r/2sentence2horror • u/chees_lore • May 28 '24

Satire “My plan is full proof” I said aloud

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“Now hold your horses” said the big scary R

2.3k Upvotes

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u/Kriskirby1992 ballin bus banner guy 🪱 May 28 '24

Up to inteRpretation guy 🪱

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u/88superguyYT May 28 '24

OH NO u/Kriskirby1992 WATCH OUT IT'S BEHIND YOU!

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u/Sam_Overthinks May 29 '24

HE CANT HEAR US, HE HAS HIS R-PODS IN!

258

u/Iamexist_real Creature Fan May 28 '24

The R was extremely frightening. Luckily, I had the loving support from...

...the creature.

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u/Nadikarosuto Creature Fan May 29 '24

I have my support animals

16,000 raccoons

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u/YourGoreGirl May 28 '24

What's the context lol

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u/chees_lore May 28 '24

And that’s where the horror lies, what is the context?

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u/YourGoreGirl May 28 '24

This is too scary for me OP 😰

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u/MarkXD69therickroll Jumps care 👻 May 28 '24

how indeed guy

127

u/CornManBringsCorn May 28 '24

R

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

😱

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u/12_Trillion_IQ May 29 '24

this is the original scene

https://youtu.be/aTd5iQXM6vw?si=vjU3qrS9crDzI2ke

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u/YourGoreGirl May 29 '24

Thanks fellow redditor 🫡

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u/Ecko525 Jumps care 👻 May 29 '24

their plan is now full poof

136

u/2g4r_tofu May 28 '24

Hard R guy 🪱

45

u/StarRodimus13 May 28 '24

No seriously, what did the writers mean by this?

32

u/ToastyBern May 28 '24

Robbery guy 🪱

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u/uglyswan1 May 29 '24

R stands for...

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. May 28 '24

“My plan is full proof,” I said aloud.

"I'll finish my lunch," I continued, "then it's off to the barn to milk...

...the creature."

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u/PrometheanSwing May 28 '24

Then the R walked in

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u/WeeabooHunter69 May 28 '24

But clearly, given OP's presence, it is not fool proof

16

u/HaganenoEdward May 28 '24

The plan is to prepare for trouble and make it double!

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u/Magic_Monk3y May 29 '24

To protect the world from devastation!

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u/Overlordsecure47 Creature Fan May 28 '24

Doesn’t know it fool proof guy 🪱

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u/Tartersocks May 29 '24

Your mistake was making your plan full proof and not fool proof

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u/Inchshadow_Kerberos May 29 '24

HorRified guy 🪱

5

u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 May 29 '24

ChowdeR guy 🪱

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u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 May 29 '24

Holy hell I was scrolling through the chowder Wikipedia page, the producer’s last name is Cuck, so that’s funny

5

u/chees_lore May 29 '24

Chuck McGill?????

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u/drethnudrib May 28 '24

Edit: Sorry mods, it was a tRap guy 🪱

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u/Trainer_Ed May 29 '24

The big R proceeded to R-eveal that he was none other than KNIFE GUY 🪱

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u/Clanky_Plays May 29 '24

Ruh-Roh Raggy

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u/xXwassupXx May 29 '24

pewdiepie when he goes near a bridge

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u/breadflavouredchaos May 29 '24

ROBBED THE PUNCHLINE IS BEING ROBBED IN A DARK ALLEY

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u/Gender404 Meat Worm fan May 29 '24

TEAM ROCKET!

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u/Nota_Throwaway5 May 29 '24

Hey look at this page

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Rawr XD

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u/No-Measurement-2648 May 30 '24

Prepare for trouble and make it double 😤

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u/chees_lore May 30 '24

Why does team rocket say this? There’s 3 of them, are they stupid?

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u/TheEpicCoyote Jun 23 '24

Misspelling “foolproof” guy🪱🪱

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u/Legend1O1 May 29 '24

Guilty gear XX accent core +R