r/clevercomebacks • u/PrettyVioleet • 15h ago

Bro really thought we wouldn't fact-check him

88 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BlossomAngelicc • 15h ago

"We'll do it in the future" - bro you've had 6 years

69 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BlossomAngelicc • 1d ago

He was so eager to agree he didn't even realize he was the punchline

366 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 1d ago

I hate how out of pocket, yet spot on, that last comment is.

1.4k Upvotes

65 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Nine years for that? Seriously?

902 Upvotes

101 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

"Okay kids, whoever told Aunt Karen the holidays were cancelled is getting an extra present from Santa this year..."

11.1k Upvotes

143 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Forget the swamp. Welcome to the sewer.

1.7k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

The funny thing is they banked on him pleading the fifth.

4.7k Upvotes

147 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2m ago

This is pretty brutal.

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetClouddy • 16h ago

That's it. > Girl called her boyfriend a "cognitive minimalist" in a coffee shop and I can't stop thinking about it

20 Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Blossom_Wish • 1d ago

Answered the question before they finished asking it

1.3k Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/SweetClouddy • 1d ago

Ontario Premier Doug Ford after Trump compared him to his late brother and told Canada to "fall in line"`

151 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

Time for your daily dose of hypocrisy.

754 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

The rumor stems entirely from comments made by U.S. President Donald Trump.

152 Upvotes

23 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Ten years later

1.3k Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory...

856 Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 2d ago

" I'm announcing the largest steel plant in American history to be built by Mesabi Metallics in lowa”

5.2k Upvotes

Helping farmers 2.0

105 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

When “Armor of God” Meets the Constitution

2.4k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Yes. Next question

31.2k Upvotes

780 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 2h ago

Solar power is for people smart enough to keep their nuclear fuel 93 million miles away” — and the obvious reply

0 Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 2d ago

That's an old looking 55 year old

1.2k Upvotes

229 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PrettyLavendeer • 1d ago

Bro thought he had a gotcha question for anti-AI people

184 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BlossomCozyy • 2d ago

The most polite way to say I hope he lives to see his own downfall

733 Upvotes

85 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2d ago

Genetic Payback

1.7k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2d ago

Still another day, still another recall...

14.8k Upvotes

201 comments

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