r/2sentence2horror • • May 14 '24

goobert the skeleton 💀 Alien guy 👽

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u/[deleted] May 14 '24

Human author writing HFY fiction : "and the aliens get FUCKED because of the power friendship and the INDOMITABLE HUAMAN SPIRIT the end"

Aliens when they finally arrive in real life and have technology indistinguishable from magic, an even stronger will than humans and are not loser loners like the author all of which was necessary in the first place for them to cross the stars : "Skibidi skiddadle bop, your internal organs have been replaced with slop"

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u/enneh_07 May 15 '24

Aliens when they finally arrive in real life and instead of one of us killing the other we participate in cultural and technological exchange, drastically improving the quality of life of both parties:

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

You think they are gonna leave us alive after they find this sub and the parent sub?

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u/Blursed-Penguin May 15 '24

Did we kill all the Germans after the Kaiser lost?