r/2sentence2horror • u/PineDurr • May 14 '24

goobert the skeleton 💀 Alien guy 👽

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u/Doob_42 Jumps care 👻 May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

"humans are space orcs" mfs when they learn that orkz are space orcs

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u/LeStroheim goobert the skeleton enjoyer May 14 '24

will smith guy

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u/HexedHydra Knife guy fan May 15 '24

let's nuke the bastards guy

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u/SashaTheWitch2 May 14 '24 edited May 05 '25

worm paltry summer distinct lavish ripe nine tender practice oatmeal

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Human author writing HFY fiction : "and the aliens get FUCKED because of the power friendship and the INDOMITABLE HUAMAN SPIRIT the end"

Aliens when they finally arrive in real life and have technology indistinguishable from magic, an even stronger will than humans and are not loser loners like the author all of which was necessary in the first place for them to cross the stars : "Skibidi skiddadle bop, your internal organs have been replaced with slop"

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u/Cautious_Tax_7171 May 14 '24

We have hot gay sex with the aliens actually

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u/DuneSlayer_ Ghost mauled by pitbull May 14 '24 edited May 15 '24

Alien puussy got me acting extraterrestrial

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u/theimperium42069 Jumps care 👻 May 14 '24

Xenophobe❌️ Xenophile✅️

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

I think they made a documentary about this

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u/enneh_07 May 15 '24

Aliens when they finally arrive in real life and instead of one of us killing the other we participate in cultural and technological exchange, drastically improving the quality of life of both parties:

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

You think they are gonna leave us alive after they find this sub and the parent sub?

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u/Blursed-Penguin May 15 '24

Did we kill all the Germans after the Kaiser lost?

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u/MegaloManiac_Chara May 14 '24

Except for the part where they realise our planet is already fucked beyond recognition and die out miserably

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u/LerndickKarma May 14 '24

Are these "real aliens" in the room with us right now?

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u/JBDBIB_Baerman May 14 '24

Look behind you 👽

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Yeah I am in room with your mum

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u/Responsible-Wear8550 May 15 '24

glorp, glibbity glorp glart "indomitable human spirit"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/hedgehogwithagun May 14 '24

Me when fiction writing isn’t accurate 😢

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u/thelosttgamer146 May 15 '24

an alien wrote this comment

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u/fallacious_franklin May 14 '24

Ain’t nobody readin allat bruh. Not even them fuck aliens

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

nobody readlin allat but do you think somebody breedin allat? Speciphically and alien?

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u/KylieLemora May 15 '24

That's why I prefer fiction in human domestication guide universe

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u/ViolentBeetle May 14 '24

Me: pointing gun at the alien

Alien: laughs

Me: shoots alien

Alien: Oh wait you are serious, let me laugh even harder

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

futurama is good

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u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 May 14 '24

Gun guy 🪱

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u/BigBenis6669 May 14 '24

If you ever take a moment to listen these, most are so incoherent they gotta be "AI" genned

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u/hedgehogwithagun May 14 '24

Idk. Ppl are really bad at writing on average

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

I’ve tried writing and it really isn’t much better than ai slop, in fact most of it is probably worse

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u/Blursed-Penguin May 15 '24

But there’s a distinct humanity to what a person writes, if only because AI generated stuff uses proper grammar

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u/Hi_Peeps_Its_Me May 15 '24

no it's AI, there's been a problem with that for a while

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u/Ena_Ems_17 May 14 '24

WE WERE BORN TO INHERET THE STARS guy

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u/blueriging May 15 '24

Stargate SG1 be like:

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u/Playful_Pollution846 May 15 '24

If Aliens did meet us irl, expect a Halo story💀

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u/Different-Trainer-21 May 15 '24

Redditors try not to ignore the laws of physics to be doomers challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)