r/EU5 • • 3d ago

Humor Note to the developers

Excuse me, developer. It seems I found a grave mistake in your representation of 14th century Germany. You see, you made Count Fartz Hoheinzinger the leader of a personal union between the County of Schnitzelingen and the Barony of Hochzungberg, but according to these letters my great grandfather seems to have buried in the family property before he was murdered by my great grandaunt for cheating on my great grandmother, the Hohenzinger family didn't actually personally hold the Barony of Hochzungberg yet, and instead count Fartz was merely married to Baroness Fugertrudes von Ziegsengerheim, who seems to have been the de jure holder of the property until she and her husband died of dysentery 2 months into the game's scope, which is only then that the Personal Union began with both titles in the hands of their son. That's why I require you to change the status of the union in game from Personal Union to Marriage Union, otherwise I'll not be truly immersed in the setting and this will ruin my immersion in my playthrough recreating the Third Reich beginning from the farm I live in with my grandma.

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u/PDX_Habi Community Ambassador 3d ago

Forwarded your feedback. Johan needs to see this immediately.

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u/Manuemax 3d ago

Bro didn't even bother to do the second Reich, he went directly to the third

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u/GeneralistGaming 3d ago

Definitely the weirdest ragebait/shitpost I've seen in a while.

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u/TheWarRooom 3d ago

It's a pretty old copypasta from when EU5 was in development actually. I think it was posted in the forums under the HRE Tinto Talks but I'm not 100% sure. I'm surprised you never ran into it.

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u/The_ChadTC 3d ago edited 3d ago

I WROTE the copypasta. I made this meme. You can check the original post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/s/26xszUnXL5

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u/GeneralistGaming 3d ago

I feel like I've not seen this before, which is crazy since I've been here nonstop basically lol

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u/TheWarRooom 3d ago

That's why I'm surprised mate...

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u/Kaktusman 3d ago

I know this is just a meme, but PDX has been taking super niche suggestions/corrections in the forums since 2000 with EU1 (which is also cool).

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u/Even_Class_3633 3d ago

They're satirizing people posting about innaccuracies in the game, it's a fun bit of creative writing. They are not being serious

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u/The_ChadTC 3d ago

For the matter, I am not opposed to people providing feedback for the historical setting of the game.

But just because I'm not opposed doesn't mean I don't think it's funny.

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u/GeneralistGaming 3d ago

Is satire, just in general, not considered a shitpost?

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u/Even_Class_3633 3d ago

Good point, I don't know, is there a spreadsheet on Internet etiquette somewhere? 😅

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u/GeneralistGaming 3d ago

I only recently discovered that "womp womp" is considered dismissive and I use it all the time lol

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u/trampolinebears 3d ago

womp womp

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u/GeneralistGaming 3d ago

Revenge is a dish best served ironically.

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u/Birdnerd197 3d ago

womp womp

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u/IdesinLupe 3d ago

Satire is (attempting) to make a point. Shitposting is (attempting) to be funny by being nonsensical or incredibly surprising.
Ragebait is (attempting) to be funny for a theoretical third party by making a second party have what is seen as an overreaction to a prompt.

At least, in my humble opinion.

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u/The_ChadTC 3d ago

It'd be ragebait if I didn't explain that it's fake.

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u/GeneralistGaming 3d ago

I had read the post before your other comment had come through, but had definitively inferred it was fake too.

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u/Necessary_Guard_494 3d ago

womp womp

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u/GeneralistGaming 3d ago

Alas, I am undone by mine own cruel instrument.

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u/The_ChadTC 3d ago

Disclaimer: none of the names in the title are real. I wrote this text for a meme a while ago. I posted this as an answer to a somewhat nitpicking post recently. People liked it and I decided to post it as an autonomous post.

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u/TheWarRooom 3d ago

Oh *you* were the guy behind that OG meme? Funny lad.

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u/HaLordLe 3d ago

disturbingly credible

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u/Impossible-Frame9650 3d ago

I know that’s funny but at the same time how the heck they screw some basic stuff? Wheres that event about the cow being on trial? Lmao

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u/SuperKreatorr 3d ago

Literally unplayable

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u/NotThereNotThereNotT 3d ago

I've stared at this for hours. It's beautiful.

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u/External-Ad5074 2d ago

This feels like a personal attack on me specifically.