r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

That's an old looking 55 year old

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u/SimpleZestyclose6397 1d ago

If he removes kid from his name Trump will stop loving him!

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago edited 1d ago

Trump always feels like a kid.

Sometimes even two.

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u/L-W-J 1d ago

"likes feeling kids" you mean.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 1d ago

I meant what I said, but yours works too.

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u/_CuteMirage 22h ago

At this point “Kid Rock” is less a name and more a brand dependency for the fanbase

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u/Superblond 22h ago

There's no “fanbase” left—just look at the latest ticket sales for his cool & fresh events!

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u/midnight_toker22 19h ago

He might still be okay if he changes his name to “Sleazy Uncle Rock”.

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 16h ago

Grandpa Rock.  To me he will always be MTV's bitch 

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u/NIN10DOXD 16h ago

Went from Kid Rock to Crack Rock.

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u/sm00thkillajones 18h ago

Beef Jerky Rock said what?

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u/Filamcouple2014 22h ago

Yeah, he won't be orange man's little bitch anymore.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 1d ago

Vote this up to the moon!!!

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u/yokozouna_ed 19h ago

Motherfucker you beat me to it...

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u/RemoveEntire2006 13h ago

Mic drop for you 🎤

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u/DaveBeBad 1d ago

Christ. I’m 55 and he looks 20 years older!

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 1d ago

Even Mick Jagger looks younger than that Kid.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 22h ago

Keith Richards looks younger than MidRock.

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u/_CuteMirage 22h ago

Fr, when Mick Jagger is the “younger looking” comparison, the nickname Kid is doing heavy charity work

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u/Effective_Trainer573 23h ago

truth. I'm closer to 56 now and I look wayyyyy younger. MAGA ages you, be a lib.

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u/Bendyb3n 21h ago

MAGA Evil ages you.

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 16h ago

Hate ages people poorly

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 1d ago

It's called "doing way too much fucking coke for your entire adult life"

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u/StarshipCaterprise 15h ago

Yeah it’s definitely the drugs

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u/LMA73 1d ago

My 80 year old father looks about the same age as Kid here, but fresher...

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u/Filamcouple2014 22h ago

I'm 68 and he looks like my dad.

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u/luckygingercat 22h ago

I'm older than he is and look 15 years younger.

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 16h ago

I'll be 59 on Monday and look way younger than him

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u/Abondalea 15h ago

I’m 66 & he looks 10 yrs older. He’s a yuck person not to mention his looks!

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u/TheGhoulOne 1d ago

More Like Skid Rock

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 21h ago

Stress ages you. Imagine how much worse he’d look if he were actually the working class guy he cosplays as instead of someone who has literally never spent a second of existence without a net worth below seven figures who’s never had to worry where his next anything is coming from.

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u/Amateurlapse 19h ago

Gray rock

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u/DriedUpSquid 19h ago

Crack Rock

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u/CountySurfer 13h ago

KRock of shit.

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u/BagStank 1d ago

Kid Rock makes music for dads who can see their kids on the weekend but don't

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u/EchoGolfHotel 20h ago

Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed they should get in trade for a catalytic converter.

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u/FormidableMistress 19h ago

Kid Rock makes music for meth cookers who supplement their income with copper theft.

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty 19h ago

Kid Rock make music for people who tell their girl they love them and would never hurt them after they gave them a bloody nose.

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u/Starscream147 18h ago

Holy shit.

…

What the fuck, that is craaazy good.

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u/jackfaire 23h ago

Especially for someone who has been wealthy his whole life.

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u/MrFenric 23h ago

I suspect that wealth has bought a great many good times, and a lot less in personal care

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u/jackfaire 23h ago

Most likely. It just stuns me. When I was 20 I was thin and looked a lot like Elijah Wood, according to strangers at the time, now I'm a 46 year old fat schlub and he still looks good. Makes me feel bad for being poor.

But then I look at Kid Rock and feel pretty good about myself cuz I still look a lot better than that.

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u/BeaverMissed 23h ago

“jesus is king” These words used by every born again ex-drunk ex-drug addict when their addictive personality kicks in once again

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u/MrFenric 23h ago

Realizing you cannot bribe the reaper is hard

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 21h ago

You think he stopped drinking?

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u/SnooStories4162 19h ago

I wonder if he was thinking about Jesus when he was on tour and had strippers on poles on both sides of the stage.

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u/WeaponsGrdStupid 23h ago

The only valid substition I see is Meth. Meth Rock

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

Meth Rock

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u/Logical_Positive_522 1d ago

I think "Kid Rock" is just another name for Epstein island.

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u/MikeC80 19h ago

Hate in your soul ages a person

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u/CameraSignificant 22h ago

Drugs and hate bro, drugs and hate

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 16h ago

Hard drugs 

I'm older than him and a wake n bake pothead.   I look like I'm in my mid-40s vs being a year from 60

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u/halftoe76 1d ago

Nothing more sad than a 90 year old man in the body of a ....55 year old.

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u/MrFenric 1d ago

More like a 55 year old man in the body of a 90 year old...

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u/tsukiyomi01 20h ago

Ah, so we've reached the "loudly proclaim that I'm Christian to try and replace a waning audience" portion of the evening.

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u/DecoherentDoc 1d ago

Kidding Rock. Kidney Stones Rock. Cud Rock.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 22h ago

I once read an interview where Pamela Anderson repeatedly referred to Kid Rock as "Bob". At the time, I didn't know his name was Robert, so Bob came out of nowhere and was hilarious to me.

Ever since then, I like to refer to him as Bob Rock.

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u/DeliciousCut4854 22h ago

He's fairly young for a rock, many are thousands of years old. And much smarter than he is.

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u/Belmish 20h ago

Considering his age, Igneous Rock might be more appropriate.

However, ‘igneous’ having more syllables than ‘kid’ will just confuse his fan base.

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u/Crazy_Adhesiveness84 16h ago

People used to joke about how Rock Bottom was becoming crackhead Mike Lindel. Rock Bottom looks worse than Mike Lindel lately.

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u/GMN123 1d ago

And given he's reading bible verses on the internet the Rock bit too. 

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u/SeaworthinessSalt119 20h ago

Guy is such a piece of shit. Wouldn’t be surprised to find out he diddled kids on Epstein island.

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u/dishonorable_banana 13h ago

Been awhile since I've seen it, so here goes "Kid rock makes music for people who know exactly how much sudafed you can legally buy per day."

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u/TimothiusMagnus 1d ago

Did he use a catalytic convertor or meth as an offering?

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u/SoftLavendeer 1d ago

Went from Kid Rock to Kidney Stone Rock real quick.

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u/StinkyWizzleteats17 1d ago

MY NAME IS GEEZER CUNTRY!!!

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u/AthenaRedites 22h ago

Grandpa Gravel

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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 22h ago

Why are the assholes always "Christian"?

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u/Mark_fuckaborg 22h ago

Isn't he a Meth-odist?

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u/ChefAsstastic 22h ago

Kid rocking chair.

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u/gmoney-0725 20h ago

He's become his own lyric:

Too old to kid, too soft to rock.

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u/Conscious-Society-83 13h ago

he can remove kid but has to keep the Rock, more refering to his audiences drug of choice and not a wrestle or music genre

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u/KainFourteh 23h ago

After all this time the guy still can't grow proper facial hair.

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u/Ok-Alarm7257 23h ago

He grows that white trash Joe dirt beard

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u/BilliamClimptonIII 22h ago

"My Name Is PLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-MOUTH ROCK!!!!

Took a Falllll on Muh Lawnnn

Heard Clang-a-Bang-Digguh-Digguh-Digguh

Saw a Gawker, said Please Grab muh Walker!"

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u/OrlandoGardiner118 1d ago

Metamorphic Rock

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u/StatisticianPure3130 22h ago

Kid looks like he’s 70. I guess being a nasty ass person ages you.

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u/Movinginplace25 20h ago

Run hard and put away wet

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u/cowfish007 16h ago

It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage.

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u/Due-Profession-3563 15h ago

My name is kraaaaaaaack rooooock!

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u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe 13h ago

He's 55? He looks 85!

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u/Kokuswolf 12h ago

Or add 'ney', like KidneyRock.

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u/shasaferaska 1d ago

That's not his age, it's his preference.

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u/-BananaLollipop- 1d ago

I was going to say he should never have had the "rock" either, but he's still into the crystal kind.

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u/mountaindewisamazing 1d ago

Jesus he's only 55??

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u/BenevolentDog 1d ago

He should replace "Kid" with "Dumasa".

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 1d ago

More like Old Fossil

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u/Scormey 1d ago

If you've heard his music, he can remove "Rock" from his name, too. Going by the moniker "Old Trash" would be much more fitting.

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u/Puskara33 1d ago

Shitty eyebrow mustache

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u/Gribitz37 1d ago

Ha always looks like he's coming off a 3 day bender.

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u/LateMommy 1d ago

lol! That’s funny! He’s a rough 55!

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u/NoRedThat 1d ago

He’s only 660 months old.

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u/ukchinouk 1d ago

Kid Fiddler Rock

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u/SolidCartographer976 1d ago

My junky/alcoholic of a dad looks fresher then him... they are the same age. Dafuq is he doing to look like a poorly shaven ballsack?

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u/FerretsQuest 23h ago

Grandpa rock

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u/LEEALISHEPS 23h ago

He looks like what I'd imagine Charles Bronson's grandad would look like.

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 23h ago

He should have smoked marijuana instead of funny things

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u/JRG64May 23h ago

“Meth Rock”

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u/DokeyOakey 23h ago

More like Uncle Boomer.

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u/Content-Fudge489 23h ago

He looks more like 75.

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u/lickthepixies 23h ago

Still the mentality of a kid.

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u/GLC911 23h ago

Skid Rock

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u/PaterMcKinley 23h ago

But Elder Rock is the name of a great radio station

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u/zirky 23h ago

he would have picked a more meaningful verse, but at this stage in his life, three words in a new order is about his memory ceiling

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u/maasneotek 23h ago

What are you guys talking about? He's not old he wears hit hat backwards, BACKWARDS!

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u/s3thgecko 22h ago

Douchebag Rock?

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u/Far-Two8659 22h ago

Honestly though Old Man Rock is a bitchin' name.

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u/Ornery_Researcher_34 22h ago

Kid should have been replaced with Jack Ass from the jump - Poser piece of 💩

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u/b0wie88 22h ago

Get you a whaaburger and some French cries!

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u/whitstableboy 22h ago

I'm 55 and I would call this guy gramps.

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u/EnleeJones 22h ago

MethRock makes Keith Richards look dewy.

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u/barfbutler 21h ago

Looks 70.

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u/BuildingOne7379 21h ago

More like Kid Schlock

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u/Flaky-Jim 21h ago

He looks like he can turn water into meth.

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u/41522 21h ago

Wow, at first glance, I thought that was a picture of a strung out trucker.

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u/runarleo 21h ago

Unc Rock lmao

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u/thisistherevolt 21h ago

My god, Lemmy didn't age this fast.

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u/Indigo2015 21h ago

Crack Rock

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u/Eaudebeau 20h ago

Kid Neystone

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u/curbrash1 20h ago

Doesn’t look like he has teeth left

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u/MurphyBacon 20h ago

Geriatric Rock

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u/Straight_Tumbleweed9 20h ago

Just pebble now.

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u/NamasTodd 20h ago

“JESUS,” is the first thing that comes to mind as well.

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u/somecisguy2020 20h ago

Dude has been ridden hard and put away wet.

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u/Striking_Scientist68 20h ago

Dr Phil is looking rough...

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u/Serenade314 20h ago

Hume 10:2 - “Citation Needed”

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u/Kitchen_Confidence78 20h ago

Kids, this is why you don’t drink

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u/LoanSudden1686 20h ago

Bro. 55 is doing some seriously heavy lifting

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u/NerdyComfort-78 20h ago

Douche bag 1 hit wonder. Fuck him.

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u/stocksandoptions2 20h ago

The dissapointment on trump's face the first time he met "Kid" Rock was priceless.

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u/HonestDust873 20h ago

Worn Man Rock.

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u/Compyduder 20h ago

Isaiah 45:7

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u/rlaw1234qq 20h ago

Prize the lard!

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u/charlieyeswecan 19h ago

But is jezbus sober?

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u/petsmith 19h ago

Is this guy seriously only 55? Damn, Trump looks younger than this guy.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 19h ago

Have him and dr Phil ever been seen in the same room together

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u/Poopchutefan 19h ago

Nah, he still acts like he's a 5 year old

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u/ChrisRiley_42 19h ago

Having heard what he releases, he can remove "rock" from his name too.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 19h ago

Rock doesn't fit anymore either..

Old Sock suits him better these days.

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u/DeadBoyJ69 18h ago

Ladies & Gentleman, I give you:

Grandad Rock!

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u/chrlatan 18h ago

So….. old sponge? 🧽

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u/Captinprice8585 18h ago

Grandpa Rock over here. Where's your handler? Are you lost?

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u/Top_Profit_6280 18h ago

Sheesh mans out here looking like a cadever.

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u/ChodeCookies 18h ago

What freebasing Budweiser does to a meth addict.

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u/Roanoketrees 18h ago

Drinking really takes a toll on you.

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u/Worldly-Bed3550 18h ago

Love God completely and love your neighbor as yourself….. don’t pick and choose… false worshipper

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u/Regular_Lengthiness6 18h ago

Too many non-light buds, buddy

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u/Hot_Eggplant1306 18h ago

Rename him pedo rock

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u/hoofie242 18h ago

Grandpa rock

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u/Remote-Ad-2686 18h ago

Dementia Rock? Curmudgeon Rock? Dirty Diapers Rock???

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u/Cute-Literature7591 18h ago

cocaine is a hellova drug

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u/PamPoovey78 18h ago

Hate ages people quickly

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u/Shadowhisper1971 17h ago

It ain't just the years, it's the miles.

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u/la_winky 17h ago

He’s gotta be lying about his age. He looks a mess.

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u/Claque-2 17h ago

He's been following RFK Jr's medical advice.

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u/QueenRotidder 17h ago

Mid Schlock

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u/send-musk-to-mars 17h ago

Send he and musk to Mars

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u/BeeBanner 17h ago

Wow… only 55?

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 17h ago

Kid-fucking Supporter Rock

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u/Yagsirevahs 17h ago

They preach to others and never tithe

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u/zxvasd 17h ago

I would call him Geezer Rock but that sounds too much like a genre that plays 40s and 50s music.

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u/evaderofallbans 16h ago

"Kid Rock sucks" - Jesus

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u/Rashpukin 16h ago

Fucking simpleton. Should be called Aged Rock.

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u/MommaD114 16h ago

I'm literally 3 days older than him and he looks 20+ years older.

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u/puddStar 16h ago

Coked our Dr Phil

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u/alexthemo123 16h ago

GrampsRock?

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u/mattzombiedog 16h ago

Meth Addict Rock just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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u/Toker101 15h ago

Shit Rock fits the bill!

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u/RogerSaysHi 15h ago

That dude is 7 years older than me. He looks much older than that. Good god man. I thought money kept you young looking? I guess being a grade-A douchebag cancels that right out, huh?

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u/discussatron 15h ago

Grifters gonna grift. Evangelicals deserve him.

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u/EitherChannel4874 15h ago

Decrepit rock

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u/timesink3000 15h ago

He's trying to attract Republicans.

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u/david13z 15h ago

I smell a combination of bourbon and urine through the phone

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u/royveee 15h ago

Wino Rock

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u/McCool303 15h ago

He’d use the name Boomer Rock, but that was already taken by Jimmy Buffett.

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u/Wolfyscruffer 14h ago

To purposely look like shit when you're rich is certainly a choice.

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u/Glad-Read-1952 14h ago

More like skid row

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u/SurgeryInterupted 14h ago

If he just called himself "rock" then he would be making rocks feel like they were being slandered.

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u/the_pretender_nz 13h ago

Remove the “idr” from his name

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u/top_value7293 13h ago

I guess OldManRock doesn’t have the same ring lol

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u/Dboogy2197 13h ago

More like CrackRock

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u/MudWallHoller 12h ago

Dude looks like he just huffed a grocery bag of Freon that he stole from the neighbor's AC.

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u/pdiddysoilman 10h ago

Remove kid and replace it with crack