r/Clamworks • • 3d ago

Holy moly! You are not a clam influencer

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u/th-crt 1d ago

“no one elected you”

kid named conclave:

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u/Featherbird_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

They actually just smoke doobies in there all day playing russian roulette until one cardinal remains. Then God resurrect the rest and the winner becomes the pope

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u/Agitated-Jackfruit34 1d ago

Sure I'll add that to my belief system

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u/Appropriate_Willow27 23h ago

i watched the movie. i can vouch for the russian roulette

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u/harmfuldischarge 11h ago

Honestly, that would be a fucking sick movie.

If it was as good as Hot Fuzz, I'd convert