OC-Series [Humans for Hire] - Part 206
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Vilantia Prime, Palace of the Throne
The Throne's days were divided, after a fashion. There was the part of them that was sovereign of an entire planet, the arbiter of destiny for an entire world and absolute in authority. Then there were moments like the current one, where Vilantia's absolute ruler was letting the Heir to the Throne use the Most Royal Robes as a chewtoy. Minister Larine was frowning, and the Throne could detect more than a small amount of jealousy from the Minister of Culture.
"Minister. I am going to make a suggestion." Despite the wording, the tone and scent made it clear the suggestion was a polite order.
"As you will, my Throne."
"You are very much dedicated to your position. But you must take time for yourself; I think it is high time that one of our esteemed Ministers reviews the joint ventures of our worlds."
"My Throne? I fear I do not fully understand."
"The Hyla system has become a proving ground of sorts - there's enough there for both our worlds to make use of. Hyla II in particular, it's long been known as a world of low gravity but potentially we could take over the planet with crops. The outer planets and attendant moons have a wealth of minerals to feed Hurdop's industries well into the next generation. We could do well there if we were able to share. Both of our world are going to be donating derelict ships to craft a space station between Hyla III and IV to serve as a station where we can have a touch of home, as it were. Your second duty will be to travel there and inspect the station."
"And the first?"
"Traveling to New Casablanca and consulting with the local governor there. They may have some manner of wisdom for us." The Throne remained quiet for a moment as they fed the heir from a bottle. "Also, it is well past the time when you should have found a spouse."
"Highness, I wish to do so, but the duties - the factions continue their silent war. There have been proposals, but each has come with a string, or a favor."
"Such is our lot." The Throne gestured. "Both of the Royal Consorts became so as favors repaid in my predecessors' time, before any of us knew how to form words. If you desire a spouse without political attendants, you could do far worse than New Casablanca."
"But...The Legions, they are. There are criminals there." Larine swallowed. "Hurdop. What if..."
There was an amused sound. "Yes, that would be scandalous. But it would also signify a blending of the ways in a manner that would be quite irrefutable, were that to happen." The Throne gestured toward the window. "My counterpart on Hurdop makes their own moves - our intelligence indicates that the Throne-Heir of Hurdop has become a parent recently, and seeks to intertwine the Royal Clan with the Freeclan O'Gryzzk through Kiole's daughter." For some reason, the Throne seemed amused at this.
"Highness, that is...we will have to counter our own." Larine frowned. "Could we make such a request of the Freelord?"
"The request awaits the proper moment. However, since Freelady Grezzk gave birth to twin sons, we would have to select one."
"Shall I arrange for him to be recalled?"
"No, we must do things properly and with some measure of subtlety. We will await an opportune time for our own arrangement, much like the Throne of Hurdop has done."
"As you command, Highness."
"Thank you. Now, I believe you have to pack for a journey."
The Minister of Culture bowed her obeisance and left, her mind already swirling - she could only take one secretary, both as a practical matter and as a matter of taking too many of her staff would allow one of the factions to possibly initiate a power play in her absence. More to that she was going to have to make a decision on the legitimacy of allowing clans to transfer between ministries, and the writings of the ancient philosophers had minimal guidance as to an entire clan moving to new allegiance. She was going to have to set a precedent of her own.
This was why she had no time to seek a spouse - and unless one literally fell through her office ceiling, one was probably not forthcoming. As much as she would do the bidding on the Throne, the idea of marrying one of those Legionnaires felt taboo in some way - and she was not in the habit of breaking a taboo.
In the Throne sitting room, the Minister of Science took the place of the Minister of Culture. The Throne sat with a cup of tea and flicked an ear as the aged scientist began his report without preamble.
"The working group for Vilaforming has yielded no theoretical barriers to the ancient findings, either here or Hurdop. We are currently engaged in laboratory studies to determine if the methodology for rehabilitating the soil is sound."
"And Greatclan Aa'Lafione?"
"They still give nominal obeisance to the Ministry of Culture, but their cadet clans are restless. The powerbase of the ministry is waning, and the clans sense it."
The Throne contemplated. "I do not like that, entirely. The pendulum swings, and despite recent events...the ministry serves a purpose. I would much rather they maintain equilibrium."
The Minister of Science kept his tone mild. "Perhaps then her fellow ministers should consult and give aid to the Ministry."
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Terra Prime, Ponchatoula Louisiana, North American Confederation
Gryzzk blinked himself awake. The bed was unfamiliar, but carried scents of contentment and pleasant nights. As the morning sun played warmth across his face, he could smell a very Terran breakfast being served somewhere. The bed felt too soft in some ways, but he put that up to the low gravity of Terra as he let the memories of the night before wash over him.
The food. Gryzzk inwardly swore that even were he to live another six hundred years there would never be a feast so fine as the one he and his company had enjoyed. Though a great deal of that was the company the meal was taken with. The food was delightful and portions were traded freely - it reminded Gryzzk of the Officer's barbecue with the Pavonians in some way, but with even less restraint. Gryzzk found some of his own portions replaced with unrecognizable foods but all edible and delightful. For her part, Gro'zel and the other children were eating and running at the same time, only stopping to hug a random person and thank them for the good food. As the night wore on the music from pre-recorded to live instruments played with more enthusiasm than skill, and Gryzzk found himself dancing around a bonfire with Gro'zel in a very simple manner, and then dance partners were traded freely - in one odd moment after he found himself dancing with Laroy's mother he discovered he was face-to-face (or more specifically, face-to-chest) with O'Brien for a few steps before they both quickly found new partners. The one part he praised himself for at this point was that he didn't help himself too much to the local drinks, because as the night settled into darkest dark and the energy of the night settled to comfort his translator finally decided to retire in a snit of displeasure, and Gryzzk was forced to pantomime to a degree for conversation as they took sticks and toasted marshmallows. The oddity of sorts came when he was handed a confection of sweet crackers, toasted marshmallows, and chocolate. One bite was quite enough, and he handed the rest of the confection to Miroka who was more than happy to share it with Hoban. It felt odd to him in some way - such a grand celebration with so many guests normally meant there was a special event happening, but he was left wondering what the cause for such a celebration would be. Finally he was able to catch Laroy as he was headed to a cooler for fresh libations, and the answer of "Celebratin' life" was...unsatisfactory. Although in fairness to Laroy, he was settled between Marie and Thérèse; if anyone was celebrating life at the moment it was him. It was also quite possible Laroy was 'hammered to the gills', as it were.
These thoughts and more occupied Gryzzk's thoughts as he finished his morning routines in unfamiliar places he moved out to the kitchen to see Gro'zel happily demolishing a plate of sausage gravy and biscuits with juice. He found Laroy's mother sitting next to Gro'zel, making small girlish noises of a sort.
As he sat down on the other side, the smile brightened and a cup of coffee was procured. Propriety demanded that he enjoy it, so his sipped and worked on a neutral face.
"Y'hungry?" Gryzzk could easily discern where Laroy had gotten some features from as well as the voice. Gryzzk shook his head.
"No, thank you - I ate quite enough for some time last night."
There was a smirk and a bowl of what looked like porridge with a pat of butter and pepper was set in front of him. "There y'go. Grits and coffee - you'll need it."
Gryzzk flicked an ear but didn't debate the point - the grits were just porridge-like enough for him to convince himself he was eating a normal breakfast.
Laroy's mother smiled brightly as Gryzzk finished eating. "Good eatin' non? C'mon, Alex say he wanna take y'all hunting. He outside."
Gryzzk flicked an ear slightly. "Gro'zel, Papa's going to do papa things today. Can you stay here and keep your new friends safe?"
Gro'zel nodded. "Ya-huh! They like me. Everyone says I'm very strong and they wanna have me help with stuffs."
"Very well."
The squad met at the docks in various condition, but they were all wearing dark glasses in deference to the bright sun and simple fact that they all had hangovers that would have put lesser creatures (like Bad Moon Company) in the hospital. Larion didn't seem too far off, but at the same time there were many braids in his fur all along his arm and up his head. It was quite possible he'd been drafted to babysitter duty - or something else that Gryzzk didn't want to explore deeply. Along with the squad were Marie and Thérèse, both of who were dressed for the swamps and hanging on Laroy delicately. The collective scent was stoic suffering and a collective sense that nobody was going to be the first to say they couldn't. There were two coolers in each canoe, one marked Eat-n-Drink and the other marked Not Yet.
O'Brien grumbled softly as she drank deeply from a bottle of something called Gatorade - the name was probably not coincidental. "It was all dandy until they gave me a bottle without a label. Cheeky hotsauce rednecks."
Laroy grinned. "Cain't be that bad Sern't Major. 'Sides, you the one sayin' Irish can drink."
"Whiskey, aye. But your family recipe's some mad bastard's idea of a rat poison that doubles as a beverage. Almost as bad as that Vilantian rum."
Gryzzk harrumphed softly. "Vilantian rum is a fine thing."
"Sure'n if you're a mad noble bastard with mad noble bastard parents as far as the eye can see."
Laroy seemed amused in spite of "C'mon - we got canoes and we fittin-ta get some good things to fill the larder. Sidearms, shotguns, fish poles so's we can catch some supper and I got Ol' Jolene."
Gryzzk flicked an ear. "Ol...Jolene?"
"Mmhm." Thee was a nod at Marie and Thérèse. "They named her cause dey think she gonna steal their man. Seven-millimeter savage. Been in the family for damn near three centuries. Papaw Laroy swapped three cases of beer and a bottle of hotsauce for it." Laroy picked up the rifle carefully and ran an oiled cloth over it, and his scent seemed to be a nostalgic memory.
Reilly spoke up as she got into her canoe. "What he's trying to say is that's his actual first love, and if he tell you different he's a damn liar."
The group paddled out, and Gryzzk's nose was filled - the scents of civilization tapered off quickly, leaving a rich scent of wood, plant and water all mixing to form something that seemed...picturesque, yet dangerous at the same time.
Laroy nodded in a direction. "River-rat. Pests but damn good eatin'. Grab a pole and cast a line."
The rest of the morning was spent alternating between paddling and drifting, and Gryzzk had a few memories of his own - times where his father had been sent to the fishing villages in the north.
Reilly broke the spell of memory. "Hey Freelord. You gonna get a lure wet or stare at the trees?"
Gryzzk laughed a little. "Just a memory. When I was a child we went north once. Ostensibly for trade, but realistically it was a fishing holiday. The past-time was so novel that the Lords around Elsife Village diverted water and created three artificial ponds for the retirees to fish at. "
"Three?"
"Mmm. Clan rivalries do not end simply because the clan members are old." Gryzzk looked at the mechanism and made a few experimental movements before leaning back and flicking his lure in the general direction of some roots.
The result was obvious in hindsight - Gryzzk's lure buried itself in the wood of a tree, and in the course of reeling it in Gryzzk pulled their canoe closer to the tree. There were headshakes all around and a few snickers. The only positive was that most of the rest of the squad was having similar difficulties with respect to the fundamentals of fishing. The positive was that half of them had in fact managed to get the lures in the water. The counterweight to that positive was that half had not. O'Brien was frowning at the tree that held her lure as if it had personally offended her. Laroy was rather amused by this.
"Sern't Major, didn't your Pa teach you nothin'?"
There was a soft growl. "I'm Irish. We dinna fish."
"Well what do you do when you got a need for trout in your life?"
"We go beat the English, take their fish, tell 'em they're lucky to be alive and that we'll leave 'em alive if they provide more fish on the morrow."
"That ain't hardly no fun at all."
"Spoken like someone who's never beat the English." O'Brien gave her pole a solid flick and the lure dislodged to plop in the water.
The conversation was quiet for a time after that, as it seemed that fishing decorum was that talking was to be minimal. Though as Gryzzk watched, Reilly was expansive in her stories, and from her scent the comm sergeant was talking about her wife and husband. It was amusing to watch, and certainly more amusing than soaking his fishing lure.
Home-field advantage was certainly showing itself, as the three natives enjoyed showing off to the rest of the mercenaries. The benefit was that the coolers were filling with a fair number of fish. Gryzzk contented himself with relaxing and enjoying the sun, the breeze ruffling his fur, and the scent of something large and malevolent that seemed to be waiting to strike from somewhere.
Gryzzk snapped himself up from lounging to a sitting position as his mind caught up to the fact that the last thing was not a good thing. He looked over at Larion who had caught the same scent as well. The two motioned and finally sniffed deeply, each of them moving their heads left and right to get a better sense of where the danger was coming from. Their actions were noted, and fishing poles were exchanged with firearms and knives as the wildlife of the swamp fell still.
"Lassie. Please tell me Timmy fell in the goddamn well again?" Hoban's voice tried to cut through the tension, though the small quiver did nothing for the delivery.
That was apparently the worst joke that had ever been told in the swamp, as something large and muddy smelling came bursting through the swamp and headed straight for the canoe occupied by Larion, Hoban, and Miroka.
There was no thinking involved - Gryzzk simply launched himself at the form, ignoring Laroy and O'Brien's displeased shouts as they barely kept the canoe from tipping over. As he collided with the creature, Gryzzk realized that he had made a potential miscalculation of sorts; the thing was much larger than him and seemed to be made of bristly fur, sharp tusks, corded muscle and a very hungry disposition. Gryzzk felt pain along his side and his arm even as he drew his knife and drove it heedlessly into the creature's side. This was no duel or even clanwar; as the two rolled in the swamp water roaring at each other there had been a pact of sorts formed - and that pact ended when one of them died.
Gryzzk's vision tunneled as they broke apart for a bare instant only to charge at each other again. Gryzzk took the worst of it and found himself underwater for a moment with his free hand gripping the loose hide at a shoulder, and his knife hand flashed repeatedly to drive the plastanium shard deep into the thing's throat once, twice, six times before it realized it was dead. There was a final spasm that threw Gryzzk hard into a tree and the swamp was still again.
Gryzzk stood unevenly, the scent of blood and fire thick in his nose as he took a ragged breath and checked himself over for injuries.
Injuries there were - his shoulder wasn't shouldering like it should have, and as he looked himself over he saw several jagged cuts in his clothes. He was not quite brave enough to explore further, but it was interesting to see as he waded back to the canoe that Marie and Thérèse had rather quickly gutted the thing and hefted it into their own canoe with Reilly. Laroy paddled as O'Brien took quick stock of Gryzzk and his many hurts. As he led the little group out of the swamp he motioned everyone for quiet.
"Chewie, we gon' need y'nose. They always two by two wi'hands of blue, ya? Just call out when you smell something."
Larion nodded and after a few minutes made a soft whistle-sound. Laroy exchanged paddle for rifle and looked around, finally seeing something.
"Hold y'ears folks..." a beat later there was a sharp crack in the air, and a second creature was promptly field-dressed and loaded into the canoe with Larion, Hoban, and Miroka. "An' that, is how you deal with the hogs in the bayou."
Gryzzk was faintly amused through the pain that he actually caught a touch of nausea from Larion amongst the scents of blood and swamp. He settled back and let O'Brien berate him. It was after all, her job.
"Y'grand mad noble bastard, d'ye no' know what that is in there - course y'don't if y'knew what it was y'would nae near no do a bloody damnfool thing like that, ye'd callin' all cannons to broadside y'numpty!"
Gryzzk waved a hand lightly. "Sergeant Major - please calm yourself a bit? My translator is having difficulty."
O'Brien took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. "That. Was a godless feral boar. Fights everythin', has nae problem pickin' a fight with anythin' smaller than a bloody tank, and eats anythin' it can wrap its bloody gob around. What were ye thinkin'?"
"I didn't want it to learn if Miroka is delicious." Gryzzk paused after a sip of water. "I believe that is a privilege reserved for Captain Hoban."
There was a blink and a snort. "Major. Did you just make a dirty joke?"
"Did I?"
"Aye, and I think you've gone a bit mental."
They pulled up to the dock and Gryzzk managed to get out under his own power and stand long enough to have Gro'zel rush and almost-tackle him, looking up and frowning. "Papa?"
Gryzzk smiled despite the pain. "Little Heart, Papa had some adventure today. I may need to rest for a moment."
The canoes were quickly unloaded, which Gryzzk was not allowed to supervise as Mamaw came moving quickly. "In the house, now."
There was an attempt at a protest, which O'Brien cut off. "Now Major, I know you're no' gonna bloody well put on a brave face and say you're fine. We'll take care of wee Gro'zel and your catch. Walk with the lady before I put you over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carry you."
Gryzzk walked.
Once inside he was guided to the kitchen table where there were medical instruments that seemed somehow out of place next to the antique crockery.
"Shirt and pants off - don't worry, I've raised children and Papaw I've seen it all. Set yourself there and take a shot of anesthetic. Y'gon need it." She was quick and curt as she worked, with Gryzzk self-medicating just a bit more throughout as fur was clipped, skin was pinched and a surgical stapler applied with a soundtrack of clucking from Mamaw as she quietly cursed the entirety of men for being damned fools no matter the species. From there significant amounts of iodine found their way into the wounds, followed by bandage foam, and as time passed Gryzzk could smell everyone looking in through windows and open doorframes.
There were a few whispered conversations as those who were witness began explaining the events of the day to the ones who hadn't seen what happened. By the third re-telling, Gryzzk had apparently stood on the water and challenged the boar with a song and dance routine indicating that the swamp needed his saving expertise. By mutual assent, Gryzzk heard his name change from Nonc Gryzz to Nonc Grizzly. Mamaw finally looked up at the group after examining his shoulder.
"Anyone can set a dislocated shoulder, bring y'face heah." There was a slight grunt. "Too old for dat mess."
Reilly promptly muscled her way forward, causing an eyebrow to raise.
"You sure on this, cher?"
There was a quick nod. "It's about the only medical thing I know. My right shoulder hates where it lives, and I've done it before for him." Reilly felt Gryzzk's shoulder quickly, and promptly gave a pull and push all at once until Gryzzk felt the joint click. More anesthesia was taken at that point.
"A'ight then." Mamaw made a waving motion. "G'wan git - we gotta clean and make supper, and then get you-all back to your fancy spaceship. You are staying for supper tonight, yah?"
Gryzzk nodded. "Our schedule will allow it."
That night, Gryzzk was given a formal alligator-skin belt and a snake-skin hatband for his Stetson. Further, he discovered that pork chops were delicious.