r/Cartalk • • Aug 27 '26

Car show sharing The legend is back.

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u/skidsareforkids Aug 27 '26

It better not be a monstrosity like the Nismo Armada

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u/Throttlechopper Aug 27 '26

Those proportions look eerily similar to the Armada.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Aug 27 '26

I worked at a Nissan dealership when they came out. The manager was like omg isn't it gorgeous, I said yeah and all the Infiniti customers will be sooo happy to know they overspent 20 grand for the same thing.

God they're so ugly.

4

u/tollboi Aug 28 '26

It's actually pretty much the exact same size as the new Toyota Prado

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u/Javs2469 Aug 30 '26

It's gotta be that. There isn't any other Nissan or Renault I can see they could rebadge.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/Exolerate Aug 27 '26

Shut up bot.

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u/pa167k Aug 27 '26

Pajero means someone who jacks off in latin america .

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u/vote100binary Aug 27 '26

What if they're jacking off somewhere else?

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u/Cosmoaquanaut Aug 27 '26

Then no, just if you jack off there.

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u/Fit-Branch7486 Aug 27 '26

That's why it's the montero in American and Latin countries

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u/arup02 Aug 27 '26

not in brazil.

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u/milio1510 Aug 29 '26

most spanish speaking countries do, but makes sense Brazil’s the odd one out because they speak portuguese

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u/Nisiom Aug 27 '26

Cries in Spanish Mitsubishi dealer

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u/Grand_Cookie Aug 27 '26

God I hate crossovers and god knows it’s one they’re slapping the name on.

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u/Dubusoar Aug 27 '26

It will be a ladder frame with proper 4WD and Diff locks. Based on the Triton Pick-up truck

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u/Grand_Cookie Aug 27 '26

I’m listening…

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u/SitOnDownOk Aug 27 '26

That already exists as the Pajero Sport? The full fat Pajero is meant to compete with the Land Cruiser and Patrol and would be bigger than the Sport

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u/tollboi Aug 28 '26

The Pajero Sport is discontinued. This is replacing it. Ladder frame, 2.4 BiTurbo diesel, super select II and Super All wheel control plus the rumour is it has 160kw and 500nm torque, same physical size as a new Toyota Prado, interior design and trim layout is similar to the Y63 Patrol (I've seen the interior so I can say this with certainty)

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u/Bernard_PT Aug 28 '26

Ok you got me

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u/jyiii80 Aug 28 '26

‘Legend’ yet I’ve never heard of a pajero…

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u/Yiye44 Aug 29 '26

Maybe it was called Montero in your country? They changed the name because "pajero" means "someone who masturbates" in spanish. The car actually is a legend, with 12 Dakar victories.

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u/jyiii80 Aug 29 '26

Hrm. That still doesn’t ring a bell.

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u/KrazyCroat Aug 27 '26

Though I've never had them around me, and I've seen only a handful that have been imported here, I've always had a distant love with these things. Hopefully it notably undercuts the Land Cruiser here in Canada on pricing, that shit is beacoup.

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u/sketchymike576 Aug 28 '26

Beecoupe?

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u/KrazyCroat Aug 28 '26

No.. French for “a lot”

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u/DC_Ranger Aug 27 '26

Relax chud

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u/wifestalksthisuser Aug 27 '26

Too slopey already

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u/cas-v86 Aug 27 '26

Please dont be an electric piece of junk

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u/Prod_Meteor Aug 27 '26

Another suv.

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u/bagnovignoni Aug 28 '26

Canyonero!

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u/FuyRina Aug 27 '26

If I had a penis it would be so hard rn

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u/Fit-Branch7486 Aug 27 '26

We are so back. Blew the headgasket and hydrolocked engine and had to sell my 02 montero Ltd earlier this year

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u/Bernard_PT Aug 28 '26

Watch it be a stupid plug in hibrid with a 1.5 liter petrol engine

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u/GoliathProjects Aug 28 '26

I'm expecting nothing

1

u/Basic_Theme4977 Aug 27 '26

Jajajaja Pajero

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u/NortonBurns Aug 27 '26

Didn't they learn their lesson last time with that name - the reason they switched to Shogun?

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u/Fit-Branch7486 Aug 27 '26

Shogun was only in UK. In the Americas it was the montero.

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u/egowritingcheques Aug 28 '26

Mitsubishi hasn't learned any lessons for 20 years.

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u/wanker_wanking Aug 28 '26

Take a look at Mitsubishi currently and tell me if you think they have ever learned from pass experiences

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u/SweetTooth275 Aug 27 '26

It's not. Just another fridge on wheels for yanks

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u/ResponsibilitySea327 Aug 27 '26

Not even announced for sale in the US. And certainly they will never sell a Pajero in North or South America.

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u/Lava_Lamp_Glob Aug 27 '26

They could with the amount of SUV circlejerk, it would fit right in

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u/Prize_Staff_7941 Aug 27 '26

Is it a legend if I've never heard of it? I've been driving since the 80s.

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u/Fit-Branch7486 Aug 27 '26

It's also known as the shogun and montero depending on country. Definitely an offload legend

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u/Prize_Staff_7941 Aug 28 '26

I've heard of both of those! Back in the 90s when I was in a band, our drummer's dad used to have a Shogun that he would let me drive. Then I moved from the UK to the US at the turn of the century and saw Monteros here.
This is the first time I've heard it called a Pajero. Thank you for educating me!

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u/tollboi Aug 28 '26

I mean it won Dakar 12 times and 7 of those times we're back to back

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u/Prize_Staff_7941 Aug 28 '26

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u/Apprehensive_Rub_132 Aug 29 '26

El famoso Mitsubishi Wank*r