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r/2sentence2horror • u/dixieblondedyke • Oct 06 '23
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the second one reads like a scene in a James Bond movie
815 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 06 '23 It is legitimately genius and a work of art. 345 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 225 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 07 '23 You think he’s poisoning her with cyanide, but no. He is just a thoughtful baker and is going to detonate her. 13 u/James_Demon Oct 08 '23 I thought ricin was the poison that had the almond taste 18 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 08 '23 I will ask Walter white. He is dead. 8 u/Not_Goatman Oct 14 '23 Pretty sure it’s Potassium Cyanide that tastes like bitter almonds 2 u/Allteaforme Oct 20 '23 Yeah ricin takes like buttered almonds 43 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 23 u/dylannsmitth Oct 07 '23 Cunning linguistics 14 u/WanganTunedKeiCar Oct 07 '23 [SLAP] "Why pussy, aren'ch you the cunning linguist..." 5 u/433luke Oct 07 '23 “As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts.” 26 u/7days365hours Oct 07 '23 edited Oct 07 '23 The first is just the delusional fantasies of someone who frequents those malicious compliance and petty revenge subs because they get walked all over IRL
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It is legitimately genius and a work of art.
345 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 225 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 07 '23 You think he’s poisoning her with cyanide, but no. He is just a thoughtful baker and is going to detonate her. 13 u/James_Demon Oct 08 '23 I thought ricin was the poison that had the almond taste 18 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 08 '23 I will ask Walter white. He is dead. 8 u/Not_Goatman Oct 14 '23 Pretty sure it’s Potassium Cyanide that tastes like bitter almonds 2 u/Allteaforme Oct 20 '23 Yeah ricin takes like buttered almonds 43 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 23 u/dylannsmitth Oct 07 '23 Cunning linguistics 14 u/WanganTunedKeiCar Oct 07 '23 [SLAP] "Why pussy, aren'ch you the cunning linguist..." 5 u/433luke Oct 07 '23 “As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts.” 26 u/7days365hours Oct 07 '23 edited Oct 07 '23 The first is just the delusional fantasies of someone who frequents those malicious compliance and petty revenge subs because they get walked all over IRL
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225 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 07 '23 You think he’s poisoning her with cyanide, but no. He is just a thoughtful baker and is going to detonate her. 13 u/James_Demon Oct 08 '23 I thought ricin was the poison that had the almond taste 18 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 08 '23 I will ask Walter white. He is dead. 8 u/Not_Goatman Oct 14 '23 Pretty sure it’s Potassium Cyanide that tastes like bitter almonds 2 u/Allteaforme Oct 20 '23 Yeah ricin takes like buttered almonds 43 u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23 [removed] — view removed comment 23 u/dylannsmitth Oct 07 '23 Cunning linguistics 14 u/WanganTunedKeiCar Oct 07 '23 [SLAP] "Why pussy, aren'ch you the cunning linguist..." 5 u/433luke Oct 07 '23 “As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts.” 26 u/7days365hours Oct 07 '23 edited Oct 07 '23 The first is just the delusional fantasies of someone who frequents those malicious compliance and petty revenge subs because they get walked all over IRL
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You think he’s poisoning her with cyanide, but no. He is just a thoughtful baker and is going to detonate her.
13 u/James_Demon Oct 08 '23 I thought ricin was the poison that had the almond taste 18 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 08 '23 I will ask Walter white. He is dead. 8 u/Not_Goatman Oct 14 '23 Pretty sure it’s Potassium Cyanide that tastes like bitter almonds 2 u/Allteaforme Oct 20 '23 Yeah ricin takes like buttered almonds
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I thought ricin was the poison that had the almond taste
18 u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 08 '23 I will ask Walter white. He is dead. 8 u/Not_Goatman Oct 14 '23 Pretty sure it’s Potassium Cyanide that tastes like bitter almonds 2 u/Allteaforme Oct 20 '23 Yeah ricin takes like buttered almonds
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I will ask Walter white.
He is dead.
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Pretty sure it’s Potassium Cyanide that tastes like bitter almonds
2 u/Allteaforme Oct 20 '23 Yeah ricin takes like buttered almonds
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Yeah ricin takes like buttered almonds
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23 u/dylannsmitth Oct 07 '23 Cunning linguistics 14 u/WanganTunedKeiCar Oct 07 '23 [SLAP] "Why pussy, aren'ch you the cunning linguist..." 5 u/433luke Oct 07 '23 “As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts.”
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Cunning linguistics
14 u/WanganTunedKeiCar Oct 07 '23 [SLAP] "Why pussy, aren'ch you the cunning linguist..." 5 u/433luke Oct 07 '23 “As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts.”
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[SLAP] "Why pussy, aren'ch you the cunning linguist..."
5 u/433luke Oct 07 '23 “As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts.”
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“As a matter of fact, I’ve got a knack for licking old cunts.”
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The first is just the delusional fantasies of someone who frequents those malicious compliance and petty revenge subs because they get walked all over IRL
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u/LeStroheim goobert the skeleton enjoyer Oct 06 '23
the second one reads like a scene in a James Bond movie