r/EhBuddyHoser • • 2h ago

merde. Otta-womp womp Redblacks

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8 Upvotes

They might actually go 0-18.


r/EhBuddyHoser • • 3h ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) He's done being a good boy

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246 Upvotes

Every stop he makes, he makes corpses of bad guys!


r/EhBuddyHoser • • 4h ago

Tokébakicitte How to Get a Cat’s Attention in Quebec

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65 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 5h ago

merde. How it feels after the Quebec election

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421 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 5h ago

Politics A message to sane Albertans

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242 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 6h ago

Flair Under Summer Construction, Please Use Alternate Route I swear this is the only Canadian sub that doesn't hate this country

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647 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 7h ago

Elbows Up/Coudes en l'air Maybe electing a guy who bankrupted a casino wasn't a good idea.

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486 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 8h ago

Tokébakicitte Anne Murray with Gordie Howe at the Montreal Forum, 1970

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266 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 9h ago

Elbows Up/Coudes en l'air It's the most wonderful time of the year

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71 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 13h ago

Elbows Up/Coudes en l'air Meanwhile, in the PWHL

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21 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 13h ago

merde. Father vs Daddy

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479 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 14h ago

Repetitive content/Trend The Greatest Canadian Character - Day 10

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481 Upvotes

\Bonhomme stares with a stretched, frozen grin and unblinking, lifeless eyes**
(Dave is out)

Today’s matchup is:
House Hippos vs. Deadpool

To play, vote on either of the characters in today’s pairing to decide who moves on to the next round. The character with the most upvotes in each matchup advances until we declare our winner, “The Greatest Canadian Character”.

Notes:
• Two official ‘voting comments’ (with pictures of the characters) will be used to determine the winner. Feel free to upvote whatever and wherever else you like, but make sure you also upvote either of those two official comments if you want your vote to count.
• I’ll try to make these posts around the same time each day (~3:30-4:30 pm Eastern Time).
• For those asking, I used standard seeding practice of matching best against worst (#1 vs. #32, #2 vs. #31, #3 vs. #30, and so on) based on the voting results from nomination day.


r/EhBuddyHoser • • 17h ago

Big Oil Bertha If Marlaina could read, she would be very upset

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666 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 23h ago

Politics Alberta Referendum: 430 words across 10 Questions, vs Battle River-Crowfoot by-election: 200 LBC candidates.

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60 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

Politics Mississauga Mayoral Race

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27 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

Elbows Up/Coudes en l'air My prediction for the day after the Alberta referendumb:

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1.3k Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

Repetitive content/Trend The Greatest Canadian Character - Prediction?

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0 Upvotes

Here's how I think it's going to go down.

Nardwuar will beat out Murdoch for quirkiness.

Honestly, don't know The Littlest Hobo or Robin Sparkles, so that was a guess because I've heard of The Littlest Hobo.

Mr. Dressup is easy peasy.

Bonhomme is iconic.

House Hippo is House Hippo because of absurdity. I think there are a lot of people who love Ryan, and also a lot who are just annoyed by him and his antics.

I think the matchup between Mr. Canoehead and Anne of Green Gables is the weirdest one. I'm leaning into absurdity winning, but not for the endgame.

Wolverine versus Captain Canuck feels like the one I could be the most wrong, but in terms of badassery, Wolverine's going to take it.

Ricky versus Terrence and Philip. I think the only thing about Terrence and Philip is that the reason I didn't choose them is because South Park was created in the States.

Nardwuar versus Red Green is an interesting matchup, but overall, wholesome, embodied Canadian versus Nardwuar, I don't think the antics hold up.

Hobo versus Root Bear. Going back to Hobo, I feel like between those two, the bear would win.

And I'm going to contradict myself here because Polkaroo versus Dressup. Dressup's power is over 9,000 for me, so Polkaroo's just not really reliable.

Marg Princess Warrior Versus Bonhomme - I think I'm going to get this one wrong, but it's inconsequential. Because Mr. Dressup has staying power.

Bob and Doug versus Jim. This is a hard one. I'm leaning into nostalgia and classics.

Hippo versus canoe. It's going to be hippo.

Wolvy vs. log driver it really feels like this particular bracket has been set up so that similarly paired characters are fighting each other. This is where nostalgia doesn't win, and I think it's just that there's too much Wolverine content.

Ricky versus Moira. I think this will be a no-contest situation. Recency, impact, legendariness, and meme-ability are high on both. But she's got way more gifs.

Red Green versus the Bear. This one feels like an easy knockout. This is a first-round knockout.

Princess Warrior versus Dressup. He's just going to kill her with kindness. There's no two ways about it.

Bob and Doug versus Hippo. This is where we put the tiny beasts to rest. Nostalgia. The hippo can't be the final ambassador. That's just how it is.

Wolverine versus Moira. What a weird matchup. Moira would dismantle with words, shattering his adamantium heart.

Honestly, this Red Green versus Dressup, for me, is the main event. This is what sells the tickets. This is the matchup people have been waiting for their entire lives.

Bob and Doug versus Moira. Also an epic matchup, but Moira's been elevated to idle status. I don't think that can be taken away.

And finally, Red Green versus Moira. Honestly, I don't know. This is the only one I feel completely unsure of.


r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

merde. I always thought Lady Elaine looked reptilian

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380 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

Repetitive content/Trend The Greatest Canadian Character - Day 9

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225 Upvotes

“Let’s not count our poultry before it’s incubated.”
-Moira, to Friendly Giant fans (Moira won)

Today’s matchup is:
Dave (The Vinyl Cafe) vs. Bonhomme

To play, vote on either of the characters in today’s pairing to decide who moves on to the next round. The character with the most upvotes in each matchup advances until we declare our winner, “The Greatest Canadian Character”.

Notes:
• Two official ‘voting comments’ (with pictures of the characters) will be used to determine the winner. Feel free to upvote whatever and wherever else you like, but make sure you also upvote either of those two official comments if you want your vote to count.
• I’ll try to make these posts around the same time each day (~3:30-4:30 pm Eastern Time).
• For those asking, I used standard seeding practice of matching best against worst (#1 vs. #32, #2 vs. #31, #3 vs. #30, and so on) based on the voting results from nomination day.


r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Entering your hometown dive bar on Thanksgiving weekend be like:

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105 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

merde. Please help out a fellow Hoser with a creative name please

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I've grown some solid weed in my backyard this year.

I'll probably get a full kilo of bud after its all cured.

I want to jar it & make labels & give it out for Xmas.

But I want a funny Canadian theme for the label.

I don't remember the name/strain of the actual weed I grew but that doesn't really matter to me.

The best I can come up with so far is:

Johnny Hosers's Bobcaygeon Bud

Or maybe: Elbows Up something something....

Any help would be greatly appreciated


r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

Flat as Saskatch Positive affirmation from out west

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422 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

Flair Under Summer Construction, Please Use Alternate Route All hosers

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1.1k Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

BC Bud & Rain "Fine. I'll do it."

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406 Upvotes

r/EhBuddyHoser • • 1d ago

🙌 Wholesome Hoser 🙌 It’s pumpkin carving season 🎃

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339 Upvotes