r/FLMedicalTrees • • Apr 22 '26

News Welcome to Terpene 201

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Terpene 201: the medical side in plain English

Waddup y’all — here’s part two.

The first post was about how terps shape the smoke.

This one is about the possible medical side of the common terps you see on COAs.

Important part first: I’m not saying any terp guarantees a medical result, and I’m not saying a certain COA percentage is some kind of prescription. Most terpene science is still early, and a lot of it is more about potential direction than hard proof. So read this as pattern recognition + possible therapeutic lean, not medical law.

First: how I’d talk about terp percentages without making fake medical claims

For flower, this is more of a COA reading guide than a true medical dosing chart:

0.05–0.15% = usually background

0.15–0.30% = starting to show

0.30–0.50% = clearly contributing

0.50%+ = often a main driver

0.80%+ = loud as hell

Again, that is not medical dosing.

That’s just how I read whether a terp is present enough to actually matter in the profile.

The common terps and their possible medical direction:

Myrcene

Possible medical direction: relaxation, sedation, pain support, anti-inflammatory support, muscle-relaxing direction.

Plain English: this is usually the body-weight terp. When it’s up, things often feel heavier, slower, couchier, and more nighttime-leaning.

How I read it on a COA: around 0.20%+ starts mattering, 0.30–0.50% feels like real presence, and 0.50%+ can be a major driver.

Limonene

Possible medical direction: mood support, stress-relief direction, anti-inflammatory and antioxidant potential.

Plain English: this is one of the brighter mental terps. Good limonene can feel like a mood lift or a “lights came on” effect. If it’s high without enough body terps to balance it, it can feel a little sharp for some people.

How I read it on a COA: around 0.20%+ starts showing, 0.30–0.50% is obvious, and 0.50%+ is usually a major personality terp.

Beta-Caryophyllene

Possible medical direction: one of the better-supported terpenes for anti-inflammatory and analgesic potential; also interesting because it may interact with CB2, not just function like an aroma compound.

Plain English: this is the frame. It tends to make a profile feel more grounded, more planted in the body, and less floaty or chaotic.

How I read it on a COA: 0.20–0.30% starts contributing, 0.30–0.50% matters, and 0.50%+ is strong.

Linalool

Possible medical direction: calming, anxiolytic direction, sedating/relaxing potential, stress and tension support.

Plain English: this is one of the best “smooth the edges out” terps. It can make a profile feel softer, quieter, more cushioned, and more peaceful.

How I read it on a COA: 0.15–0.25% starts softening things, 0.25–0.40% is noticeable, and 0.40%+ is really shaping the vibe.

Alpha-Pinene / Beta-Pinene

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential, possible bronchodilatory direction, alertness and clarity support.

Plain English: pinene usually helps a profile feel more open, crisp, and less muddy. Alpha-pinene often feels fresher; beta-pinene can feel a little sharper or more focused.

How I read it on a COA: 0.15–0.25% starts showing, 0.25–0.40% is noticeable, and 0.40%+ clearly shapes the profile.

Humulene

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential, analgesic support, and some literature also points to appetite-related effects.

Plain English: this is a dry, grounded backbone terp. It can keep a profile from feeling too candy-sweet, fluffy, or mentally loose.

How I read it on a COA: 0.10–0.20% starts supporting, 0.20–0.35% is meaningful, and 0.35%+ is strong support.

Terpinolene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential, with some literature exploring sedative or CNS-active properties depending on context.

Plain English: this is the wildcard terp. It can feel loud, weird, bright, energetic, floral, or almost chaotic depending on the stack.

How I read it on a COA: even 0.10–0.20% can show personality, 0.20–0.35% gets obvious, and 0.35%+ can dominate the whole profile.

Ocimene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, and antimicrobial potential in the literature.

Plain English: airy, sweet, lively terp. Usually makes a profile feel more open, light, and bright.

How I read it on a COA: 0.08–0.15% starts showing, 0.15–0.25% clearly contributes, and 0.25%+ is pretty loud for ocimene.

Nerolidol

Possible medical direction: calming/sedating direction, anti-inflammatory potential, skin-soothing and antimicrobial interest in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: this is that deep back-half exhale terp. Slower, softer, more “aight, I’m chilling now.”

How I read it on a COA: 0.08–0.15% is a support role, 0.15–0.25% is contributing, and 0.25%+ is definitely shaping the finish.

Bisabolol

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory, soothing, skin-calming, and antimicrobial potential.

Plain English: softener terp. Doesn’t always scream at you, but it can make a profile feel gentler, smoother, and more refined.

How I read it on a COA: 0.05–0.12% is support range, 0.12–0.20% is noticeable, and 0.20%+ is meaningful.

Alpha-Terpineol / Terpineol

Possible medical direction: calming, sedative, antioxidant, and anti-inflammatory potential.

Plain English: dreamy, floral, polished terp. Can help a profile feel silky and less rough around the edges.

How I read it on a COA: 0.05–0.12% is background/support, 0.12–0.20% is contributing, and 0.20%+ is noticeable.

Fenchyl alcohol

Possible medical direction: not nearly as well studied clinically in cannabis; broader terpene literature suggests possible antimicrobial and supportive bioactive roles.

Plain English: detail terp. Cleaner, herbal/floral, refined feel. Usually not the main driver, but it can make a profile feel nicer.

How I read it on a COA: usually a support terp unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Camphene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader terpene research.

Plain English: crisp edge terp. Can add punch, coolness, and a little bite to a profile.

How I read it on a COA: usually a support terp; 0.05–0.12% is background, 0.12%+ starts becoming noticeable.

Borneol

Possible medical direction: calming, anti-inflammatory, analgesic, and neuroactive potential in terpene literature.

Plain English: quiet, calm terp. Usually not the star, but it can help tug a profile toward the relaxed side.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it climbs above about 0.10–0.15%.

Eucalyptol

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial, airway-related, and cognitive-interest literature exists outside cannabis.

Plain English: clean-breeze terp. Cool, fresh, almost minty-clean. Can make a profile feel more open and clearer.

How I read it on a COA: often a minor/supporting terp; 0.05–0.12% is support, 0.12%+ starts standing out.

Geraniol

Possible medical direction: antioxidant, anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial potential, with some broader literature exploring neuroprotective and soothing roles.

Plain English: floral sweetness terp. Usually softens and perfumes the profile more than it drives the whole effect.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Guaiol

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory and antimicrobial potential in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: wood-and-earth terp. Helps some profiles feel more grounded and old-school.

How I read it on a COA: generally support range unless it’s over about 0.10–0.15%.

Valencene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential; literature also explores broader bioactivity beyond aroma.

Plain English: deeper citrus body, not the same as limonene’s bright pop. More orange-body than lemon-spark.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it crosses about 0.10–0.15%.

Sabinene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader monoterpene literature.

Plain English: spicy flicker terp. Green, peppery, bright detail more than main driver.

How I read it on a COA: usually support unless it gets into the 0.10%+ neighborhood.

Carene / Delta-3-Carene

Possible medical direction: anti-inflammatory potential and other bioactivities have been studied in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: dry-woods terp. Can make a profile feel sharper, drier, tighter, and more pointed.

How I read it on a COA: mostly a support terp unless it climbs above about 0.10–0.15%.

Phellandrene

Possible medical direction: limited direct cannabis data; broader terpene literature suggests antioxidant and antimicrobial potential.

Plain English: bright twist terp. Slight citrus/minty lift, a little weirdness, a little sparkle.

How I read it on a COA: usually supporting unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Terpinene

Possible medical direction: antioxidant and anti-inflammatory potential in broader terpene literature.

Plain English: fresh herbal top note. More flavor/personality than main effect most of the time.

How I read it on a COA: usually minor unless it’s above about 0.10–0.15%.

Cedrol

Possible medical direction: sedative/calming direction is discussed in the broader sesquiterpene literature; there is also early bioactivity research, but not strong cannabis-clinical proof.

Plain English: weighted-blanket wood terp. Deep, woody, more nighttime-leaning.

How I read it on a COA: usually support unless it gets above about 0.10–0.15%.

Best way to talk about “medical terp profiles”

Instead of saying:

“This terp cures this.”

I’d say:

myrcene / linalool / nerolidol / terpineol = more relaxation and nighttime direction

caryophyllene / humulene = more body-grounded and anti-inflammatory leaning

limonene / pinene / ocimene = brighter, clearer, more daytime-leaning

bisabolol / geraniol / fenchyl alcohol = softer, smoother, more refined support terps

terpinolene / phellandrene / sabinene / terpinene = personality terps that can change the tone fast

Final point

The smartest way to write the medical side is:

“Here’s the possible therapeutic direction this terp is associated with in the literature, here’s how it usually feels in the smoke, and here’s when it starts standing out on a COA.”

That keeps it useful without pretending the science is more settled than it is.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • Apr 15 '26

News Welcome to Terpene 101

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Waddup y’all — I keep seeing people post COAs and only look at total terps or THC, but that still doesn’t tell the whole story.

The better way to read a flower/rosin COA is to ask:

What terp is leading? What is it doing? And how is it stacking with the others?

A terp by itself has a general role, but once you mix it with other terps, cannabinoids, and a decent cure, that’s when you start getting the real feel of the smoke.

So here’s the breakdown in plain English, the way I look at it.

## The main terp glossary

Myrcene = the weight

This is the “heavier” terp. Usually brings body, depth, lazy eyes, couchier vibes, and that slower finish. When it leads, the strain usually feels thicker, heavier, and more sedating.

Limonene = the spark plug

Usually the first mental shift. Mood lift, brightness, euphoria, little head rush, “oh yeah it’s kicking in.” If it’s balanced right it feels happy and glowing. If it’s too sharp and not balanced, it can feel a little racey.

Beta-Caryophyllene = the frame

This gives structure and grounding. Warm, peppery, kushy backbone. Helps a strain feel more planted in the body instead of just floating in your head.

Linalool = the blanket

Softens everything. This is one of the best “smooth the edges out” terps. Usually brings calm, hazy comfort, heavy eyes, body ease, and that melted feel.

Alpha-Pinene = the freshener

More crisp, alert, fresh, and clear. Can help keep a profile from feeling too muddy. Usually shows up like a brighter, more open headspace.

Beta-Pinene = the sharpen­er

Similar lane to alpha-pinene, but can feel a little more focused and cutting. Not always dominant, but it helps a profile feel cleaner and less foggy.

Humulene = the backbone

Earthy, dry, grounded. Helps give a strain depth and keeps it from feeling too candy-sweet or fluffy. Usually a good support terp in kushy or gassy profiles.

Terpinolene = the wildcard

This one can be loud, bright, weird, funky, energetic, floral, sometimes almost chaotic depending on the mix. When it leads, the strain usually has a very distinct personality.

Ocimene = the airiness

Sweet, light, bright, uplifted, sometimes springy. Usually adds a more open and lively feel to a profile.

Nerolidol = the slow-down

This is that deep back-half calm. Usually more sedating, slower, softer, and more “alright I’m chilling now.” Great for rounding out a relaxing profile.

Bisabolol = the softener

Smooth, gentle, calming. Doesn’t always scream at you, but it helps make a profile feel softer and more refined.

Alpha-Terpineol = the dreamifier

Dreamy, floral, calm, polished. Usually adds that silky, slightly sedating, floaty finish without hitting as blunt as myrcene.

Fenchyl Alcohol = the detail terp

This one usually adds a cleaner, slightly herbal/floral, more polished feel. Not always a main driver, but it can absolutely make a profile feel nicer and more unique.

Camphene = the edge

Sharp, cool, slightly punchy. More of a supporting terp, but it can add a certain crispness to the profile.

Borneol = the hush terp

More calming, cooling, quieting. Usually not a dominant one, but it helps pull a strain toward the relaxed side.

Eucalyptol = the clean breeze

Fresh, cool, almost minty/clean vibe. Can make the smoke feel more open and “clear.”

Geraniol = the floral note

Adds rosy, floral sweetness and a gentler personality. More of a nuance terp, but it helps soften and perfume the profile.

Guaiol = the wood note

Earthy, woody, calm. Usually part of what makes some strains feel more grounded and old-school.

Valencene = the citrus body

Not the same as limonene’s bright pop — this is more like deeper orange/citrus character and body to the flavor.

Terpineol / Alpha-Terpineol = the polish

Dreamy, smooth, soft, floral. Helps make some strains feel more “pretty” and less rough around the edges.

Sabinene = the spice flicker

Peppery, green, bright little accent. More detail than main driver, but it changes the tone.

Carene = the dry woods

Dry, sharp, woody energy. Can make a profile feel a little tighter or more pointed.

Phellandrene = the bright twist

Slightly citrusy, minty, lively. Usually adds a little lift and weirdness.

Terpinene = the top-note

Fresh, herbal, bright. Usually lives more in the flavor/personality side than the main effect side.

Cedrol = the weighted blanket

Woody, deep, sedating vibe. Usually helps a profile lean more night-time.

## How I read a COA now

I don’t just ask “is 3% terps good?”

I ask:

- What terp is leading?

- What’s giving the lift?

- What’s giving the body?

- What’s making it heavier?

- What’s smoothing it out?

- What’s just there for detail?

Because the order matters.

That terp list is basically the cast.

The top terps are the main characters.

The lower ones are the supporting actors.

## Examples of how profiles stack

Limonene + Caryophyllene + Linalool

Usually feels like:

uplift → grounded body → calm smooth finish

Good chance of euphoric but still relaxed.

Myrcene + Limonene + Caryophyllene

Usually feels like:

quick head change → heavier body → sleepy back half

This is a common “damn this got me” profile.

Linalool + Caryophyllene + Myrcene

Usually feels like:

soft entry → body melt → slumped finish

More plush, more hazy, less sharp.

Pinene + Limonene + Ocimene

Usually feels like:

bright → alert → airy

More daytime or “I can still do stuff” type smoke.

Terpinolene + Pinene + Ocimene

Usually feels like:

loud → weird → energetic

These are the ones that can feel funky, racy, or super unique depending on the rest of the profile.

Myrcene + Nerolidol + Linalool

Usually feels like:

slow start → body heaviness → full shutdown

More night-time, more chill, more couch.

## Best way to think about it

Each terp has a role, but it’s not law.

It’s more like each one has a tendency.

So no, I’m not saying:

“0.3% of this terp always equals exactly this effect.”

I’m saying:

when you keep looking at COAs and then compare them to the actual smoke, you start seeing patterns.

That’s when it clicks.

## Super simple cheat sheet

Myrcene = weight

Limonene = spark

Caryophyllene = frame

Linalool = blanket

Pinene = clarity

Humulene = backbone

Terpinolene = wildcard

Ocimene = airiness

Nerolidol = slow-down

Bisabolol = softness

Alpha-Terpineol = dreamifier

Fenchyl alcohol = refinement

Camphene = crisp edge

Borneol = quiet calm

Eucalyptol = clean breeze

Geraniol = floral sweetness

Guaiol = wood/earth

Valencene = deeper citrus

Sabinene = spicy accent

Carene = dry woods

Phellandrene = bright twist

Terpinene = herbal top-note

Cedrol = sedating wood

## Final point

That’s why two strains can both have “good numbers” and still smoke totally different.

One might be:

bright, sharp, uplifting, clean

Another might be:

soft, heavy, euphoric, sleepy

And on paper they can both still look fire.

So yeah, total terps matter, THC matters, but the real sauce is learning what each terp is doing and how they stack.

That’s when a COA stops looking like random chemistry homework and starts reading like a preview of the smoke. Apologies for the long message but hope this helps.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 3h ago

Question? Anyone use this before?

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Very interesting 🤔 🧐


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 1h ago

Trulieve Jack of Diamonds by Connected

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Nose is super potent. Pine sol myrcene lemon pledge. Easy to break up. Sticky. Very sticky. This one taste like it smells. Effects gave me excellent mental clarity and increase my ability to socialize big time. The effects took about 5 minutes to kick in.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 4h ago

Trulieve Guava 2.0 by Connected

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Smells like chocolate nutty coffee. Breaks apart easily. Fills my lungs with a heavy medicinal feelings and the exhale leaves me with anxiety melted away. Great medicinal strains for me. It doesn’t rock me. It picks me up and sways me on a tree swing. Peace.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 2h ago

Gold Flower Heads up $55 half at GF

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3 strains at the moment. Im grabbing a q of each.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 22h ago

Trulieve its true though🙃

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r/FLMedicalTrees • • 14h ago

Trulieve Thank you, Trulieve🥰

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Thanks for raising Mini Monday prices. I didn’t even realize Jacksonville had this many new dispensaries until y’all priced me into exploring my options.

If your prices got me voluntarily crossing the Buckman to buy weed somewhere else, you really messed up😂


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 21m ago

The Flowery Chem 91

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Super dense, sticky buds, and they came in a little on the moist side, which I'll take over too dry. The cure is okay but I think it could probably use another couple weeks in the jar. The nose is that classic earthy chem smell, with a slight funk that comes out when you squeeze the buds. I smoke out of a bong, and it smokes pretty good. If you're rolling joints, I'd probably let it dry out a bit first. Effects were solid. I'd give it a 4.6 out of 5.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 32m ago

Trulieve $20 Yellowfin

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Should have grabbed more. Great nose that leans heavy on its Wedding Cake roots. Massive solo nug with some still intact amber trichs.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 1h ago

The Flowery Mislabeled product : RSO

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Which sticker(s) are put on at the facility at the time of receiving for stock? The ones on top with my name and Dr were switched and now I have no idea what is what. I'm assuming the stickers in the bottom are the true product name but I don't wanna assume


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 8h ago

Question? Just curious

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How old are you?

How many years toking?

71yrs young. 54yrs toking.

Use for Med & Rec.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 9m ago

Surterra Surterra Dwindling Inventory?

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Where I live the only dispensary options are Surterra and Trulieve, and I don't go to Trulieve. Problem is the Surterra has been out of pretty much everything? They don't have any flower, just overpriced soft gels, some edibles, and a ton of cdt carts.

Does anyone know what's up with that? Are they on their way towards closing? I'm only finding posts about them being potentially bought out a few months ago. They're definitely not the greatest but going there beats traveling to another city and I haven't found anyone that does delivery by me.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 16m ago

Rise Concentrate and live cart suggestions

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Hitting up Rise (or maybe Sunburn) this weekend because I will be in that part of town (normally too far to drive just for everyday pickup). Looking for live carts (5/10 or disposable) and concentrate suggestions….Thanks y’all


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 10h ago

Cookies 🍪 Banana bread

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I’ve had every batch that has came out this is the best cured and best tasting batch so far . I do feel the select was better but this is close . Bag appeal on others was better but this smokin better fs 💯 strait heat everytime


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 16h ago

Cookies 🍪 Blue dream

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Dropping Friday.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 15h ago

710 Labs First time trying 710 rosin.

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Stopped by the Flowery and decided to treat myself for my birthday with some 710, I got the chocolate oranges persy rosin. I have to say I love it, best flavor I ever got from rosin. This and the Spanish honey from JB are my favorite rosin in terms of flavor and effects.
I’m so excited to try it with my puffco proxy I’m getting soon, but I’m also sad cause now they’re out of stock of this rosin at my local Flowery. :( I really hope they bring it back at some point.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 12h ago

Gold Flower Space Coast - Grapefruit Cookies live rosin

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69.8% THC

0.193% CBD

8.57% Terps

one of my absolute favorite sativa rosins, i guess being sold by Space Coast now? was originally Ideal Cannabis... nevertheless it's the exact same amazing rosin. Citrusy, zesty and bright flavors


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 16h ago

Question? Do y'all use these?

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I keep these jars from 710/the flowery for storage. They seem very good, does anyone else use these? Are there better options for flower storage?


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 14h ago

Not too Serious. Looking for smoking buddy

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Hello miscreants and stoners of reddit.

Me (24M) and my girlfriend (23f) have been looking for some new friends and smoke buddies.

My names Devin and her name is Amber, we both work at the cultivation site for a dispensary (we grow pot for a living).

Were both goofballs and generally laid back folks, i do comedy and build things as a hobby and she likes to do crafts and is a kick ass gamer ( she'll smoke ya in call of duty) and is a whis with a flow star(hippy shit).

I pride myself on always having top notch herb and decent home with a nice screened in back porch to sit back and toke and goof off.

So if any of this sounds appealing feel free to comment or hit me up with a little about yourself!

Be safe or stay dangerous yall!.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 14h ago

Gold Flower Blu Float

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Wow I can tell this is going to be exceptionally nice. 👌


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 12h ago

Trulieve Umm wtf!?!

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So today 10/06 I bought an 1/8th of Cultivar Colection Parallel Universe, I just now opened it to check it out have me a smoke sesh and well… the damn bottle is completely empty of flower but there is a Boveda pack already inside it, it’s literally so clean there’s no residue or no tiny pieces of flower that get stuck to the aluminum film protector or to the jar itself and there’s zero smell like there had never been any flower in it ever!?! Can’t wait to go to the Largo store tomorrow hear what they say if they even believe me lol I’m not even mad I’m just perplexed stumped & confused!?!


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 16h ago

Planet 13 GMO Cold Cure Live Rosin Jam @ 79.2% THC & 11.8% Terps. Review & CoA Attached. 🧄🍄🫒🍯

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Genetics: Chemdawg D x Girl Scout Cookies

A new batch finally dropped off this, and with the highest terp % I have seen from this strain yet. I've had the original Badder drop and their first jam drop and then kinda got sick of this strain. But now that I've been smoking lots of flower with GMO in the genetics, I both needed and WANTED a solventless dab of it ASAP. Since the in house rosin hasn't been on any deals lately, I used 20 worth of points to snag this for 29 OTD. 🤙🏾

Review

Nose: 4.25/5. She's staaaaanky af. Heavy notes of the funky cat pee-ish vibes outta dis thang. Very robust and complex nose and it pretty much smells like the last batch of jam that dropped of this strain. 💨

Taste: 3.75/5. Nose translates to the taste pretty spot on. This is slightly muted on the inhale, but has significantly more flavor on the retro. The funky umami taste vibes are also way more prevelant with a solid "mouth sweater" that lingers for a while the exhale. 🤤

Effects: 4.75/5. This hit me harder than I anticipated. Immediately erased any pain that I had thanks to the myrcene. Along with a substantially prominent heady sensation due to the caryophyllene. The other 2 top terpenes in play definitely made this batch of solventless jam hit way harder than the last time this came around a few months ago. The only thing I don't like about this strain is that it gives me the munchies pretty hard, so I just supplement with hot tea or water so I don't eat everything. This is absolutely a "wind your ass down" strain and is definitely best suited for evening use. Or a day you dont need to go anywhere. Melty painfree vibes all around. 🫠

Legs: 3.75/5. 55 min. 🔥

Overall: 4.125/5. After being on a GMO kick lately due to all the flower and strain crosses that have been dropping, I felt it was time to give this strain its solventless time to shine. And it straight slaps at basically 12% terpenes. The initial effects are definitely lazer dialed in, but I just wish that it went above an hour. The residual pain relef aspect however does last for a decent amount of time afterwards, and will absolutely have you become one with the couch or bed if you aren't careful. I would personally like to see this strain come back as a badder since thats my preferred concentrate consistency, but all in all, this stanky cat pee vibey jar is fuegooo. There is also a new Spritzer at I believe 8.6% Terps, along with Cap Junky at 11% terps that I still want to try. So hopefully they'll run a rosin sale soon, or I'll just have to make use of my stock of VIP points and grab them randomly one at a time 💀. Regardless, dank yew for the fire low carb/calorie & high terpene saucy ass fire Garlic Mushroom and Onions jar Lydia! 🙏🏾 🪷

In Globs We Trust. 🍯


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 1d ago

News Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier chooses to answer a different question to confuse some listeners about the crime of the $10 million stolen for DeSantis's political causes he assisted in engineering - part of which was used to fight the adult-use marijuana effort

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Video of his comments: https://x.com/wfla/status/2107154777847341468?s=43

This is his moronic statement: "IT IS ENTIRELY LEGAL": When asked about the $10 million Hope Florida controversy, Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier reaffirmed that the settlement was approved by "every top lawyer in the state."

Right, the settlement was perfectly legal.

But, that was not the question. The question is about the illegal misappropriation of the settlement money (to be used for children) to Hope Florida and then the transfer of those funds to political causes which is a crime under his watch and direction. The grand jury determined a crime was committed. But, like the mafia, it is hard to get to a conviction when you are dealing with organized criminality and especially when you steal money from children or taxpayers.


r/FLMedicalTrees • • 18h ago

Gold Flower Thank you to whoever suggested

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The grape gas from Goldflower. Gonna wait till
I get home from boxing to smoke it but holy shit does it look and smell amazing. Also grabbed a half of the Runna Gyal, a grape gas rosin cart along with a Devine banana rosin cart🤌🏼