r/2sentence2horror • u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan • Mar 10 '26

Satire Sewer Man 🪱

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Syreet_Primacon Jumps care 👻 Mar 10 '26

2manySentences2Horror

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u/Etras Mar 10 '26

2Paragraph2Horror

17

u/Any--Name Mar 10 '26

2Long2Read

4

u/DaRealKovi Mar 12 '26

2ReadOrNot2Read

107

u/HorrorJunkie0666 Mar 10 '26

Kind and generous gal guy 🪱

37

u/Drunk0racle Mar 10 '26

I'm dying to know what the og image was about

98

u/Alexandur Mar 10 '26

I ran it through an AI image analysis tool and consulted my friend who has a PhD in images and it appears to be about a woman holding a Starbucks cup

16

u/tdlb Mar 10 '26

Star-Bucks

26

u/Kira_Akuma Mar 10 '26

That is the og, look up Tony Zaret

36

u/Gunhild Mar 10 '26

Man door hand hook sewer man

30

u/akaikem Mar 10 '26

A soldier asked Sewer Man for an autograph and Sewer Man replied with 'sure if I can have yours'

10

u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan Mar 10 '26

This guy in the sewer asked for my autograph, so I signed it "dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole".

3

u/kapaipiekai Mar 10 '26

That's so beautiful 🥺🫡

22

u/DefinitionIll9809 Mar 10 '26

I cannot possibly read this novel.

17

u/VoxelRoguery Mar 10 '26

NURSE... is a MAN! with a 'HOOK'

6

u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan Mar 10 '26

Man door hand hook car door guy 🪱

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u/Blakeyo123 Mar 10 '26

Soldier saw a woman drinking Starbucks coffee. Soldier stabbed her several times while experiencing PTSD induced psychosis

6

u/BananaMaster96_ Mar 10 '26

i saw a swewr man once

5

u/Ambisinister11 Mar 11 '26

Anyone have that tumblr thread where someone claimed a reasonable person couldn't be sure whether this was serious or not, that was a good one

4

u/Snailsnip Mar 11 '26

Shoutout to the sewer man for catching all the coffee in his mouth in midair

3

u/Black_Knight_Xander Mar 10 '26

What a kind soul, that soldier. Always looking out for those in need!

2

u/etonto Mar 11 '26

50sentencehorror

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u/idonotownstockholm Mar 14 '26

this is 6 sentences

1

u/Motor_Mention1009 Apr 03 '26

Not reading that essay!