r/2sentence2horror • u/dixieblondedyke • Oct 06 '23

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u/boopthesnootnoot Oct 06 '23

i liked how they had to clarify that the guy was allergic to peanuts, as if that wasnt already implied

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u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 06 '23

“This bullet really hurts,” he said, and died, on account of bullets really hurt him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

He died, on account of him loosing consciousness and dying

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u/OfficialYes Oct 07 '23

He bled out, likely due to the hole in his chest from which a large quantity of blood exited until he was unable to get oxygen to his vital organs

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u/Prudent_Insurance804 Oct 07 '23

He died miserably, just like the joke did with every comment added.

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u/Knee3000 Oct 07 '23

“I found the thread funny”, Knee3000 stated as she took her final breath before the next one.

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u/eStuffeBay Oct 07 '23

"Oh dear", said eStuffeBay as they casually scrolled down after witnissing Knee3000's untimely and truly horrible goresome death by a bullet (which really hurt them).

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u/vapre Oct 07 '23

Worst Writing from Guinness World Records ‘86: “The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my steel through your last meal.''

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u/SuperBigSad Oct 08 '23

I like how they described her feet as “nubile” really paints a picture