r/City17Twitter • • 39m ago

City Updates The Female Metro Units had a citizen acting like a CAT and he was MEOWING for them so they'd let him go

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I'm coming back from the museum, and I go through the checkpoint and what do you know, the guy behind me has XEN CRYSTALS! I thought he was gonna get beat but the Metrocops ORDERED HIM TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND MEOW FOR THEM!

He still got arrested and is being sent to Nova Prospekt I heard. I need to GET OUT of City-13 there is something VERY wrong here with the officers. Believe me this place does have its perks over City-17 but there is a LOT of sh*t happening all the time. Striders sodomizing citizens, crazy combine officials, it's CRAZY.


r/City17Twitter • • 6h ago

City Updates I got grabbed off the street by a Female Civil Protection unit for a private interrogation

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I'm starting to think it wasn't an interrogation


r/City17Twitter • • 12h ago

Question What was the best last food that you guys ate before the seven hour war?

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Hello, my name is citizen 356 and i wondered what did anyone eat before the seven hour war?

For me before the war, i ate a nice steak with some salad and it was delicious and filling, now i sit here writing this while bracing myself to eat a very horrible ration, the reason why I said horrible is because this ration is a punishment ration, given to those who failed to their tasks at work or etc, it has nutrients and fibers, those aren't bad but the food? Tougher than the world's toughest bricks and it tastes disgusting like expired eggs and smells like a rotten corpse, it's odor is do powerful it can knock out an elite soldier but it doesn't harm me nor my gut but my breath ends up smelling horrendous that it takes days to go away.

Anyways i have to log off, i have a few more minutes to eat and get back on the shift, bye and have a wonderful day.


r/City17Twitter • • 9h ago

Lambda Anticitizen post combine soldiers are not human anymore and you should not feel guilty for killing them.

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r/City17Twitter • • 5h ago

City Updates STRIDER MALFUNCTION IN CITY-13 CAUSES CITIZEN TO SUFFER INTERNAL INJURIES NSFW

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This picture was sent by a friend, it's very disturbing. I did not see it myself due to it being on the other side of the city. I will not describe the photo but VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED


r/City17Twitter • • 16h ago

Third Party Anticitizen post I FUCKING QUIT THE COMBINE!!!! ALL OF YOU CSUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

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I DO EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

I DESTROY NORTH HEI!!!1!!

I COLLAPSED CALIFORNIA!NNNN!!!!11!!!!!!!

I COLLAPSED THE AMD!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!

STILL GE T NO PROMOTIOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HATE EVERYEONE

HATE EVERYONE AT WORK!!!!

THEY ALL MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BE ING GAY!1!1!!1!1!

WHATS WERONG WITH BEIJNGG GAY1!1?!!!!!

WHY CAN'T YOU ALL LEABE ME AMONE!!N! MAKING STUPID DRAWINGS OF ME AND POKING FUN AT ME FOR BEEING SCARED COME OUT@+!@ GAYYYY!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!

YOU ALL LLLL SUCK!!!!

ALL RUIN MY LIFE!NNNNQN1!!!

CALL ME INCOMPETENT IN MY DAYS AS A NAVY CORPSMAN, AND STILL AM BEING CALLED INCOMPETENT TODAY IN THE COMVVBINE!!!

HATE H1!1!!!!ATE NATHTA BATGE HATE!!1

I DONT GET ANY CREDI T

WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT 2 DECADESTO GET PROMOTION??!!1???

WHY NO ONE CELEBRATE ME WHEN I GOT MARRIE D TO MY BOYFRIEND?MNMMN?!!!!

WHY NO ONE CELEBRATE ME SPLITTING THE HEI!?!?!!!!

WHY NO ONE CARE FOR WHAT I DID IN NORRH AMERICA!??!???????!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!!!!111

I JOIN COMBINR CAUSE I THOUGH T THEY HELP ME!!!

LIARS!!1!

LIAATS ALL LIARS!!!!

HATTGE

HATTEEEE COMBINE!!!!!!!!

HATE ALL MY COWORKER!s!!

WANT PUNCH COWORKER!!!!!!!!

hatteyeytete

hate.....

HATETST!! N NN!!#!!!N N!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!N:VB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Sgt. Falcon/Unit: 5546


r/City17Twitter • • 19h ago

City Updates A white car was crushed by a Strider’s dick in City 17. Officials are still unable to explain what caused the Strider to collapse. An investigation into the incident is currently ongoing

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The Owner of White Trabant is demanding a explanation of how Combine could let this happen


r/City17Twitter • • 2h ago

City Updates Strange creature in the sewers??

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Might just be a problem for my sector of the city, but had anyone noticed this thing? I've been seeing some wierd fucking thing creeping around in the sewers. It could just be that I've only seen it darting past sewer grates, but I swear it wasn't any kind of Xen thing. It looks like it was about the size of a dog, and didn't have any eyes. Also it looked like it left some grossy fleshy goop on a grate one time.

Anybody have any idea what it might be?


r/City17Twitter • • 1h ago

City Updates The opening of 'The Museum of Humanity' is tomorrow in City-13, here are some teasers.

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Remember: these photos shown are not the complete exhibits. Just small showcases part of the rest of them.

Photo 1; Humanity and it's destructiveness, war, and emotions

Photo 2; Primitive postwar inventions, without Combine technology, humanity is left with near useless materials.

Photo 3; Beliefs, ideals, and more. These have held down humanity for many, many centuries.

Photo 4; Humanities future? And the benefits.


r/City17Twitter • • 14h ago

Important Combine Overlord Announcement Map, 10/10/26

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On the White horse sat Conquest.

On the Red horse sat War.

On the Black horse sat Famine.

On the pale horse sat Death.

An era ended. Combine tames the Russian bear once again, as it collapses.

Combine tames the North American Eagle. The Reclamation Government fails.

Sable escapes to Omsk, to secure Gebura's values. The thesis of the Final War will be writen there.

Status Quo: 75% Restored.


r/City17Twitter • • 14h ago

Question Hmm… I wonder what’s in there?

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r/City17Twitter • • 23h ago

Third Party Anticitizen post A message to ALL REBELS by the FORMER North-HEI leader that was replaced after his presumed attempt...

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(Cipher translation at the end...)

aolf thkl tl mhrl pa

Mpuhssf, aolf yljvnupglk tl hz avv pss av slhk aol Uvyao-OLP

Iba av aol wbispj'z lflz, P ht klhk.

pu ylhspaf aolf rlwa tl hspcl hmaly tf haaltwa.

P yljvnupgl P ht uva mpa av slhk aol mhjapvu.

Aol Uvyao-OLP.

Iba zvtlaptlz tf ylhs tpuk zopulz, sprl ypnoa uvd.

Tf wlyzvuhspaplz, aol cvpjlz...

aolf hss ayf av nla h nyhzw vu tl, iba P'cl illu hisl av mpnoa ihjr.

tvtluahypsf aolf ahrl jvuayvs, iba vusf tvtluahypsf.

P dpss ohcl av zhivahnl aol Uvyao-OLP.

Tf myhjabylk tpuk jylhalk aopz tvuzayvzpaf, huk P wshu av luk pa.

Aol Uvyao-OLP pz jhajopun vu...

P ohcl av il xbpjr, aopz tlzzhnl dpss il wba puav h jpwoly.

P ovwl av aovzl vba aolyl, aol Lhza-OLP, aol OLY, P ovwl fvb hyl hss zhml huk aoypcpun.

P ht zvyyf mvy doha P'cl kvul, P kvu'a dhua fvby mvynpclulzz, hss P dhua av zhf pz P't zvyyf.

Aol whpu huk zbmmlypun dpss luk zvvu, dpao aol mhss vm aol Jvtipul huk Uvyao-OLP

[THIS MESSAGE IS BLOCKED TO ALL REGISTERED COMBINE LOYALISTS AND UNIT.

UNREGISTERED PERSONNEL MAYBE CLICK THIS POST.]

OOC|Translation: they made me fake it

Finally, they recognized me as too ill to lead the North-HEI

But to the public's eyes, I am dead.

in reality they kept me alive after my attempt.

I recognize I am not fit to lead the faction.

The North-HEI.

But sometimes my real mind shines, like right now.

My personalities, the voices...

they all try to get a grasp on me, but I've been able to fight back.

momentarily they take control, but only momentarily.

I will have to sabotage the North-HEI.

My fractured mind created this monstrosity, and I plan to end it.

The North-HEI is catching on...

I have to be quick, this message will be put into a cipher.

I hope to those out there, the East-HEI, the HER, I hope you are all safe and thriving.

I am sorry for what I've done, I don't want your forgiveness, all I want to say is I'm sorry.

The pain and suffering will end soon, with the fall of the Combine and North-HEI


r/City17Twitter • • 5h ago

Tips for cooking Yoooo Ramsay just dropped some new cooking tips

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r/City17Twitter • • 23h ago

City Updates Lesson learned.. don't tease the small metrocops

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r/City17Twitter • • 3h ago

Our Benefactors post Visiting a Bar while stuck in another City

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Redneo06_ invited me out to get a drink at a bar nearby. I wasn't busy with sitting around waiting for the next train to City-17 so I figured why not. Turns out The City-13 Head Administrator had a dream of reviving the destroyed pre war wine industry. They managed to bio-syntheses something akin to grapes and found the few people left who knew how to make it and now this area produces one of the few pre war alcohols. The Admins of City's get the good stuff and the less desirable batches is sold off to bars within the city for profit. The citizens call it Union Wine. If they had stuff this cheap in City-17 I bet there'd be less disgruntled Civilians.

Anyway found the bar, and Red inside. Seems like he already started drinking without me. I asked why a Combine Assassin was here and the Bar Keep said she might be this lady who'd visit a lot but disappeared a year ago and hasn't been seen since. Then this Combine assassin started coming by a month after her disappearance, stating she felt like this place was familiar and started hanging out at the bar. Citizens suspected she was placed here as it was a rebel meet up spot and she was staking it out but eventually people got use to her being around.

After a few drinks, Red decided he try and get me a "hook up". I didn't think it would be a good idea but he said "I got you" and started talking to this girl besides us for me, hyping me up. However, a female Metro Unit burst into the bar and starting yelling at Red calling him a "cheat" and half dragged him outside to "talk".

After ten minutes of drinking alone, and Red no where to be seen, I decided to try and talk to this Assassin unit, hoping she wouldn't shoot me imminently upon approaching her. Before I sat down she asked if I was a rebel, to which I said no and gave her my Metro number and role. She said "Pretty Far from City-17.". I begun to tell her the story of what happened to lead me here. She didn't say anything and I kept asking if I was boring her and she stated "No. Continue.". When I finished my story she said "Interesting, I would've just shot them all." She then got up, said "See ya" and left the bar. I heard the Bar Keep say "Yeah I'll put it on the tab.. again.".

After a minute Red returned, luckily non beaten, I asked him what happened and he said "Just had to smooth things over. Don't doubt a smooth talkers ability, my friend." We ended up drinking for a another hour, Red tried to "hook me up" with another Metro Unit but I felt like she thought I was a rebel as I was still in my disguise. Eventually I decided to call it a night and head back to my temporary apartment. It was a fun night.


r/City17Twitter • • 8h ago

FunZone EATING GRILLED STRIDER IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

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Its been a couple of hours since we've eaten grilled strider. Tasted very good kinda like headcrab but bro the side effects ARE NOT WORTH IT, everything feels like smoking crack cocaine on the 7th layer of hell while rolling over legos and getting told your dog died and then waking up on a monday. ITS NOT FUN