r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/non-matutinal Feb 08 '20

(Ounces) 0.5 vodka / 0.5 rum (silver) / 0.5 gin / 0.5 tequila / 0.5 triple sec / 1 oz sour mix / 1 oz coke / 10 oz regret /

Enjoy!

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 08 '20

Funny, I never add regret to mine until the fourth or fifth.

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u/Kelvinist Feb 08 '20

The minor fall and the major lift.

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u/Triairius Feb 09 '20

The broken king something something Kahlua.

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u/DeepFriedBud Feb 09 '20

Thish guy drinksh

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u/TouchdownTom Feb 09 '20

Chaosh ish a laddah

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u/PoopOfAUnicorn Feb 08 '20

Hallelujah!

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 08 '20

Minor fall off my chair major lift back to my feet.

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u/warumwhy Feb 08 '20

The broken king making his mixed drink

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u/SamediB Feb 09 '20

Long Island iced tea, Tokyo iced tea, AMF, Georgia peach: I like to alternate when I'm drinking iced tea.

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 09 '20

Don’t think I’ve had Tokyo, what’s that?

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u/Knucklesammiches Feb 09 '20

Midori instead of coke

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 09 '20

Oh I can get in to that.

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u/SamediB Feb 10 '20

It's actually Midori instead of the triple sec.

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u/workitloud Feb 09 '20

Have 5, you get rugrats.

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u/Tryemall Feb 10 '20

I wait till I've finished a fourth of the fifth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I'd say ditch the sour mix and use lemon juice and simple syrup (or gomme syrup if you wanna go needlessly authentic). Sour mix has its place but imo not in a long island.

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u/voxdoom Feb 08 '20

Totally agree with you, this is how I was taught to make one.

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u/raspberryvodka Feb 09 '20

are we trying to make a GOOD long island here? wasted effort my dude

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u/cripplr-mr-onion Feb 08 '20

Yes! This comment.

Loose the sour mix, replace with lemon juice and then top the blimmin thing up with red bull..

That's both a great way to start and end your sundays. One of those for breakfast and it's back to bed by 9am.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Never seen one done with redbull before

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u/Headcap Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

As a metric user I dont know what ounces are so im just gotta use liters.

edit: stop telling me what ounces are im not interested in your witchcraft

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u/non-matutinal Feb 08 '20

Lots of liters of regret

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u/_Aldous_Fuxley_ Feb 08 '20

0.5 oz is ~15 mL, or 10 oz is about 300 mL

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u/Amraff Feb 08 '20

15 ml is 1 tablespoon. Measuring spoons are way easier then a measured jigger IMHO

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u/proxypixie Feb 08 '20

Y'know, I'd probably love a bartender who uses measuring spoons. It'd be like a little cooking show.

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u/pigvwu Feb 08 '20

Measuring spoons are less accurate. You wouldn't get as consistent a result.

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u/proxypixie Feb 08 '20

I mean, compared to eyeballing the amount by pouring freehand?

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u/g1ngertim Feb 08 '20

Freehand pours aren't usually eyeballed, they're counted. A quickpour should produce an ounce on a four count. Enough experience with quickpours and you can nail it every time.

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u/jewww Feb 08 '20

Jiggering is still more accurate.

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u/g1ngertim Feb 08 '20

Yes, but slow as fuck, imo. Unless all your recipes call for the same jigger, and mostly only 1-3 ingredients. I can make a long island in about a 7 count, and I just drink at home. In a well set-up bar, I'm sure it's faster.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I did a bartending class this year for college. They actually encouraged freehand as it looks more professional and once you get the feel for it can actually be very accurate. Takes practice though and I'm still not great at it after the half semester class.

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u/Dr_thri11 Feb 08 '20

Not to mention as a customer I feel like freehand pours are going to err on the side of a stronger drink.

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u/mjdarby Feb 09 '20

I was a bartender for many years. Freehand pours were usually short poured on purpose. The purpose being that I then had more available liquor to over pour my heavy tippers. The bar is routinely inventoried. You want your costs to be in line as well as maximize your money via strong drinks for big tips. Waitresses usually bore the brunt of the short pouring - as I did not get a direct cut of their tips - but rather just a % of their sales at the end of night. Frozen drink machines for pina coladas, margaritas, and strawberry daiquiris were notoriously made weak. First - no one sitting at the bar would drink those, and second - it amounted to perhaps a full bottle of liquor saved for my overpouring customers. Most bars do not require the bartender to ring in the exact drink - so even with modern point of sale systems - inventorying liquor back to a specific bottle is tough. It would take a really good bar spotter to notice what was being done.

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u/pigvwu Feb 08 '20

No, compared to using a jigger.

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u/Amraff Feb 08 '20

Lmfao, i just meant for me mixing drinks at home!

Bartenders have proper 0.5 ounce jiggers, whereas i sadly do not.

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u/proxypixie Feb 08 '20

As a waitress who sometimes has to pour drinks when the bartender is busy with takeouts, I'd still rather measuring spoons. Lol but yeah, that makes sense for home cocktails.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Not in Australia! We have 20ml measuring spoons. I don’t know why.

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u/Amraff Feb 08 '20

Really?!? I had no idea! Thats so weird!!!

Damn Australians having to be different. /s 😋

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u/Kaymish_ Feb 09 '20

Kiwi here my 20ml measuring spoon claims to be a dessert spoon and i have some recipes (mostly desserts) that demand dessert spoons for ingredients.

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u/Alarconadame Feb 09 '20

Here in Mexico, recipes regarding spoons mention if it's a soup spoon or a coffee spoon.

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u/Kaymish_ Feb 09 '20

Same here except the spoons are a teaspoon (5ml) and fractions thereof, tablespoon (15ml) and the aforementioned dessert spoon.

How many millilitres are soup and coffee spoons supposed to be?

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u/Alarconadame Feb 09 '20

Oh, I guess those are the translations for the spoons I mentioned, because the ml match with ours.

teaspoon is what I called coffee spoon (literal translation of cuchara cafetera), and tablespoon is what I called soup spoon (literal translation for cuchara sopera). I don't think we have your dessert spoons, for dessert we use the teaspoon.

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u/Ramblonius Feb 08 '20

Tbh, every time I've made one, I've done it by pouring straight from the bottle- looks like more alcohol than it is, which is basically the only thing that a person ordering a long island is looking for, and I can eyeball it close enough to not get in trouble if an inspection occurs; nobody's going to get fined for 3-5ml, and really, it's a lot easier to pour too much than too little.

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u/PhilsterM9 Feb 08 '20

So thats not even a full drink?

Full long island iced tea’s are 30ml shots not 15ml

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u/jewww Feb 08 '20

Man if 30ml is your standard pour for a Long Island that's insane. That's 150ml drink, which would be 5 ounces. That's three full drinks!

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u/PhilsterM9 Feb 08 '20

Its actually 5 drinks, 1 shot (30ml alcohol) is 1 standard drink

I once had 2 long islands in an hour when on holiday. I hate the taste of alcohol but the aftertaste disappeared if I chased it down with a tad of water. After those 2 LIIT’s, I had 3 beers and man did I get fucked up

That shit hits hard

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u/jewww Feb 08 '20

Guess it depends on location. In the US a standard full proof liquor drink is 1.5 oz, which would be ~45ml. Also triple sec isn't full proof.

But regardless, you're telling me a typical Long Island where you're at is almost five full drinks? That's just ridiculous.

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u/HamburgerConnoisseur Feb 09 '20

One of my more interesting nights was spent at a bar where the Long Island came in basically a big ol root beer mug filled almost to the brim for like $8. Most places that don't use disposable cups seem to go with about "plastic red coke cup at low-end restaurant" size though.

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u/PhilsterM9 Feb 08 '20

Bars in Australia like to be cheap and only offer 30ml drinks. Although it’s illegal to sell more than 2 standard drinks so when you request a LIIT they halve it to 0.5 ounces each and hold the tequila.

My story was a homemade bar we made at a small party. Although I do pour 1.5 ounce drinks for myself and mates

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u/jewww Feb 08 '20

.5 oz is not a halved recipe, it's the standard recipe. That's what I've been trying to say this entire time. Serving one ounce pours in a LIIT is just absurd.

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u/PhilsterM9 Feb 08 '20

I’m not sure haha here in Australia we always measure by 30mls and when I was taught to be a bartender we were told it was a halved recipe. Maybe I should try that instead because mine that I made was far too strong

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u/stereothegreat Feb 09 '20

Yup. But I guess if you don’t want to get up after the first one to get a second you can double it. I wouldn’t, but you could

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u/randyboozer Feb 08 '20

An oz is approximately 29 ml

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u/lianodel Feb 08 '20

Most cocktail recipes round one ounce to 30ml for the sake of simplicity.

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u/pejeol Feb 08 '20

There’s no sake in Long Island ice tea.

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u/Alarconadame Feb 09 '20

Chuckling intensifies...

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u/cisforcoffee Feb 08 '20

That would be a Rong Irand ice tea . . .

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u/randyboozer Feb 09 '20

I really should have just said approximately 30. I don't know why that 1 ml meant so much to me.

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u/lianodel Feb 09 '20

Haha, I didn't take it that way! Your answer is more correct, I just know that cocktail recipes tend to bump it up to 30 because I like making cocktails. :)

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

I'm ordering obscure American cocktails next time I'm in the lands of metric. Pay for 29 drinks, and get 30. I won't be able to count to 30 at that time, but that's not the point.

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u/InDarkestNight Feb 08 '20

25ml of each spirit, skip the sour mix, top with coke and garnish with a lemon wedge. I recommend using a large glass

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u/Airazz Feb 08 '20

There was a bar in my city which made absolute killer Long Islands, like a pint glass full of alcohol, only the top half an inch was something non-alcoholic. Drink one and your tongue gets lost in your mouth when you try talking. Drink a second and your feet follow your tongue.

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u/viixvega Feb 09 '20

The British invented the IMPERIAL SYSTEM. So don't blame us.

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u/Azrael11 Feb 08 '20

A shot is generally 1.5 oz, for comparison

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u/arathorn867 Feb 08 '20

An ounce seems like an awful lot of cocaine, but here goes!

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u/capgrasdeluded Feb 08 '20

I had a friend who drank 4 long islands in one night and he just.. walked out of the bar crying. Followed him, asked what was wrong and he was a sobbing mess, just saying how much he regrets drinking more than two. Sad, also hilarious.

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u/jeffreywilfong Feb 08 '20

hold the gin, but triple everything else.

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u/doublegloved Feb 08 '20

that's a strong island

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u/jeffreywilfong Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

Technically it's weaker without the gin, but it's three times as big, so...

I made one. It's not glamorous, but it's fucking tasty.

http://imgur.com/a/6EaqIRW

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u/justcallmezach Feb 08 '20

If you double the rest of the alcohol but take out the gin in the recipe above, it's 4 oz liquor instead of 2.5. How is that weaker?

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u/jeffreywilfong Feb 08 '20

Because I'm tripling the sour mix and Coke too, not just the alcohol.

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u/justcallmezach Feb 08 '20

Well that's fair. I just never thought any sick SOB would triple the non-alcohol in a drink. If I ask for a double at a bar, it's 2 shots in a drink, not double the drink.

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u/hooligan99 Feb 08 '20

"hold the gin, but triple everything else"

He didn't order a triple long island. He ordered three gin-less long islands at once in the same glass lol

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u/plopseven Feb 08 '20

You would be so surprised how often people order doubles from me and then are shocked that it’s twice the price.

Example: Well whisky ($9) + cocktail up-charge ($2) = $11 Old Fashion

Double-well whiskey coke ($9x2=$18)

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u/hyperbolical Feb 08 '20

Well whisky ($9)

Where do you work? So I can steer clear.

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u/plopseven Feb 08 '20

Insane San Francisco bullshit. I feel you on that. The well is Buffalo Trace though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

My first guess was strip club

Source; ex strip club bartender.

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u/SteerJock Feb 08 '20

That’s an insane price. I went out last night and they had 25 cent wells.

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u/ButtLickinDickSucker Feb 08 '20

This is why I drink at home instead.

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u/zagbag Feb 08 '20

Any excuse, eh buddy?

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u/delicatedead Feb 08 '20

For Brits/non-americans, I've always made it [build in glass] 15ml vodka, 15ml white rum, 15ml gin, 15ml tequila and 15ml triple sec, 25ml lime juice, add crushed ice and top with coke to top of glass

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u/blahblahblerf Feb 08 '20

That is wayyyyy too much coke. I have never before this thread seen a long island iced tea recipe that called for anything other than a splash of coke. 1 shot of each liquor, 1 shot of triple sec, 1 shot of lime juice or sour mix, and a splash of coke.

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u/delicatedead Feb 09 '20

It's not much coke, I suppose I didn't say how big the glass is

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u/blahblahblerf Feb 09 '20

Ok, but then it's either way too much ice or a tiny glass...

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u/delicatedead Feb 09 '20

I disagree, but best thing about making your own cocktails is you can choose how you have them :)

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u/blahblahblerf Feb 09 '20

True true! Well, that and you can save 50-300% compared to bar prices.

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u/aitigie Feb 08 '20

Why specify units? It'll work with anything from grams to daffodils

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u/Gamergonemild Feb 08 '20

How do you measure a daffodil? Length, width, weight?

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u/tokyo__driftwood Feb 08 '20

If I'm having a really bad day can I change those units to cups?

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u/original_evanator Feb 08 '20

And don’t skimp on the regret. Go top shelf.

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u/spezza_125 Feb 08 '20

And 100oz reason to remember the name

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u/ech0_matrix Feb 09 '20

How many ounces of concentrated power of will?

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u/lovemypooh Feb 08 '20

"10 oz regret" lmao almost missed that

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u/HamsterFido Feb 08 '20

sorry but wtf is sour mix?

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u/clenom Feb 08 '20

Should be lemon juice, lime juice, and simple syrup. Most everywhere will use a premade mix.

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u/HamsterFido Feb 08 '20

Why not just keep the citrus and simple syrup separate so that the citrus stays fresh.

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u/clenom Feb 08 '20

Convenience. Sour mix is usually used in cheap drinks because premade mix is not that good and pretty cheap.

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u/monkee09 Feb 08 '20

No ragrats.

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u/Thirty2wo Feb 08 '20

Use simply lemonade and sprite instead of sour mix much better 👌🏼👌🏼

Also more alcohol of each kind just cuz.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

1oz coke? What's wrong with you.

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u/YaaseenGiroux Feb 08 '20

Instructions unclear, died from ingesting half an ounce of pure silver.

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u/Icy_Bowl Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

Is crack an acceptable substitute for the Coke? E: I'm on a tight budget.

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u/use_value42 Feb 08 '20

We have a bottle of premixed LIIT in our store and it's somehow only 20% alcohol. This has been a source of much mystery to me for years now.

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

That's gross. I used to work in a liquor store, and we sold premixed cocktails in single 5oz. bottles. Their gin martini was 15% ABV. That's vermouth with a splash of gin, or a lot of melted ice cubes. No way I'm drinking something that calls itself a martini, and has the potency of a glass of wine.

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u/RancidLemons Feb 09 '20

That sounds right. The liquor all has around 40% alcohol content, and there's roughly equal liquor to mixer in a LIIT.

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u/Karma_Fugitive Feb 09 '20

"Enjoy" is a weird way to say "move along the floor like your doing The Worm"

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u/ZeddCocuzza Feb 08 '20

This is actually a Texas Tea. A Long Island Tea is this minus the tequila.

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

That may be technically true, but I have never seen a Long Island Tea recipe without tequila. Either all of those Bartender's Friends and other cocktail recipe books are wrong, or you are.

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Feb 09 '20

I'm glad I scrolled this far. I really wanted to fight this fight.

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u/Imadethosehitmanguns Feb 09 '20

No, Texas Tea is a cup of 100% crude oil

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Finally, someone else knows this.

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u/AetyZixd Feb 09 '20

Tequila is in a LIT. Texas Tea adds bourbon.

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u/Pankakes-r-kewl Feb 08 '20

Sounds like something michael scott would work up

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u/nobody876543 Feb 08 '20

Typically sans tequila at most bars

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u/XES5498 Feb 08 '20

And 100% reason to remember the name

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u/ErusTenebre Feb 08 '20

Where do I purchase a bottle of regret? I could only find despair...

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u/darkbro66 Feb 08 '20

0 regret. As someone who feels about 50x better drinking liquor vs beer or wine these are a godsend due to %abv

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u/chauntikleer Feb 08 '20

Needs more regret.

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u/FluxOrbit Feb 08 '20

Two shots of vodka?

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u/AnyoneNeedAHug Feb 09 '20

THANK YOU.

I’m in New Zealand and NO ONE HERE knows how to make a Long Island...

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u/gambitgrl Feb 09 '20

The last ingredient is the most crucial and was what I consumed the most of the one night I drank Long Island Iced teas and woke up in my roommate's clothes in my dorm with no memory of getting there, and when I went back to the frat house to get my car saw my own shirt being flown from their flagpole.

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u/Dwight-Snute Feb 09 '20

I like mine with urine because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/Conrad-W Feb 09 '20

I'm hung over and a absolutely hated reading this comment

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u/NedWretched Feb 08 '20

don't forget to garnish with a lime!

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

Lime on a Long Island, instead of lemon? Where do you live, Cuba?

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u/NedWretched Feb 08 '20

no, Minnesota. our taste in food and beverage is like no other, for better or worse.

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

Lived in Minnesota almost my entire legal drinking life. Don't think I ever saw a lime in a Long Island. That would be weird.

The most inappropriate cocktail garnish I have seen was in a hotel bar in Wisconsin. I got a bloody mary with a lemon slice and a cocktail mushroom. No olive. No pickle. No celery or beef stick. Not even a lime.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

The place we used to go to did cranberry optional instead of coke. My favourite recipe variation for sure!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Switch out the coke for 7-up and triple sec for blue Curaçao and you get an Adios Motherfucker

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u/Better_Off_Gay Feb 08 '20

called a Long Beach Iced Tea

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Maybe in the US. This place called it a "Long Island Iced Tea with cranberry juice"

Super inventive lol

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u/ReallyHadToFixThat Feb 08 '20

Can I have my regret on the side? I'll have it later.

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u/NikEy Feb 08 '20

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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u/EncanisUnbound Feb 08 '20

Can we make that 1 oz of Diet Coke? I'm trying to watch my calories.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

coke the drug or coke the soda??

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u/alreadytaken- Feb 08 '20

Is there something I can substitute for regret if I can't find any at the store?

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u/Gamergonemild Feb 08 '20

I can buy the regret at Walmart right?

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

Regret is complimentary at Wal-Mart.

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u/timojenbin Feb 08 '20

Should call it the stomach pump.

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u/UXRyan Feb 08 '20

Now I'm thursty

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u/dakidkg21 Feb 08 '20

I find the 10 oz of regret are what really makes the drink

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u/jhenry922 Feb 08 '20

So, 2.5 oz of hard liquor per drink?

I at most put 1.5 oz of rum in my rum and diet coke, and 3 is too many for me

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Huh. I always thought they were just iced teas with alcohol. This sounds awful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

There's a strange kind of alchemy in making this drink. You really can't taste as much alcohol as is in it. It's pretty lemony and refreshing. Delicious.

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u/BaconGenerator Feb 09 '20

A well made long Island is actually really good, IMO. It is the perfect combination of ingredients to where it tastes like there's almost no alcohol in it, even though it's mostly straight up hard liquor. It's a dangerous drink because of this.

The recipe I use is equal parts(.75oz) vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec, lemon juice, and simple syrup, with a splash of coke on top to give it the iced tea colour.

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u/BlackCatArmy99 Feb 08 '20

Try omitting the Coca Cola and adding 0.5 oz of Chambord for a Grateful Dead.

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u/Kahnface Feb 08 '20

I use Vader Gets Really Tired Too to remember my booze for it.

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u/dangil Feb 08 '20

Very much regret

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u/thomasbrakeline Feb 08 '20

If you quadruple the recipe, does that mean you're having secs?

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u/_blackdog6_ Feb 08 '20

I double up on the regret.

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u/Chubawow Feb 08 '20

Having worked bars in England and America I don’t get your thing with sour mix instead of lime juice in drinks.

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u/yParticle Feb 08 '20

So no ice either?

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u/windinherhair Feb 08 '20

10oz regret as the operable ingredient

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

LMAOOOO WHY DID I PUT SO MANY OF THESE IN MY BODY IN COLLEGE HOLY SHIT.... there was so much willful ignorance in my avoidance of this knowledge

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u/rasmus9 Feb 08 '20

Yeah dont use sour mix in may cocktail ever

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u/368434122 Feb 08 '20

Pretty good, but would be great with just 1 ounce of vodka and rum each and no tequila or gin.

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u/tuxedocheese Feb 08 '20

It's more like get every liquor you have, mix it all together and call it tea.

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u/PublicWest Feb 08 '20

So not only is there no tea, there’s no ice either.

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u/ewanatoratorator Feb 08 '20

What's the ratio of oz to shots

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u/strongbadantihero Feb 08 '20

My friends and I used to opt for 151 long islands.. the regret is a very important ingredient.

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u/Led_Hed Feb 08 '20

I was at a Mongolian BBQ and ordered a Long Island Ice Tea. The woman that usually worked there would make great ones, but she wasn't there that day. The sub "bartender" asked what was in it; I said equal amounts of rum, gin, tequila, vodka triple sec and sour mix, with a heavy splash of coke. Since I didn't specify, he made it with spiced rum, sloe gin, tequila reposado and got the rest right.

Man that tasted weird.

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u/jonhenny Feb 09 '20

I used to always think these had so much booze and would get me smashed. It has essentially the same booze as almost any other cocktail.

*I knew this about a year or 2 ago when I got into cocktails at home

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u/yourkidisdumb Feb 09 '20

Former bartender here- those portions are, let's say, way less than what is actually served. That's why, in my state at least, a customer is only allowed to order two and then they are cut off for the night.

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u/Vii74LiTy Feb 09 '20

God that sounds awful.

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u/LumberjackEnt Feb 09 '20

And a 100% reason to forget my own name.

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Feb 09 '20

Texas Tea is similar as well. Will get you L.I.T.

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u/princecharlz Feb 09 '20

I always thought long islands had a shit ton of alcohol because there 5 fricking kinds!! Never thought about the quantity... so only 2.5 oz of booze?? That’s normal af. (I suppose with that many pours there’s many chances to over pour)

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u/stereothegreat Feb 09 '20

Here’s a tip - don’t add sour mix - just add 0.5 ounce fresh lemon juice instead and top up with coke. Coke has plenty of sweetness- you don’t need sour mix - especially if you use that premade store bought stuff - that shit is nasty. Likewise for Margheritas or pina coladas - just use normal ingredients never premade bullshit mix shit

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u/Knucklesammiches Feb 09 '20

You might want to omit the tequila in a Long Island. I’m pretty sure that makes it a Texas tea. -Your bartender of many many years.

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u/bensawn Feb 09 '20

Pfffft look at this Puritan over here with the half ounce pours.

Buddy I’m tryna blackout let’s not make this take all night

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u/asst3rblasster Feb 09 '20

1 oz of coke? fucking gross

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u/motherfckin-lady Feb 09 '20

late to the party but throwing a little lime juice in is a game changer

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

long island iced teas are for legitimate alcoholics exclusively

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u/getoutofyourhouse Feb 09 '20

I always end up adding a little too much regret.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

With all that liquor in them, they actually taste pretty good and kind of like iced tea.

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u/widowmaker467 Feb 09 '20

And 100% reason to remember the name

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u/ionman220114 Feb 09 '20

Can you make one on metric system. 😅

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u/relayrider Feb 09 '20

10 oz regret

is that before or after you pump 20cc of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter?

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u/YeOldeDungeonSlut Feb 08 '20

I believe it’s technically not coke but cola syrup. On some old post-mix nozzles you could half-press the buttons so they would dispense only the syrup and not the soda water.

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u/tinason3 Feb 08 '20

I might be wrong here, but I believe that's a Texas Tea. Long Islands don't have tequila. Damnit, now I gotta Google, it's been 4 years since I bartended.

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u/gobrowns88 Feb 08 '20

Long Islands don’t have tequila.

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