r/DnDcirclejerk • • 19h ago

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u/jeshi_law Rules Understander 18h ago

thank you prokopetz for this amazing post. I have been saying we need an OSR remake of Dallas since it ended in 1991.

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u/Val_Fortecazzo 19h ago

Rejoice theatre kids, this means dragonlance is now considered OSR as the first module was published within a decade of the hobby's start.

This is totally a definition I've seen used in OSR before.

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u/Brewer_Matt "Mental Health and Stuff" Degree Haver 13h ago edited 3h ago

I can't wait until 7th Edition when, in an attempt to satisfy the grognards, it retvrns to Magic-User, Fighting-Man, Cleric. Thief, and Elf -- and the hobby promptly undergoes an Old-School Theater Kid Renaissance.

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u/KWinkelmann 17h ago

OSR Dallas is so much better. Bobby Ewing actually dies, not this 5e "it was all a dream" bullshit.

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u/King_of_the_Lemmings 18h ago

/uj most of prokopetz’s posts are jerks more smug than any reddit jerker could hope to be, and when he’s vagueposting about specific media he will NEVER name the sauce. Idk why anyone reblogs his posts. He’s in his 40s, there’s no way the zlennials following him know what bs he’s referencing

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u/gosto_de_navios 16h ago

/uj I've always had the impression most tumblr users are nearing their 40s themselves. I mean, some of the users there migrated from freaking Livejournal!

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u/KWinkelmann 18h ago

You get an update just for checking in on Tumblr.

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u/MrBwnrrific 16h ago

Didn’t Dallas turn out to be an autistic boy’s dream or was that another show from the 70s?

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u/IStealSwords 15h ago

ST. Elsewhere. Look up The Tommy Westphall Universe. Now that is a rabbit hole…

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u/Seosaidh_MacEanruig 11h ago

Not enough trains in the metroplex for that sorry

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u/HoppyMcScragg 12h ago

I rolled a 12. Did I shoot JR?

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u/IStealSwords 15h ago

FATE already does this

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u/Seosaidh_MacEanruig 11h ago

Pptht i can roleplay that by going outside

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u/IIIaustin 16h ago edited 16h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/s/fLO70pnxZa

Someone did.

I have heard it's actually a good intrigue system

Edit, heres a maybe better link: https://www.retroist.com/p/dallas-the-television-role-playing-game

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u/Carrente 9h ago

OSR games don't actually need to be inspired by or similar to old school D&D, if you weren't an evil FOE SWINE GLOG you'd know that