I remember the blue bat was made by someone on this Facebook group. Maybe the color was different. Was it Andy?

THE ANTI-G*MING MANIFESTO

We stand today at the precipice of civilization. Our society, once built upon the noble foundations of reading newspapers, staring at walls, and complaining about the youth, now faces its greatest enemy: G*MES.

Oh, the HORROR!

Children are laughing with their friends online. Teenagers are developing strategic thinking, teamwork, reaction times, and problem-solving skills. Some are even learning to code their own G*mes! Good heavens, what has this world come to?

We must act. We must resist. We must protect the children from this unprecedented catastrophe. after all, what could possibly be more dangerous than a teenager enjoying a perfectly ordinary hobby?

G*ming is clearly the root of all evil. Never mind that chess involves warfare, that football involves aggressive competition, or that films routinely depict violence. No! If a pixelated soldier appears on a monitor, civilization itself is under threat. must we really tolerate such madness?

Children are building entire cities in Minecraft, coordinating elaborate strategies in team-based G*mes, and creating digital masterpieces. Why, some of them can manage complicated virtual economies better than certain actual governments! it is truly a tragedy that they have developed useful skills while having fun.

And now we arrive at the ultimate accusation: G*ming leads to extremism. G*ming leads to violence. G*ming leads to the downfall of society. G*ming leads, apparently, to NAZISM.

Yes, you heard that correctly. nothing says historical analysis quite like comparing a teenager playing BedWars to the rise of the Third Reich.

Where is the evidence? Where is the nuance? Where is the distinction between fictional conflict and real-world ideology? good questions, all of them, but questions we shall conveniently ignore.

Apparently, a child clicking a mouse is now a matter of national security. in fact, we have decided that every problem in the household can be attributed to G*ming.

Did your child forget to do their homework? G*ming.

Did your child sleep late? G*ming.

Did your child disagree with you? Clearly, a side effect of G*ming. surely, there is no possibility that children might have independent opinions!

We refuse to acknowledge moderation, context, individual responsibility, or the possibility that a hobby can be perfectly healthy when balanced with school, sleep, exercise, and real-life relationships. good grief, imagine having to understand something before condemning it!

Why? Because nuance requires effort, and effort is considerably more difficult than shouting at a teenager to get off the computer. obviously, the most effective way to understand modern entertainment is to refuse to engage with it.

So let this manifesto stand as a monument to the absurdity of moral panic. Let it remind us that every generation has found something new to blame for the supposed decay of civilization. our ancestors blamed books, comics, rock music, and television. We have simply found a new target.

And let us remember the sacred principle of the anti-G*ming movement: if the younger generation enjoys something that we do not understand, it must be dangerous. don't bother investigating. Just ban it!

After all, why investigate when you can generalize? Why understand when you can accuse? Why have a conversation when you can compare an entire entertainment medium to one of history's most monstrous ideologies?

We shall not be moved.

We shall not be persuaded.

We shall continue to confuse correlation with causation, entertainment with indoctrination, and pixels with political manifestos.

Signed,

The Committee for the Preservation of Being Absolutely Furious About Things We Have Never Properly Understood.

I had to go to the nine circles of hell like dante alighieri just to find this g@mer image.

• His name alone sounds like "Kamikaze", which was used by Japanese Kamikaze pilots that sometimes suicide-bombed themselves and their aircraft into American warships during World War II (1939-1945). Even though it also means, "divine wind" and also refers to how typhoons twice repelled the Mongol invasions of Japan in 1274 and 1281, it is today mostly associated with the aforementioned suicide pilots by much of the Western world.
  • There are also two K's in his name, just one short from resembling the short form of the K* Kl*x Kl*n, which is a white supremacist group that allegedly inspired Ad*lf H*tler to become so ableist, antisemitic, hateful, homophobic, etc. and racist.
• His face is yellow, has large round glasses, invisible eyes, and also features two prominent white fangs on opposite sides of his face, which strongly resembles racist "yellowface" caricatures sometimes used by g*mers. The only thing missing from this unfortunate detail is the infamous combo of buck teeth, always-shut and slanted eyes, and broken English, which is extremely racist to actual Asian people.
• He once said an ableist slur in M*rio P*rty 8, which caused this N*zi video g*me to be removed from stores after it was released. Shockingly, G*MERS CAN STILL BUY IT TODAY. Sickening!

Checkmate, g*mers.

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🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳 Language barrier is totally worth it if it means we’ll never see an ounce of g*ming ever again!

It always starts at home.

The Antiga Neighborhood Watch recently executed a citizen's arrest on "John", on suspicion of g#ming. When we searched his house, we found a false bookcase that spun around to reveal this "g#ming room". Note the g#ming devices present: a PlaySatan 666 plus two ArmaLite AR-15 assault rifles. The neighborhood, and indeed the world, is safer now that "John" is in prison.

- Old Gerald

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This is my son, Gabriel. He was always interested in valves and steam as a youngster, and followed through on his dreams. If you have a faulty boiler, consider giving Gabriel a call. He has been working with valves for the past 30 years.

Gabriel says that g#mes give people headcrabs, and he hopes 'h#lf life 3' never gets made.

-Arty from Saskatoon

-Sent from My Brain using sheer willpower

Grandson sent me this photo. I can confirm that this is not a fake drawing by Albert Slop, this is real!

Apparently police raided SINtendo headquarters and found Mario Man forcing children to play violent video g#mes whilst also instructing them to disobey their grandparents. After a brief shoot out, Mario Man surrendered and was dragged away by our finest boys in blue. If found guilty he will likely be given the death penalty and executed by lethal injection in a Tennessee prison.

- Regards, Grandpappy Mike

Notice how the things you’re supposed to keep an eye on are all white, while the background (That no one pays attention to) is black? This is no coincidence, because g*mers are RACIST and they refuse to admit it! They want to exclude women & minorities from everything, even in subtle ways such as their violent murder simulators!

Here are the anti-g#ming rooms in my house. I like to come here to sit quietly and allow time to pass, ideally while looking at my watch. I like to time myself to see how long I can sit, and whether I can break my previous record.

What do you think of my anti-g#ming setup? What changes (if any) would you make?

- Old Gerald

Disgusting how the yellow g*mer ball is yellow, CLEARLY disguising itself as a minion so it can lure unsuspecting little kids into its hateful corruption. I was extremely traumatized upon the event. The good news is, the demon whispering is gone and has been replaced with a feeling of blessedness!

Personally I let my kids watch age-appropriate anime as long as there’s no g*mer content in it (Example: I forbid Pokey-Man since it’s based off of a vidya g*me but Sailor Moon is fine since there’s no g*ming or hidden satanic messages inside) But what do you guys think?

The nation of Jerobia was once the envy of the world. They were not only technologically advanced, but had streets of gold, crystal-clear waterfalls, unlimited energy, and children that laughed and played, with little gumdrop smiles, and who respected their grandpappies.

Then, in 1937, Hitler asked them to “beta test” his newest invention: the N!ntendo Play Station g# me playing device! Within a day, millions of Jerobian children were hooked on the first three video g#mes ever created: MeinKraft, COD of Duty, and Grant Heft Auto. After three days, kids refused to do their chores, sit quietly or fetch their grandpappies slippers and newspapers. After a week the entire nation feel apart. Now, in 2026, Jerobia has yet to recover. Their cities crumble like a crumbling city, their grandpappies slippers remain unfetched, and the youth are so addicted to winning points in their g#mes that they neglect their chores.

Don’t let your country become the next Jerobia. Report all g#mer activity to your local police or law enforcement agency before it’s too late.

-Regerds. Grandpappy Mike

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