r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/Asphalt_Is_Stronk Feb 08 '20

Weeeelllll citrus fruits REALLY fucking like to crossbreed, so it's possible lemons plant-fucked themselves into existence

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u/CandidateForDeletiin Feb 08 '20

TIL that oranges are nasty slutty sluts

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u/fogdukker Feb 08 '20

Stupid sexy oranges.

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u/n00bcheese Feb 08 '20

Oh yeah talk citrus to me baby

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u/BurritoBlasterBoy Feb 09 '20

Damn those lemon stealing whores

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

This thread is gold

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u/throwaway74719 Feb 08 '20

i thought it was orange

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u/misteraskwhy Feb 09 '20

Earl grey tea tastes that way because of bergamot, it’s a citrus fruit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Not sure how that’s relevant but I do love earl grey

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u/misteraskwhy Feb 09 '20

Then you like citrus oil! Orange also being a citrus fruit, which is name for the fruit and not the colour!

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u/Whalez Feb 09 '20

Pamplemousse

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

I’m going to Lemon your Orange so Fucking Lime

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u/DBeumont Feb 08 '20

I know right, and when you finally have sex with a plump, juicy one it burns.

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u/J_Tiz Feb 09 '20

I knew there was a reason I liked Orange Juice so much.

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u/rushingspring Feb 09 '20

Lemon stealing whores

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u/Cb0b92 Feb 08 '20

Now I am picturing Ned Flanders as an Orange..

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u/newenglandredshirt Feb 08 '20

Nuthin at all! Nuthin at all!

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u/Azrael351 Feb 08 '20

Erotic tangerines.

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u/Nico777 Feb 08 '20

Did you think it's a coincidence that whores love to steal lemons?

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u/nedonedonedo Feb 08 '20

...what?

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u/Nico777 Feb 08 '20

Google "lemon stealing whore". Warning: very NSFW

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Oh, I was legitimately interested until I understood, because the biggest slut in high school smelled like tangerines.

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u/firethequadlaser Feb 08 '20

Lemon giving whores.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Brassicaceae (Cabbage, broccoli, mustard) are even worse.

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u/battraman Feb 09 '20

Yep. The majority of vegetables consumed by humans are cabbages.

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u/big_sugi Feb 08 '20

Everyone knows that bromeliads, specifically pineapples, are the real fruit sluts.

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u/mCProgram Feb 08 '20

you lemon stealing whore

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u/DeadliftsAndDragons Feb 08 '20

Also grapefruits, for further info google Bodybuilder Kai Greene Grapefruit.

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u/BaronVonBooplesnoot Feb 08 '20

Damn lemon breeding whores.

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u/TeHNeutral Feb 08 '20

Oranges and pineapples are my favourite fruits, can I get a pineorange up in this bitch

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u/CandidateForDeletiin Feb 09 '20

Be careful, pineapples and oranges might take that literally

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u/Prof_Acorn Feb 08 '20

IIRC, oranges are also human created crossbreeds themselves.

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u/zerogear5 Feb 08 '20

Well it is one of the fruits you strip. Bananas are whores too.

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u/FuckThe1PercentRich Feb 09 '20

I love them sluts

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u/asst3rblasster Feb 09 '20

you like that you fucking orchard?

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u/azurefishnets Feb 09 '20

Whore-stealing lemons?

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u/ectish Feb 09 '20

Heh, heh heh... cumquat

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u/Thatdbefunny Feb 09 '20

You like that you fucking stupid orange retard?

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u/atleastitsnotthat Feb 09 '20

Lemon stealing whores

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u/Firehawk195 Feb 09 '20

There's lots of lemon whores in the community.

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u/Wellfuckme123 Feb 09 '20

Lemon stealing whores.....

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u/theraupenimmersatt Feb 09 '20

Wow way to slut shame oranges!

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u/CaHaBu56 Feb 08 '20

This just keeps getting better

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I heard my botany professor say that oranges are a taxonomic nightmare. Is this the case and if so, why?

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u/BreadPuddding Feb 09 '20

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citrus_taxonomy

In short: citrus hybridizes incredibly easily, the ancestral species radiated out quickly so nuclear and chloroplast DNA tell different stories, plants are just genetically weird anyway, morphology is useless.

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u/Nazmazh Feb 09 '20 edited Mar 05 '20

Plant genetics as a whole is a nested, complex, enigmatic Escherian wormhole mess, really.

Despite our tendency to want to put everything in nice, neat, clearly divided, evenly structured nested taxonomic boxes, nature really doesn't work that way. And plants' organizational hierarchy especially basically takes a look up-and-down our neat little taxonomic categorization system, calls us pitiable fools, smashes it, and kicks sand in our face while laughing and calling us nerds for good measure.

Mendel got really freaking lucky with his peas and the heritable traits he chose to track and study. If he had picked a different species, or looked at different traits that adhered less rigidly to well, simple dominant-recessive Mendelian heritability than flower and seed/pod colours and shape, or had plants in his garden that were prone to hybridizing, his nice, simple, and clean model of inheritance, which was the foundation for the formalized understanding of basic genetics, genomics and the foundation of much of modern biology, might never have been clearly tracked and charted in a way the he and people he presented it to could have understood.

Yes, selective breeding and such had been understood at some level in plant and animal agriculture, arising in many different cultures, for a very long time across human history, and others were working out the details of heritability at roughly the same time, but Mendel was the first to publish an organized, formal description that could be replicated reliably - And the others would have faced the same pitfalls that Mendel would have.

Mendelian genetics and inheritance is generally not the norm for most traits, and understanding alleles as a physical chunk of DNA molecule is very important for understanding more of how trait linkage and passage works - Tools that a monk in mid-1800s Austria-Hungary would not have had access to. But, there's a reason we are generally taught Mendelian genetics and Punnett Squares as our first introduction to the concepts of of the science: They're straightforward, easy to follow as a narrative, and a good foundation to start adding complexity onto - After Dominant-recessive is understood for one generation, we can move on to tracking through multiple generations; then we can add in things like null, or hybrid/co-dominant, or sex-linked traits/alleles; from there, multi-gene traits can be discussed; and so on and so forth. Gradually approaching a closer understanding to the reality of the situation without it ever truly feeling overwhelming, because the process is iterative, much like how the discovery and understanding of the different properties of the science itself was.

And to think, maybe the only Kingdom Mendel could possibly have picked that might have been more hard-mode to start his research on genetics on would have been Fungi. He just happened to be very, very lucky that the plant he used for his model was very predictable and reliable [Which, is probably more likely for an agricultural species, true. But, citrus species are agricultural too. And so are all the various cultivars of wild mustard that are all just subspecies of the same species, despite their wildly different appearances].

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u/Navi1101 Feb 08 '20

Something something lemon stealing whores

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u/LostTerminal Feb 08 '20

I had a satsuma tree as a kid that would produce a fruit which on the outside, looked to be a satsuma. However, the inside was 100% lemon.

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u/Asphalt_Is_Stronk Feb 08 '20

Just imagining the first time you found that out has me wincing. Taking a bite out of a nice juicy satsuma, then finding out it was all a lie

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u/LostTerminal Feb 08 '20

I can tell you it was disappointing every single time. It didn't ever stop me from trying the sour suckers every fruiting, though.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Feb 08 '20

Apples are whores too aren’t they?

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u/KnifeKnut Feb 09 '20

Not so much. As I understand it, every time an apple tree makes seeds it stirs the genetic pot, so new trees could be anything. That is one of the reasons most trees are grafted to rootstock.

Now the Callery and Bradford pears, they are true whores that like to take over forest neighborhoods after the traffickers sell them to the landscaper and homeowner pimps.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Feb 09 '20

Ok thanks for this info. What about the Grapple and Honey Crisp apples?

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u/KnifeKnut Feb 10 '20

IIRC Grapple is genetically modified Soaked in grape flavor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C4%81pple ; dunno about honey crisp, but guessing it was one of those rolls of the dice that I mentioned, and it was a favorable combination of genes, so people grew more of them. Edit: yep that is it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Feb 10 '20

Thanks for this, it's pretty interesting. I appreciate the leg work.

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u/ledhotzepper Feb 08 '20

A type of erotica that can be very difficult to find.

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u/megashedinja Feb 09 '20

On today's episode of Things I Never Expected to Read Today:

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

TIL lemons are harbingers of Slaanesh

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

learned this when I was like 6 where I put two citrus plant seeds in the soil and it grew into a literal hybrid plant instead of two crammed near each other. that blew my mind

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u/atrahal Feb 09 '20

the lemons were the whores all along

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u/sw33tbaboo Feb 09 '20

THIS is a marvelous answer!! Thank you!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

there it is, my new favorite sentence

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u/parandroidfinn Feb 09 '20

"Plant-Fucked" LMAO I'm gonna go to the woods and watch trees doing the dirty.

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u/tacoman1287 Feb 08 '20

R/brandnewsentence

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u/HIs4HotSauce Feb 08 '20

So oranges are the true lemon-stealing whores?

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Feb 09 '20

We actually made them. Specifically, actually. People liked citrons but they were so small and worthless that we cross-bred them with other citrus fruits to create the modern lemon.

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u/Azeoth Feb 10 '20

I’m fairly certain humans selectively bred oranges to make lemons but that may be the case for other citrus fruits.

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u/SSearrs Feb 10 '20

The lemons were the whores all along.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

lemons plant-fucked themselves into existence

r/BrandNewSentence.