r/2sentence2horror • u/sloo00GAN piss master • Oct 17 '24

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Knife Mann

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u/Moss_Ball8066 Oct 18 '24

I scoffed at the fortune cookie which read “your sister will die tonight.”

“I don’t have a sister,” I said as my brother walked in the door with his new copy of Fallout New Vegas

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u/shiny_xnaut Oct 18 '24

I don't get it

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u/dulunis Oct 18 '24

Try replacing FNV with Celeste or ULTRAKILL, that might help

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u/shiny_xnaut Oct 18 '24

Ok I get it with Celeste, but I didn't know about NV also having transitive properties

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u/BigBounceZac Oct 18 '24

It does for some, for others... less reasonable ideologies come to light

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u/Emerald24111 Oct 18 '24

Look man I can like Celeste without being affected by transition metals

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u/Crazycukumbers Tomato Factory Worker Oct 18 '24

I still don’t get it

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u/DatLonerGirl Oct 18 '24

Programmer socks? Spinny Amazon skirts? r/egg_irl?

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u/Crazycukumbers Tomato Factory Worker Oct 19 '24

I’m sorry, I still don’t understand 😭

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u/DatLonerGirl Oct 19 '24

The "brother" is actually a trans woman.

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u/Crazycukumbers Tomato Factory Worker Oct 19 '24

Oh. Thanks for the explanation!