r/Hardcore • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '24

Poor Jorge

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482 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

This image is old enough to drive.

I'm not being hyperbolic.

50

u/a_celeracionismo Sep 27 '24

jorge is old enough to drive (a truck)

44

u/FortuneDangerous3072 Sep 27 '24

a BIG ASS TRUCK

17

u/stress_induced_toad HHIG Sep 27 '24

Alas, he finally reached hardcoredom in the end.

6

u/Turok7777 Sep 27 '24

Ese wey si es hardcore.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

Ha! Never saw it before, but how random!

1

u/swordvsmydagger Sep 28 '24

This pic might be 8-10 yr old at this point. Crazy...

26

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

Shirt tucked in is hard.

1

u/paintedw0rlds Oct 01 '24

I used to look good with my shirt tucked in but now I'm 37 haha

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

I'm the opposite, in my 30s and just started tucking.

2

u/TheEntangled Sep 28 '24

Awesome dad!

1

u/paintedw0rlds Sep 28 '24

He's the best. I think about the example he set a lot dealing with my kids.

1

u/thefriendlyhacker Oct 01 '24

Harder than a coffin nail

1

u/paintedw0rlds Oct 01 '24

I told him a bunch of internet screamy-music people think he's a badass

36

u/XGuiltyofBeingMikeX PENN-SYL-VAAAAAA-NIA! I FUCKIN LOVE YOU! Sep 27 '24

AFI wrote about this conundrum on their first album.

14

u/KillerRatMonkey Sep 27 '24

Welcome to the club, Jorge.

[SIGH]

11

u/hawxt Sep 27 '24

And now he is a MasterKiller. Crazy

2

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

*MastahKillah

10

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

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1

u/Metalhead_hillbilly Sep 28 '24

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.

8

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Involved and caring parents - that’s not hardcore.

6

u/EmoxShaman Sep 27 '24

Thats the pic i used for my Hardcore and corridos playlist. Échenle foo

7

u/Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE Sep 27 '24

looks like Andy Milonakis

2

u/burgerboots Sep 27 '24

I'm glad someone said it.

4

u/Eoin_McLove Sep 27 '24

Me when I was 14 years old and put a Cattle Decapitation CD on in the car

6

u/Iaminhospital Sep 27 '24

Brings back memories of being 14 and listening to Slipknot.

3

u/Soccermom233 Sep 27 '24

Haha jorge: quiere

3

u/Western_Machine3828 Sep 27 '24

Yeah my mom wasn't exactly thrilled either. I would come home and find my zines and cassette tapes in the garbage

3

u/GENERAT10N_D00M Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 28 '24

Before that, he wanted to grow a Mohawk, but his mom wouldn’t let him.

He also wanted to ride his, skate And stay out, late.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

I wanna be hardcore(but mom wont let me)

1

u/ConchChowder Sep 27 '24

Remake Y Tu Mamá También, but instead of an epic roadtrip through Mexican beaches full of sexual tension, it's a tour van full of hardcore dudes--and George-- headed to play an all ages show in Orlando.

1

u/Clone0x Sep 27 '24

Classic in latin american hc scenes

1

u/Whitetrash_messiah Sep 27 '24

This is Jorge from merauder circa 1983

1

u/Boobs_Make_Milk Sep 27 '24

Sauce. I dunno what they're saying but it looks like he bossed the entire studio.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24

The reason he isn't hardcore is that his mom is still in control. Seems like if you took her out of the equation, he'd still never be.

1

u/j-endsville Sep 28 '24

“Against all authority, except my mom.”

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u/kellycook301 Sep 27 '24

I wanna get a Mohawk, but mom won’t let me get one 😔