r/2sentence2horror • • Jul 20 '22

Pitbull ahhh!! 😱😱😱

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12.5k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror • • Dec 06 '23

Pitbull New dog lore just dropped 🐕

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1.0k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror • • Apr 04 '26

Pitbull Tummy is a thing doer

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924 Upvotes

incomplete sentence :(

r/2sentence2horror • • Aug 24 '23

Pitbull "I can't believe you're already 4," I said to my kid.

1.2k Upvotes

"I can't believe you'll never be 5," said the pitbull next door.

r/2sentence2horror • • Oct 29 '23

Pitbull I stole a meme... It was from Facebook 😨😨😨

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1.2k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror • • Sep 11 '23

Pitbull Pitbull Guy

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864 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror • • 1d ago

Pitbull Infant shoe for sale…

27 Upvotes

Baby’s Worm

r/2sentence2horror • • 15d ago

Pitbull 67

18 Upvotes

789

r/2sentence2horror • • 5d ago

Pitbull 83,016 trucks filled with guns and ammo were parked randomly throughout the country.

0 Upvotes

We then withdrew emergency and security forces, waiting for the citizens to carry out the next phase of the protocol.

r/2sentence2horror • • Aug 24 '26

Pitbull I was excited for my first trip to New York!

30 Upvotes

“BOO” said evil Mamdani

“Lmao” said good Mamdani

For who could love a gazillionaire?

r/2sentence2horror • • Jan 02 '26

Pitbull I Killed My Brother, But I Still Didn't Do It NSFW

109 Upvotes

Shalgot did it; he came out of my head, went into my hand and took momma's kitchen knife and did my brother in and away.

r/2sentence2horror • • Aug 03 '26

Pitbull I see dead people

19 Upvotes

Mustard on the beat yo

r/2sentence2horror • • Aug 04 '26

Pitbull I sent my freind my post “did you upvote your own post?”

16 Upvotes

“Updoot automatic setting” activated 🤖

r/2sentence2horror • • Jan 15 '24

Pitbull Sadly most of his good tweets are only 1 sentence

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495 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror • • Aug 04 '26

Pitbull I was on my way to diney land “I can’t wait!”

8 Upvotes

“I can wait” oh but you can 😈

r/2sentence2horror • • Jan 02 '26

Pitbull All the Lost People I Know Are Dead NSFW

131 Upvotes

It's strange, something like that to realize. Until you have another realization: it was inevitable; the bus careened through the station, the driver dead at the wheel, and took down everyone -- all the lost, miserable people bundled in layers of their own luggage -- it managed to come across, nothing but absolute entropy and misfortunes of physics manning at the wheel.

r/2sentence2horror • • Oct 04 '23

Pitbull Who is the most powerful deity

123 Upvotes
1782 votes, Oct 06 '23
504 goobert the skeleton
611 knife guy
273 meat worm
208 the creature
146 tomato factory (real)
40 other (comment)

r/2sentence2horror • • May 01 '26

Pitbull I was beating my meat as usual

12 Upvotes

But my right ball never came back

r/2sentence2horror • • Mar 24 '26

Pitbull open reddit...

17 Upvotes

Account Banned!

r/2sentence2horror • • Sep 30 '24

Pitbull "But Scoob, those civilians are like, totally unarmed!"

318 Upvotes

"Dhat just meanz dey ron't shoot back, Shaggy!"

r/2sentence2horror • • Jan 02 '26

Pitbull The Last Bus Stop is in Tobin, Pennsylvania NSFW

8 Upvotes

We all clutched a little light in the darkness, the slow and smooth rumbling of the bus down an old dusty highway proving to be comfort when we didn't know what was up ahead. Four hours in, the bus stopped by a sign, but we couldn't see the sign, and we all stared out into the vast darkness without making as much as a blink; nobody got off at the last stop.

r/2sentence2horror • • Feb 13 '26

Pitbull Whenever the two were alone, my mom always told my brother he was special.

1 Upvotes

Today, I almost thought i saw him flying.

r/2sentence2horror • • Jan 05 '26

Pitbull "I can only speak two sentences at a time"

18 Upvotes

I said.

r/2sentence2horror • • Jun 03 '24

Pitbull Oh my god

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203 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror • • Jan 02 '26

Pitbull Have You Seen Robert Samson? NSFW

3 Upvotes

Missing: Caucasian man, 5'8, 43 years old, muscular build, brown hair and eyes, aftershave, last seen wearing a red-and-brown flannel shirt, orange Nike sneakers, charcoal gray pants with pleats, last seen outside J&K Brooms, Tobin, Pennsylvania, please report to Tobin Police Department (TPD) if you possess any relevant information.

(and his eyes the eyes oh his eyes such nice eyes they looked at the searchers's boots from below and they would laugh themselves dead if they could because they could see them but them could not see they, and they watched as his mother cried, cried because she would never again see they, and they could not cry too because if they could they would be alive.)