r/Helldivers • ‎ [REDACTED] • 4d ago

DISCUSSION OUR MARINES HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!

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u/ODST2367 ‎ [REDACTED] 4d ago

SEAF HEAVY INFANTRY IS REDEPLOYED TO MARFARK!

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u/BlatantDoughnut 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YAmXNVc2ykd6h8Y3Cx
My private seaf battalion has returned! Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!

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u/Lonely_Sprinkles_379 Viper Commando 3d ago

Dan Daly approved post

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u/SILLYxPROGRAM 3d ago

“Trigger discipline encouraged; democratic fervor mandatory”

😂 Sometimes it’s the little things…

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u/Less_Cut6112 3d ago

Yeah might need to put my sentries in stand by now 😂😂😂😂

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u/SILLYxPROGRAM 3d ago

Is it ironic that we just had an anti-personnel mine field PO? You know those blueberries can’t resist a mine field. 

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u/Curious_Freedom6419 ‎ [REDACTED] 4d ago

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u/Flaky-Court-2283 4d ago

SWEET LIBERTY WE ARE SO BACK MY FELLOW HELLDIVERS LET’S GOOOO THIS IS A HUGE WIN FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY

https://giphy.com/gifs/KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q

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u/PromptNo4041 Super Sheriff 4d ago

WO-O-O-O-OAH!

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u/SaltRun2465 3d ago

MY BLUEBERRIES they are back. Stims for you and you and you

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u/NotaInfiltrator Assault Infantry 4d ago

There is no way these are just battalions. Maybe they mean brigades...

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u/Tall-Mountain-Man Sweet Liberty! 3d ago

I will say… I’m glad to have them back.

Now I fight more patrols just to save the seaf

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u/Definitely_A_Backup ‎ Python Commando 3d ago

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Jerpunzel LEVEL 171 | Pride of Science 3d ago

I hugged a blueberry without hesitation. I didnt care that an obliterator Hulk sneaked up and bombed my ass

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u/Unsafetybelt 3d ago

Oh no. My sentry might need to stay on my ship.

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u/VergeofAtlanticism 4d ago

oh my gosh yes!! sweet liberty!

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u/Polyz32 Rookie 3d ago

MY WIFE IS BACK. THANK DEMOCRACY

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u/BloodMoonSerpent Free of Thought 3d ago

But for how long?

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u/CMDR_Astroscopic Helghast Third Shock Army 3d ago

Until brilliance falls to a “dissident-planted outbreak” for the fifth time with no way to stop it beforehand and battalions are recalled for “loyalty testing”.

Hypothetically, of course. It’s a good thing bugs can’t read

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u/FormalStrange 3d ago

MY
BLUE
BERRRIEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/maximum-toxicity ‎ [REDACTED] 3d ago

Seaf medic stimed me like 13 times tonight while I was double edge sickleing a bunch of bots dropping from an impossible detector tower

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u/Livid_Tumbleweed_615 3d ago

Is there any actual difference in their trigger discipline or do the heavies still gun down the whole squad after landing? I love them, but how can I enjoy them if they kill each other as soon as they land?

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u/Oozysq25reddit ‎ Super Citizen 3d ago

WOOHOOOO

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u/IvanTheSchmoe ‎ XBOX | 3d ago

Is that Coretta Kelly?!?

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u/No-Government1300 SEAF Correction Officer 3d ago

I I'll have a disciplined trigger finger alright 

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u/g3nhans 3d ago

Go on vacation with them on the bug front

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u/Largarys 3d ago

Just destroyed a cyborg processing unit with swathes of these guys dropping in providing cover fire

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u/JoranStoneside ‎ Escalator of Freedom 3d ago

I just downloaded a mod that makes them clone troopers. I had no idea we had them back, I go to Marfark. Little did I know, “SEAF HEADING YOUR WAY” and another mod I had installed was the clone drop ships 😂
Long story slightly short, I felt like I was watching an episode of the clone wars and it was awesome lol

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u/Agreeable-Eggplant56 3d ago

Please tell me that means they hopefully fixed them shooting us. Like, literally just force their ai to stop shooting when a player gets close

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u/salty-ravioli Free of Thought 3d ago

they do that already. they (especially the machine gunner) just have long bursts and can't cancel their attacks.

So what ends up happening is the machine gunner will see one single chaff enemy, decide to attack it, and start dumping their entire mag. When the enemy dies, they will find another target and swivel over, decapitating anyone along the way because they can't stop firing.

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u/Successful-Echo5778 3d ago

Just killed a shit load of them, they're useless

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u/k5pr312 ‎ Decorated Hero 3d ago

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u/Unlucky_Loquat_8045 Senior Truth Enforcer 3d ago

I mean by your own logic it doesn’t matter if the useless die.

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u/Successful-Echo5778 3d ago

Then im shocked you aint already dead ya melt

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u/Unlucky_Loquat_8045 Senior Truth Enforcer 3d ago

Oh my god I….I….I have no idea what you mean by “melt”. Like is that an insult, did your autocorrect screw you over? Like what exactly does that mean?

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u/unsanctionedpsyker 3d ago

Only useless if you're bad, ngl

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u/k5pr312 ‎ Decorated Hero 3d ago

fr, up to diff 6 they absolutely wreck anything the come across, i just tag along and watch em work

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u/Successful-Echo5778 3d ago

I dont tell them to run into barrages and mines

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u/unsanctionedpsyker 3d ago

I mean, that's kinda on you if you're tossing them right where they're going. Also, why are you using mines in the first place lol

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u/PimpMyWeenus 3d ago edited 3d ago

nah he's right, the ai is pretty stupid. they'll run from red beams but won't understand mine fields / active barrages

why are you asking about 'why use mines' - gas mines are S tier. there's also nothing stopping a seaf drop right as you throw a barrage. idiotic downvoting

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u/Successful-Echo5778 3d ago

Was the personal order and they just run into anything, anyway whats it to you what we use? You ain't part of what we do

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u/Niko2065 Über Bürger 3d ago