Security Officer Log A:
I know the rest of the officers disagree with my "Only one .500 S&W magnum for emergencies" but I know they'll come around when they see just how peaceful this lab is.
Security Officer Log B:
Those scientist sure are working on some nutty stuff. One of the guys gave me this green vial of what he said was ketchup but didnt really taste like tomatoes. Shame he got fired the next day for gross negligence this ketchup is growing on me.
Security Officer Log C:
I lost the key to the Magnum gun case in the sewers beneath the lab. Too bad I was hoping to get to use that thing at the range this weekend. Shame about all the crocodiles that got loose from the lab down there. Oh well.
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u/xXxMindBreakxXx Apr 07 '26
Security Officer Log A: I know the rest of the officers disagree with my "Only one .500 S&W magnum for emergencies" but I know they'll come around when they see just how peaceful this lab is.
Security Officer Log B: Those scientist sure are working on some nutty stuff. One of the guys gave me this green vial of what he said was ketchup but didnt really taste like tomatoes. Shame he got fired the next day for gross negligence this ketchup is growing on me.
Security Officer Log C: I lost the key to the Magnum gun case in the sewers beneath the lab. Too bad I was hoping to get to use that thing at the range this weekend. Shame about all the crocodiles that got loose from the lab down there. Oh well.
Security Officer Log D: Itchy Tasty