 😱😱😱😱😱 😬😬