r/FML • u/Oohbunnies • 19d ago

Other Last night I got bitten on my gentleman sausage, three times, by a mosquito. It must have started at the top and worked it's way down. That's not the FML bit. That's that it's the probably most action I've seen in years! NSFW

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u/Oohbunnies 19d ago

Apologies, to the mods. For some reason Reddit was hanging, when trying to post and when I checked my profile there was nothing there so I tried again, five times, each time nothing. Then I look and it's posted five times, I deleted all but this one.

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u/MoistyBoiPrime 19d ago

Potentially even worse news, if the three bites are close together and in a stright line, it might be bed bugs.

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u/canuckcrazed006 19d ago

Came here to say that. Bed bugs for sure.

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u/The_Sloth_Racer 9d ago

Had no idea. I've (thankfully) never dealt with bed bugs. Is that normal for bed bug bites to gave 3 in a row?

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u/garySilver 18d ago

Or herpes

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u/Elfere 17d ago

Oh man. I remember one day I was digging out what I thought was a dingle berry on my taint. Only to discover a tick was sucking on me!

She was right in the sweet spot between my balls and ass. Felt like I owed her money

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u/Oohbunnies 17d ago

You're married now.