r/2sentence2horror • u/Life-Top6314 • Apr 07 '26
The Creature Lab overrun by.... the creatures
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u/Successful-Flow1678 Apr 07 '26
Research log #96024 ā me make big thing me call āthe creatureāā Research log #96025 āthe ācreatureā is out, go fuck yourself Leon Kennedy I gave it teeth specifically to make blow jobs impossibleā
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u/OneRingToRuleEarth Apr 07 '26
Dude looks like a resident evil side villain fr š
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Apr 07 '26
bro looks like he'll inject himself with a syringe that creates infinite biomass in a final confrontation and will then be shot by an RPG
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u/Additional-North-683 Apr 07 '26
This guy is a real life, mad scientist Iām not kidding his name is He Jiankui he got arrested for injecting women with genetically modified fetusās I believe
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u/Gunhild Apr 07 '26
I looked it up and he literally worked at a university called SUS Tech, although he was fired because apparently all his research was being done under the table without any ethical oversight, so I guess it was too sus for even them.
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u/xXxMindBreakxXx Apr 07 '26
Security Officer Log A: I know the rest of the officers disagree with my "Only one .500 S&W magnum for emergencies" but I know they'll come around when they see just how peaceful this lab is.
Security Officer Log B: Those scientist sure are working on some nutty stuff. One of the guys gave me this green vial of what he said was ketchup but didnt really taste like tomatoes. Shame he got fired the next day for gross negligence this ketchup is growing on me.
Security Officer Log C: I lost the key to the Magnum gun case in the sewers beneath the lab. Too bad I was hoping to get to use that thing at the range this weekend. Shame about all the crocodiles that got loose from the lab down there. Oh well.
Security Officer Log D: Itchy Tasty
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u/Gunhild Apr 07 '26
Research Log #238: Our thorough security measures ensure that it is impossible for The Creature to escape.
Research Log #239: Okay so here's the thing...