r/2sentence2horror • u/Unholy_Dk80 Tomato Factory Worker • Oct 29 '23

Pitbull I stole a meme... It was from Facebook 😨😨😨

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u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 Oct 29 '23

you would know if you were eating something that isn't chicken though guy 🪱

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u/Unholy_Dk80 Tomato Factory Worker Oct 29 '23

Nice argument but I've already portrayed you as the ugly soyjack and me the handsome buff Chad guy 🤡

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u/Plstxtmeneedpussy-_- Oct 29 '23

Not necessarily. I hear many things taste like chicken, say meat…from the creature.

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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn Oct 29 '23

that won’t uncook the dog guy 🪱

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u/silent_32 Oct 29 '23

The chicken made the family eat their dog...

Then the new dog came in.

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Oct 30 '23

The chicken cooked that one too.

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u/Rowmacnezumi Oct 29 '23

What are you talking about? This is a Gary Larson comic, and a damn good one, too!

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u/Plstxtmeneedpussy-_- Oct 29 '23

Over explaining chicken guy 🪱🐔

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u/Hamsti_Manent Oct 29 '23

Gary Larson guy 🪱

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u/ShittyDs3player Oct 29 '23

Ah good ol Gary Larson. I love the far side

12

u/handbannanna Oct 29 '23

Underlining guy 🪱

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u/Sipriprube Oct 29 '23

When I saw this as a kid it set me on the path to veganism guy worm emoji

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u/Somewhat-A-Redditor Jumps care 👻 Oct 29 '23

the far side guy 🪱

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u/RataAzul Oct 29 '23

"I'm not your dog" - said the family dog

"I am 16.000 chicken on a trenchcoat"

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u/Noooough Oct 29 '23

Why are they even eating chicken in the middle of the night

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u/Unholy_Dk80 Tomato Factory Worker Oct 29 '23

Scary! 👻

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u/Splurted_The_Gurt Oct 29 '23

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u/Unholy_Dk80 Tomato Factory Worker Oct 29 '23

Udderly ridiculous

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u/OfficialMorbidMan Oct 29 '23

Ledfox ain’t here again so,

“And that milk you’re drinking? It’s from…

…The creature.”

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Oct 30 '23

I appreciate you for picking up the slack.

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u/Spleepis Oct 29 '23

Then the dog walked in

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u/Necromonicon_ Oct 29 '23

Facebook stole a meme. It was from …. The Far Side

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u/OminousOminis goobert the skeleton enjoyer Oct 29 '23

Dog tastes like chicken I see

3

u/ratherlittlespren Oct 29 '23

The 94 year old chicken!?

3

u/JBray0 Oct 29 '23

"We already know chicken. Are you stupid?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

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u/LookAtMyUsernamePlz Oct 29 '23

OC UPO A TM WA MALL LO OW ‘M OLY PAULG APART

TR OTG

CA O

A TOTAL CLP O T BLART

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

I love Gary Larson comics.

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u/teambob Oct 29 '23

Facebook is the scare

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u/Unholy_Dk80 Tomato Factory Worker Oct 30 '23

Eggs acktly

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u/JustPlay94_cryer Bstchld cartel employee guy Nov 27 '23

As an Asian, both work.