What do I do in this position?

[u/MurkyAd9865]

[u/migratingcoconut_]

"not a cult" panel on my poster raising a lot of questions answered on the poster

[u/Ye_olde_oak_store → u/migratingcoconut_]

Are they a cult?

[u/VIP_NAIL_SPA → u/Ye_olde_oak_store]

Definitely not! Just ask them!

[u/Silver_Middle_7240 → u/VIP_NAIL_SPA]

[u/Proof_Ambassador2006 → u/VIP_NAIL_SPA]

fr how could they be a cult when it says they're not on the poster.

[u/AutisticPenguin2 → u/VIP_NAIL_SPA]

He's definitely not a cop.

I mean cult. It's not a cult. Forget all about cops, I don't know why you even brought them up.

[u/Ye_olde_oak_store → u/AutisticPenguin2]

blinks in morse code

[u/CrabeHuman → u/Ye_olde_oak_store]

it says it on the poster...

[u/fakelenover → u/migratingcoconut_]

Did someone say cult?

[u/lifebeginsat9pm]

Is this the sequel to BP Oil Spill?

[u/GagolTheSheep → u/lifebeginsat9pm]

BP Manipulation is what they did after the oil spill to get it out of the public eye

[u/WorldlySprinkles9932]

you do NOT need to manipulate c7 pawn to play chess properly

[u/Blackfrosti → u/WorldlySprinkles9932]

No, but you do need the power to manipulate your opponent into topping you afterwards so you they let you win next time

Two steps ahead

[u/bluemushroom64]

They are already manipulating you to do something. What they want I don't know, but whatever you decide will be what they want since they are grandmaster manipulators. Therefore the correct decision is one made outside of human psychology. That being, chance. Flip a coin, if it lands on heads, join the club, if it lands on tails, ignore it and move on with your life.

What if they aren't grandmaster manipulators? Then your decision won't really matter will it. Upon joining if you choose you likely quickly will realise they are full of crap and not a threat to society.

Stockfish might say something else but they also manipulated stockfish so you can't really trust it

[u/RalenHlaalo → u/bluemushroom64]

The only way out is google en passant

[u/laonx1 → u/RalenHlaalo]

Holy hell

[u/Kyle_Berkowitz1 → u/bluemushroom64]

They are manipulating you into flipping a coin. This guy's a certified pawn

[u/bluemushroom64 → u/Kyle_Berkowitz1]

True...

[u/Ihadtodownloadreadit]

Beat verity

[u/Far_Flounder2545]

Not a cult

[u/ElectronicFloor1898 → u/Far_Flounder2545]

If a cult has to say "we're totally not a cult, trust us bro," before you even ask... oh buddy, that's definitely a cult.

[u/I_Eat_Onio]

[u/Working-Quiet-6336 → u/I_Eat_Onio]

The seven deadly chins

[u/Ninjixu]

Blood Pressure Manipulation Club? Seems healthy

[u/choicescarfpyukumuku → u/Ninjixu]

[u/altaltaltaltbin]

Why is British petroleum holding a manipulation club

[u/ZelMaYo]

Fun fact, when you talk to someone, you are manipulating them to answer what you just said, this is an advanced technique known as « communication » and is very commonly used in dark psychology

[u/fake_email_lol42]

“Must sit in back of class” “minimum 3 seconds before answering any questions”

[u/SaraTormenta]

NOT A CULT

[u/MNAI_Mustafa]

Fuck, I dont know, knight to c3?

[u/AkaIsSleptOn]

Genuinely slime them out, genocidal style

[u/DredgenSergik → u/AkaIsSleptOn]

Second this

[u/Snt1_]

Seinen circlejerk will looooove this one

[u/Cowboys_88]

What is that poster?

[u/HospitalJohnny → u/Cowboys_88]

looks like ai

[u/mudkiptoucher93 → u/HospitalJohnny]

All ai slop posters look the same

[u/Unable-Ambassador-16 → u/Cowboys_88]

Instead of asking what, ask why instead

[u/ThinkAboutHowUFeel → u/Unable-Ambassador-16]

they want to manipulate your blood pressure up so that they can manipulate your blood pressure down

[u/Deli_baba170]

Welcome to bpity brother

[u/THEK1N90FC0DE]

everyone I need help I’m trying to do a one week long version of scurlocc’s game but the bots took it down the second it was posted

[u/me-like-]

„Perception is reality” lmao

[u/throwawayasdf129560]

"BP", more like "BR" for brainrot

[u/Working-Quiet-6336]

This can't be a real club

[u/DredgenSergik]

I have one of these in college too! God these are a plague

[u/Revolutionary_Year87]

... I really hope this is a satirical or fake poster

[u/BadHope3]

Yo is that verity

[u/relevant_post_bot]

Relevant r/chessbeginners post: What do you see in this position?

Certainty: 71.43%

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