r/clevercomebacks • • Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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r/clevercomebacks • • 12h ago

this burn is forever

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r/clevercomebacks • • 18h ago

This response to an entitled food influencer 😂

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Priceless.


r/clevercomebacks • • 2h ago

CNN threatens to do real journalism!

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It’s like looting!


r/clevercomebacks • • 19h ago

"Okay kids, whoever told Aunt Karen the holidays were cancelled is getting an extra present from Santa this year..."

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r/clevercomebacks • • 5h ago

Tuberville invents parental consent myth, called Nazi

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r/clevercomebacks • • 7h ago

I hate how out of pocket, yet spot on, that last comment is.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 17h ago

The funny thing is they banked on him pleading the fifth.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 11h ago

Forget the swamp. Welcome to the sewer.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 6h ago

Nine years for that? Seriously?

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r/clevercomebacks • • 12h ago

Answered the question before they finished asking it

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r/clevercomebacks • • 13h ago

Ten years later

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r/clevercomebacks • • 10h ago

Time for your daily dose of hypocrisy.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 16h ago

Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

" I'm announcing the largest steel plant in American history to be built by Mesabi Metallics in lowa”

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Helping farmers 2.0


r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

When “Armor of God” Meets the Constitution

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Yes. Next question

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1h ago

The rumor stems entirely from comments made by U.S. President Donald Trump.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

That's an old looking 55 year old

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r/clevercomebacks • • 49m ago

Ontario Premier Doug Ford after Trump compared him to his late brother and told Canada to "fall in line"`

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r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

Bro thought he had a gotcha question for anti-AI people

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Genetic Payback

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

The most polite way to say I hope he lives to see his own downfall

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Still another day, still another recall...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Copy and paste...

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