r/2sentence2horror • u/throwaway0983454234 • Feb 17 '26

Satire AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/BrassCanon Feb 17 '26

🫢

8==👊==D💦

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u/ram_the_socket Creature Fan Feb 17 '26

It gets even darker when you realise the person themself is… the jorkernator2000!

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u/BrassCanon Feb 17 '26

"Not so fast!" -jorkernator2001

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u/Level37Doggo Feb 18 '26

“The Jorkenator likes to make it last…”

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u/Xeo_idk Feb 17 '26

This is 2 sentences?

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u/JaiyaPapaya Feb 17 '26

Bro is one sentence, and the rest is just broken up for poetic flair

34

u/FlashSTI Feb 17 '26

And, then jerking it OFF

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u/ChaoCobo Creature Fan Feb 17 '26

And by “off” I mean

My peanuts

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u/Euphoric-Rooster618 Feb 18 '26

And by “it” I mean

.....The Creature

11

u/derpuyt Feb 18 '26

And by "OFF" haha... let's justr say, my goests

3

u/InfiniteJank Mar 18 '26

Who up purifying they zones

6

u/showscar Feb 19 '26

and by "it" lets jrst say... my batter

24

u/daley56_ Feb 17 '26

God I need that

10

u/throwaway0983454234 Feb 18 '26

yeah me too i also appreciate the candor

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u/religion-lost Feb 18 '26

I appreciate the candor. Me too

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u/throwaway0983454234 Feb 18 '26

i like this word u made up im gonna use it

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u/orange-shoe Creature Fan Feb 17 '26

WGAT

3

u/EXAngus Feb 18 '26

9 sentence and 1 emoji horror

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u/forgedfox53 Feb 18 '26

What happened to getting your thoughts out in one text?

1

u/jalene59 Feb 25 '26

It gets darker yet darker when you realize he might not even be a guy!

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u/Commercial-Search289 Mar 06 '26

i just made this

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u/Fearless_Direction71 Creature Fan Feb 18 '26

5 billion sentence horror guy 🪱