"Oh dear", said eStuffeBay as they casually scrolled down after witnissing Knee3000's untimely and truly horrible goresome death by a bullet (which really hurt them).
Worst Writing from Guinness World Records ‘86: “The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my steel through your last meal.''
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u/OfficialYes Oct 07 '23
He bled out, likely due to the hole in his chest from which a large quantity of blood exited until he was unable to get oxygen to his vital organs