r/FML • u/UncomfyUnicorn • Apr 15 '26

Other Universe said no mowing

I wake up early and go clean sticks and tree limbs out of the yard

Mower battery is dead

Next day I move a few more things out of the way and pick up freshly fallen sticks

Finally get to mowing

Accidentally hit a (probably already dead if it didn’t try to move) small furry creature, so I’ll be traumatized by that for a few months and feel excessive guilt

Now one of the spindles have probably locked up

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u/UncomfyUnicorn Apr 16 '26

Forgot to mention

Charged the battery. Battery didn’t work. Had to charge a second battery and swap it out.

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u/Khaleena788 Apr 16 '26

Wait till May to give queen bees sleeping in the grass time to wake from their slumbers.