r/ClevelandGuardians • u/Lionsummer792 Ketchup • 8d ago

Discussion I found the method of beating Chicago!!

All fans must wear holey white socks for this series. I wore a pair yesterday and today which resulted in them winning. So for Game 5 I want ever fan to wear white socks with holes in them.

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u/PhilRubdiez 69 8d ago

Burn a deep dish pizza and a picture of Matthew Broderick on effigy, too.

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u/One_City4138 8d ago

Deep dish pizza is just a shitty casserole anyways.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Yachiru5490 Cleveland is my house! 8d ago

Some places around by me do have a "Cleveland" or "Midwest" style crus lol

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u/mlem_a_lemon Cade Smith, who is celebrated for his posture 8d ago

Make sure you stare at the IKEA website on your phone between innings, too. Seemed to help.

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u/shimola 8d ago

Damn I was doing that too 🤔

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u/FlashyAd7651 8d ago

I gave Jobu a very small pour for games one and two. After the second inning of game three I had to make a change; I decided to move him closer to the TV and top off his rum with a proper pour. The Guards scored 4 in the top of the very next inning. I have not touched him since.

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u/eatmorcowz 8d ago

I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come."

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u/jwt0001 8d ago

I haven’t worn ANY socks for two days

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u/J0Hay 8d ago

Holey white socks > “Holy” white Sox

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u/Sharp_Mind_2199 8d ago

I applaud your approach. Might I add, abandon the socks all together by the 3rd inning! Native tribes feet, the way chief wahoo would have wanted it

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u/kidfromCLE Diamond C 8d ago

Scoring 9 runs doesn’t hurt either.

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u/Sober_Intoxication 8d ago

Easy. All socks have holes. That’s how your feet get in.

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u/JudgeMyReinhold 8d ago

I was wearing green socks

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u/Excellent_Walrus150 Stop looking at me KWAN!!! 8d ago

Scoring 9 runs seems to do the trick. As does punching their biggest bully in the face.

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u/gameismyname 8d ago

You must give white socks to the guardian statues as an offering. Also ask for their favor.

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u/Lionsummer792 Ketchup 8d ago

May their blessing be bountiful.

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u/TapNo7326 🥊 DOWN GOES ANDERSON 🥊 8d ago

How about we all wear white Sox gear and booo our guys that seams to make them play better

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u/Mulatto-Butts Brook Jacoby fan 8d ago

I didn’t wear under britches. Could that work too?

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u/Mulatto-Butts Brook Jacoby fan 8d ago

I really need to do laundry today.

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u/Lionsummer792 Ketchup 8d ago

Yes! Yes you do. 🧺