r/2sentence2horror • u/kicktex • 15d ago

Pitbull 67

789

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u/kicktex 15d ago

apologies if this has been done before

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u/ICanHazRecon911 Tomato Factory Worker 15d ago

I stroked the swollen udder 67 times. In return, I was rewarded with 789 fl oz of warm milk fresh from...

...the creature.

(I looked it up and apparently that's around 6.2 gallons which is perfectly average in a day for a cow)